I ain't just talkin' the talk people! I'm walkin' the walk also..... Believe me!

How about wearing the glasses and still looking for it like nuts!! I just did that yesterday night, that 1jan 2009! What a great way to keep up with the legacy of stupidity!!

Well, James, I think I can offer a competitive idiocy. Today, instead of handing her the car keys and waving as she drove off, I went clothes shopping with my other half. Yes. I truly did. Really. When I got home I had to spend some time spanking the panda to regain my sense of equilibrium. She didn't buy anything. Lash

Welcome 2009 . The year of the Panda. Sure you were not wearing your pyjamas as well James ? I'm yet to get into panda spanking gear as yet , but do remember a time when i wore a different set of socks and it was noticed by one of my colleagues who had a good laugh. Then there was time at a party when the soles of one of my shoes fell off. Did not shave the mustasche growth once and realised it in the office.

it did happen to me on 31st..we had a get-together in the evening and i was getting ready for it.i hurriedly had a french bath and i did put on my shower cap.after that,i went about readying my kids,i completely forgot about my hair and shower cap and nobody commented,especially my in-laws.my hubby was busy with some other guests.it was only at midnight(12.15am),he asked me whether i was going to take bath.i answered back with wtf(i was so tired,he was the only person,i could take it out on).it was only when my kids asked what was it i had put on my hair,did i look myself in the mirror,i totally freaked out

I spent 2 hours taking down and putting away Christmas stuff yesterday. The living room is all nice and clean, the desk top and the fire place are back to their normal state, all the glitter and a couple of broken ornaments vacuumed up. I even cleaned out and rearranged the storage closet so that my Christmas stuff and beading supplies can co-exist in this one little space. Yep, I am a happy girl. I have not left the task of clearing away Christmas until February, this year. As I sat having a conversation with Hubby this morning, I looked up and realized that I had not taken the stuff from around the living room window down! Now I have to go find the box that the stuff goes in, probably pull out 5 boxes to get to the right one, put the stuff in the box, put the box back on the shelf and put all the other stuff back on top of that! The tree was sitting right in front of the window! How the heck did I miss that!?

Slippers are comfy but they never go well with a suit. :-D Hmmm...stupid? I could count the non-stupid days better. There was this one time I went to the nearest grocery to buy chips, and I paid the cashier my grocery list. I walked out of the grocery as if nothing happened. I wondered why they didn't stop me. I realized later when I got home that I still had my money and the grocery list was gone.

lol..that was funny....and reminds me of the time when my mom got dressed up for a wedding and forget the sandals....she was still in her slippers and we had to stop enroute to the wedding to get her new sandals! hmmm....on December 30th, I went to the ATM to withdraw some cash (which I've done umpteen number of times before) and just couldn't figure out what was going wrong. Some guys were peeping through the window (which they aren't supposed to do but I'm glad they did) and laughing at me.....till was only then that I realized that I was putting in the card the wrong way. I was so embarassed and felt like a fool....I mean how can I get that wrong???? That's the silly thing I did recently. There's been no time for panda spanking for me because I've been busy studying for my exams:(

LOL too funny. I have done something similar in the past. I ALWAYS wear my crocks ok and they are basically my slippers so before I leave the house i have to watch that I have taken them off. I used to work the front desk of a hotel and so I was all decked out and when I got to work I realized I had my crocks on LOL. I did it at a past job where you had to have sneakers on LOL I felt like a total dork. Don't worry it will probably happen again at some point in your life LOL in a few years you will look back and laugh at yourself hysterically LOL

Hi James72, HAhahaha!! slippers at work! are you going to sleep late last night? well, this is how i envy you. i always wanna use slippers at office. Must be nice right? Happy posting always !! oxox'dian from bali island.

Well I feel like I am the panda being spanked at the moment. I have been crippled with back pain since Christmas day. It is not fun and I can barely walk let alone spank any pandas. I am not sure when I will be able to spank my pandas at all so I am handing my pandas over to grandpa_lash until I am recovered. Hmm still had your slippers on. Slippers are very comfy. I love my slippers. Well as for the silly thing I did I reinjured my back when it was just starting to get better. I was just bending slightly to put something in a draw and I felt the muscle hurt again. Since then I have been hobbling. Oh dear.

that is a real panda spanker James. i remember one time getting up before the birds do, going through the whole morning ritual, driving to work, only to find nobody else was there. so i as i sat there trying to figure out what holiday i had forgotten about or thinking the "rapture" had occurred, and as expected i was left behind, my co-workers finally started arriving. I FORGOT ABOUT DAYLIGHT SAVINGS AND NEVER SET MY CLOCKS BACK!!! and of course missed out on that blessed extra hour of sleep. yeah that was a real Spanked Panda day. BTW.....i plan on getting a lot of panda spanking done this year.

Whilst visiting my mum one afternoon I decided to ring home to ask 'him indoors' to get the washing in as rain was threatening. The line was engaged so I tried again...& again... Realising that he is not in the habit of making calls & only a few people ever call us, I eventually concluded that he had collapsed on the floor whilst attempting to phone for an ambulance (for no logical reason) so felt obliged to drive home. He was in 'lying on the sofa watching TV' mode, perfectly safe. I explained that I'd been trying to call & apparently, the phone hadn't rung at all. It was only when I picked up the receiver to check for a fault, that It dawned on me that the number I'd been dialling, from my mum's phone was.... my mum's phone number.

You did have clothes on, right? Not done anything stupid but I know it will come. Can't wait to put my foot in something. Heck we're only 3 days in for crying out loud. Give me a chance. I know it's there for the taking. Happy New Year to you and (don't forget your shoes)

Well this year my sister, my mom and I were in the super market ,and she said something funny and I started to laugh, but i couldn't stop and I heard some woman ask my sister if i was drunk!! So of course it only made me laugh harder. Now a good one from last year. My sister was headed to the restroom , and to get their you have to pass my room. Apparently I talk in my sleep because I was saying my crushes name over and over! The next day she just had to mention it.

Hahaha, I've done the exact very same thing! I arrived at work (not this year or course) wearing my comfy slippers! It was really funny. Oh well, you won't have to worry about your feet hurting today :) Happy New Year!

That's so funny! I thought your story will end like you realized later that there is no work today.lol. It's holiday today here in the Philippines, by the way. :-)

And Just what is wrong wearing slippers?..lol..thankfully with my store i can go barefoot if i want and I do when i get there.. Haven't spanked any Pandas today, but its early give me time i may have a story to tell later..have a touch of a headache so I'm trying to take it easy but love coming here to make me laugh..Thanks James My new friend!

talking about being stupid. i would say that i am one of the most stupid people before. but i think that on this new year. i have left those stupidty behind and i make sure now to act stupidly or act without thinking first. it is better to be sure than sorry as the saying goes. when i was younger though i was not that young any more then. i should have more be careful and act like a normal adult. but i wasn't. i was like doing things carelessly and i paid a lot for those stupidity.

Slippers here is widely use even at the office. I have a pair of slippers in the office and i do change my high heel shoes to slippers when i start working. I remember before, i go home wearing slippers, i have to wear it back for the next day for i dont have extra shoes that will fit to my uniform. I have to be confident even other persons is staring at it.