Quote of the Day...Behold the Woman

United States
May 25, 2009 6:38pm CST
I just finished reading my emails and came across this one. It is funny, but so true. "Whatever you give a woman, she will make it greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of sh!t."
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@Polly1 (12645)
• United States
26 May 09
Ain't it the truth. I had gotten this in my email awhile back too. Thanks for the reminder of how GREAT we are,
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• United States
28 May 09
This was the first time I had seen it. Funny how these keep going round and round. How I missed this one I don't know!
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@SomeCowgirl (32191)
• United States
26 May 09
That is quite an interesting quote, especially the last part. Although I'm not quite sure about the crap vs ton of manure, but I think I understand that if you bull crap a woman she'll put the manure right back at'cha? Or how did you interpret it?
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• United States
28 May 09
I think that if you give a woman a little crap you need to be prepared for more in return!
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@Shaun72 (15959)
• Palatka, Florida
26 May 09
This one is true it gave me a good laugh thanks for sharing.
@jillhill (37354)
• United States
25 May 09
I love it!!!!!!!! Thanks for sharing! You made my day!
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• United States
28 May 09
We all need a smile every now and then. Glad I could help!
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@paula27661 (15811)
• Australia
26 May 09
That is a great quote. It depicts woman's greatness and nurturing nature and how she has grown to respect herself by giving back in every way! I love it and I may just share with my friends, thanks butterfly!
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@zhdy89 (301)
• China
26 May 09
This is such an interesting and a great quote,it reflects the great women and many kinds of respect for their feedback.I think it is a more true description.Thanks for your share!
@worldwise1 (14885)
• United States
27 May 09
Truer words were never spoken, Elusive! Whoever thought of it hit the nail over the head. I've also heard it quoted that behind every great man is a great woman.
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@idowrite72 (2213)
• United States
26 May 09
I love it!! It really is so true of women and how we deal with things and are expected to survive in society! I am going to pass this on to my email friends and see what kind of feedback, if any, I get from them. I do the forward thing with some of them, and others I send them to, never do reply, so I never know what they think! It will be interesting to see who does comment and who doesn't! Thanks for sharing this, ElusiveButterfly!
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• United States
28 May 09
I sent this to my email friends too. I am wondering what they thought!
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• United States
29 May 09
Thanks so much for the best response!! What a surprise and I appreciate it! Oh, no comments yet on the article.........
@williamjisir (22819)
• China
26 May 09
Hello Elusive Butterfly. I read this discussion with great interest. I think that it is so true of it. Women are great and always give you a bigger heart for whatever you do for her...The last line of the discussion made me lol. Thank you.
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@cynthiann (18602)
• Jamaica
26 May 09
My first laugh today. Love it!
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• United States
28 May 09
Glad to be of assistance!
@flyinghi (130)
• Canada
26 May 09
This is a great quote. Thank you for sharing. www.wantingtowork.today.com
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• United States
25 May 09
I love your quote of the day that is so true I am going to share this with my fiance that should be a lesson learned
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@Jackvan (14)
• China
27 May 09
It's intresting, I love it!
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• United States
26 May 09
I love the quote of the day. My soon to be husband read it also and agreed with every word of it. Have a great day!! Keep up the good post.
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• United States
26 May 09
Thanks for sharing these words of wisdom!
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@writersedge (22563)
• United States
26 May 09
Ha, ha, ha, that was excellent!