Toilets: Breaking the Seat,Mishaps.

United States
October 27, 2009 8:57pm CST
I have been thinking about how me and my wife have been through a lot since we met two years ago and something I just happened to think about was the time me and my wife somehow broke our toilet seat and I am not sure how it happened but it was really weird that it happened,and my mother replaced it,but somehow we managed to break it again,no one knows how but it is hilarious,and because of it my mother made us use a plastic toilet seat so we could not break it,so this brings me to my questions,Have you ever broken a toilet seat?How did ou break it?Did you have to replace it?Was anyone mad when you broke it?I appreciate all responses that mylotters choose to give me,but please all I ask is that you read this discussion and seriously answer it with answers that are on topic and not off the wall and I will promise I will comment back in a serious matter to every response I get,Happy Mylotting.
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6 responses
@shawnk20 (38)
• United States
28 Oct 09
dude how in the world did you break the toilet seat? wow thats one thing i didnt need to hear. but anyways you shouldnt be doing that in the bathroom anyway. lol jk. ok well i guess if it was a cheap seat then it would break anyways. maybe you just closed it hard or it was just a peace of crap. but lesson learned if you keep breaking the toilet seat dont get one that is wood you might get a splinter where you dont want it. ok well have fun and dont break the toilet seat again.
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• United States
28 Oct 09
Yeah I know it seems pretty hard to break a toilet seat,and ha ha ha you are hilarious and maybe it was cheap,and cheap seats are always gonna break,and yeah we would not get a wooden one because we do not want splinters,lol I do not plan to break anymore toilet seats and I always have fun,thanks for responding,and it is about time you started mylotting again lol.
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@SomeCowgirl (32191)
• United States
28 Oct 09
I think we did slam it, though it wasn't exactly on tight enough... Then again, rickey was over around that time... Lol kidding.
• United States
28 Oct 09
Yeah it was not exactly on tight enough,and Rickey could have broken it like he broke our bed twice,but that is a different story lol.
• United States
28 Oct 09
Ah, yours sounds like a lively household!! Yes, we have indeed broken the seat of our throne! It involved a rather unfortunate slipping sideways, a big crash and the whole thing coming off! Luckily it had just come unscrewed for the bowl and could be screwed back on, sothe actually seat itself was not broken. Happy Loo breaking, everyone!
• United States
28 Oct 09
Yeah we have a very lively household and it is good that we are not alone in our boat when it comes to breaking our throne,and it sounds like you know why yours happened even though to this day we do not know why ours broke,lol and thanks for your kind words and I am sure a lot of people might try breaking the Loo which is a funny word,thanks for responding.
• India
28 Oct 09
Hi there hellcowboy, it is only in the last 13 to 14 years, we are using a WC, before that, it was good old Indian style squatting toilets. At that time we did not have running water in our house and we had to do with a hand pump. Well, thankfully, things are quite different now. Coming to your point, in these 13 to 14 years, I had to change the seat twice. Both the times, it was broken by my daughter, who usually drops the toilet seat with a big bang. She thinks it is unhygenic to touch the toilet seat, and just tips it with the tip of her fingers. How can you be mad with your own daughter. I just told her softly not to do it in the future. Alas she continues to do it.
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• United States
29 Oct 09
Lol kids never learn,and that sucks that it is not sinking in that you can not slam the toilet seat,and you should get her gloves or something so she would stop thinking it is nasty to touch the toilet seat,thanks for responding.
@Bluepatch (2476)
• Trinidad And Tobago
28 Oct 09
Lets face it, the kind of seats you get these days I think they can break anytime. They are cheap and plastic and when I sit on some of them I do believe they might go through. Breaking a plastic thing is not unusual and plastic breaks anytime, anyway. All you need is the right angle of pressure and there you go !
• United States
29 Oct 09
That is so true,everything seems cheap especially since the economy is so bad off right now,and I have been afraid of falling through the seat at times too,thanks for responding.
@thea09 (18305)
• Greece
28 Oct 09
Hi Hellcowboy, I expect you'd feel right at home here then in the land of broken toilet seats. I noticed long ago that every toilet seat here appears to be broken then of course realised that all the builders install the three euro version which breaks probably the first time it is used as so cheap and nasty, and I expect made out of some imitation plastic. With that in mind I got a wooden one but naturally the hinges broke on that too and it now sits there coverless. I don't think there's an actual reason as to why they break in the first place such as someone broke it, more a case of it is inevitable they will break like most things Greek.
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• United States
29 Oct 09
Lol they sound really cheap and nasty,and yeah it sounds like there is no reason that they break,they just break,thanks for responding.
@solared (1207)
• United States
28 Oct 09
Broke one by dropping it too hard, broke one by accidently ripping it off the hinges.
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• United States
29 Oct 09
Wow sounds like you have had some bad luck with toilet seats also I bet no one threatened to get you a plastic one though lol,thanks for responding.