I just need some Encouragement ... please write something to make me laugh. :*(

United States
October 30, 2009 6:01pm CST
I had someone pierce my heart over and over and over today at work. I didn't want to... but I cried all the way home. I just didn't do anything right today... and then I was attacked about my parenting skills. So, my MyLot friends... please write something funny to cheer me up. ..I'll be waiting....... Thanks.
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@Trensue (5254)
• United States
30 Oct 09
I am told that my life is very funny - I don't really see it, but everyone seems to think the story about my husband starting the house on fire was funny. It was funny to me because I was here and able to get things under control. You'll have to check out the post and see what you think. Let me know. And by the way - what is the significance of the name bearballew?
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• United States
3 Nov 09
I'm gonna go read it now... as just the mere words you left here are making me giggle a bit! bearballew... bear like the Jungle Book's Ballew, or Balloo, BaLou? I Like it cause that's the movie that was playing when our First Child was born! It was that or MoglisParentalUnit!
• United States
3 Nov 09
PS. Went to your page... where is the post? Thanks!
@JenInTN (27565)
• United States
31 Oct 09
I wouldn't let it bother me my friend..guess what..most people that attack others are just doing it because they feel so bad about the way they are themselves. Excuse me for saying but screw em! Guess what! There are a lot of people that have screwed up alot worse and will continue to do so. None of us are perfect. I'm going to tell you an old indian trick...not indian as in indian but indian as in Native American..lol..I wish I knew a good indian trick but unfortunately..well...anyway..just picture them naked..no wait..I think that's for speeches..well..I can't remember but just picture them naked and I bet you will smile.
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@JenInTN (27565)
• United States
4 Nov 09
@chookie1971 (2276)
• Australia
31 Oct 09
Who are they? let me know? this little cookie will put them in their place. Oh wait, I am a cookie. They might eat me up. Noooo. I have run away. I don't want to be eaten. Lol Any way my dear friend, it may be all upsetting but there are those that know you better than that of what those horrible people did to you. So here is a cookie hug, just don't break me with a bear hug back. lol
• Australia
31 Oct 09
oops that was my old user name. bugger. silly me. well this little chookie will cluck away and tell them off. lol
@laglen (19782)
• United States
2 Nov 09
I am sorry you had such a bad day, we all have them and they all suck! Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
@Savvynlady (3686)
• United States
1 Nov 09
I am sorry you are having a bad day, but do know that things get better, And I wish the same for you. Believe me I have been attacked on occasion and know what you talking about. Anyway, here is my story. In advance I apologize to the people of Illinois for the misuse of the last governor's name. Anyway, when the last governor was going through his final trials, the name was hard to pronounce to some. So....one day after trying to get the name, Momma said well, I see that fella is going through some things again; I said Who? she said, that governor in Illinois.. then I said well you mean that Balojavich(sic), she said yeah, that Sumofab%&$ch!
@mdaazam (826)
• Indore, India
31 Oct 09
A stupid guy was trying to rove a boat on a dried lake . A smart guy was frustrated to see this who was standing on the shore ! Then the smart guy tells the stupid guy : You stupid little monster , cant you see the lake is dry you jughead ! I feel so like killing you now at the very moment , its just that youre lucky that i cant swim ! Hehe hehe hehe ! Man that was funny hehe hehe . . . . . Oh sorry ! Well in case if you dont laugh on it , its just a comment to earn some cents ! ;) *whistles*
@weasel81 (2501)
• Australia
31 Oct 09
one of those days was it. you've got to see the funny side of this, i usually end up laughing about it at some point. once again this morning while at work, the cows enjoyed making a mess of the place (i milk cows) it's been going on for about a week now, not gotten covered for a few weeks thou. last time that happened it was 3 times in 48 hrs and i was not happy about it, my work mate just laughs cause i don't like getting muck on me. as for being attacked about parenting skills, everyone is different. it happened to me about 4 yrs ago, a girl who i used to call my best friend was heavily preg and kinda lost it i reckon. any way she had a go at me one morning, cause i was being firm with my son. he's got learning problems and you have to try and stay on top of him about things. i ended up writing a letter of complaint to the farm overseaer not that it got me far. i quit the job a few weeks later. no parent is perfect.
@maezee (32972)
• United States
31 Oct 09
I'm sorry to hear that. We all occasionally have those kinds of days, that we just feel like we can't handle. I am sure it will get better. I can't really think of anything funny to say, sorry! LOL. As I have never been all that articulate. But thanks for sharing your story, and I hope all looks up for you soon.
• Italy
31 Oct 09
Parenting skills,...I think a perfect parent doesn't exist. Nor there is a school to become a parent. You just do your best, and that normally is pretty good. Hope all sorts very soon. *hug*
• United States
31 Oct 09
lemme try.. a guy asks his wife what she wants for her birthday. she says "i'd like to be 6 again". so he sets up a day of fun,ice cream,cake,a trip to an amusement park. movies,and stuffed animals. all in all,they had a great time. in bed that night,he asks her "so,did you have fun? was it like being six years old again?" and she says.. "you moron! i meant my dress size!"
@Craicha (801)
31 Oct 09
heres some jokes for you: A little boy asks his father: - Daddy, how much does it cost to get married? - I don’t know son, I am still paying! A couple was having a discussion about what to see and do now that they were safely in Florida on their honeymoon. Trying to assert himself rite off the bat, he exploded, "If it weren't for my money, we wouldn't be here at all!" The wife replied, "My dear, if it weren't for your money, not only would we not be in Florida, we wouldn't on a honeymoon, nor would there be any "we" in the first place." Can I borrow that book of yours How To Become A Millionaire? Sure. Here you are. Thanks - but half the pages are missing. What's the matter? Isn't half a million enough for you? Fred collected lots of money from trick-or-treating and he went to the candy store to buy some chocolate. "You should give that money to charity," said the sales girl. Fred thought for a moment and said, "No, I'll buy the chocolate. You give the money to charity." wish i can send some and hope u like it..:)
• Canada
31 Oct 09
I've had days where I felt I didn't do anything right as well. I hope you feel better. I don't know anything funny, but I do read some funny material if I need to cheer myself up. Go to "notalwaysright.com". It's about how customers are not always right, and it's got tons of really funny stories of just how wrong there are.
@debrakcarey (19924)
• United States
31 Oct 09
I've had a bad week too. So your discussion caught my eye and made me realize that I am not alone. Thank you for sharing and making me see that life is like that for everyone at times. Not just me. I am not a 'funny' person. I don't know how to tell a joke very well. But I've heard if you picture those who hurt you in their underware...it helps. Now, did you smile? I did!
@Hatley (164527)
• Garden Grove, California
31 Oct 09
hi bearballew I think almost all of us at one time or another had a day like that, when everything goes wrong and sometimes they come in threes. so cheer up maybe your good luck is coming now. I had some friends come to see me who had just come from a trip to my home state. I asked the little boy who was about six if he had seen any thing interesting. He piped up, oh yes mIz hatley I saw the bear's butt. His mom turned red and his dad laughed.He said, he means we went to see Bear Butte Have you seen it? I laughed too , yes but its more like a bear lying on his back so you would not see his rear, really. To the Sioux indians its a place of worship too. but it does look like a big bear lying with its paws up,on its back. but after talking to the little boy I would always think bears butt when I saw Bear Butte. the butte is actually only about fifteen miles from the town I was born in,or rather the farm I was born on. he hehe