10 tips for having an affair with a safe
By advokatku
@advokatku (4033)
Indonesia
November 12, 2009 2:15am CST
friends, Here are some tips for those who have intention and/ or intent of planning for our spouse cheating ... 
(1) Do not do more 2 times, because if more than 2 times your feeling will talk. If you've sh*t like this feces horse can feel like chocolate. Families at home can not remember
(2) Find a partner having an affair that parallels both in terms of economic and mentally. If your cheating partner weak economy, you will be used by she/ he all out. your cheat partner will call you in 57 times a day. Your chair sit like hot coals.
(3) If your partner having an affair has shown symptoms of love, leave immediately. If you are late then your cheating partner will turn into "snot". If have stuck to your hand, even if you move your hands difficult to lose...
(4) Do not sell out hope, especially if your partner including a pretty face/ good-looking but IQ squat. Your partner cheating can continue pursue your promise to marry, buy this, that and other
(5) Make a deal in front of, sort of pre-nuptial agreement. That this relationship will only be such and such and no more and no less than that
(6) The most important thing in world affairs, do not let you fall in love. If you're the type who should fall in love when cheating, you better marry or divorce and marry again
(7) Do not even think to reduce the cost of your affair. If you type stingy better not try cheating, unless you're in the party who "financed"
(8) do better at afternoon/ early morning, more difficult to trace and more easily and a lot of time to remove the traces;
(9) Your weakness is your identity, looking for also weaknesses your affair partner. so the score remained 1:1 hold;
(10) Do not forget to wear protection.
That's about 10 tips for having an affair with a safe ... lol
if any of the friends who want to add these tips of affair/ cheating ... I gladly invite .... Please give your response
(1) Do not do more 2 times, because if more than 2 times your feeling will talk. If you've sh*t like this feces horse can feel like chocolate. Families at home can not remember
(2) Find a partner having an affair that parallels both in terms of economic and mentally. If your cheating partner weak economy, you will be used by she/ he all out. your cheat partner will call you in 57 times a day. Your chair sit like hot coals.
(3) If your partner having an affair has shown symptoms of love, leave immediately. If you are late then your cheating partner will turn into "snot". If have stuck to your hand, even if you move your hands difficult to lose...
(4) Do not sell out hope, especially if your partner including a pretty face/ good-looking but IQ squat. Your partner cheating can continue pursue your promise to marry, buy this, that and other
(5) Make a deal in front of, sort of pre-nuptial agreement. That this relationship will only be such and such and no more and no less than that
(6) The most important thing in world affairs, do not let you fall in love. If you're the type who should fall in love when cheating, you better marry or divorce and marry again
(7) Do not even think to reduce the cost of your affair. If you type stingy better not try cheating, unless you're in the party who "financed"
(8) do better at afternoon/ early morning, more difficult to trace and more easily and a lot of time to remove the traces;
(9) Your weakness is your identity, looking for also weaknesses your affair partner. so the score remained 1:1 hold;
(10) Do not forget to wear protection.
That's about 10 tips for having an affair with a safe ... lol
if any of the friends who want to add these tips of affair/ cheating ... I gladly invite .... Please give your response1 person likes this
11 responses
@smedtra (77)
• Turkey
12 Nov 09
Being carefull and following some pattern you can cheat anybody. But you can never cheat yourself. So its a choice of morality for a person to cheat another. In another terms, a person who respects himself/herself shouldnt cheat anybody. At least thats what i believe.
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@34momma (13882)
• United States
12 Nov 09
i am with you. you can cheat and lie and sleep with someone outside of your relationship, but you have to live with that lie and drama. it's not worth it. you are right we all have the choice to do the right thing, and i always want to do the right thing by my husband
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@thea09 (18305)
• Greece
12 Nov 09
I see you don't follow your own tips here advokatku. Let's see if I recall properly, you're married with 4 children but fell in love with someone on the internet, then fell in love with someone you were cheating with, and then your wife expected you to be her love slave. So it seems you don't manage to follow your own cheating tips very well as you keep falling in love with them all over the place. It's a wonder you've any time left at all for lawyering.
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@Hatley (163781)
• Garden Grove, California
13 Nov 09
hi thea with all that running around however did he have time to father four kids with one woman, whew
@advokatku (4033)
• Indonesia
13 Nov 09
Come on friends ... it's just opinion, not a story based upon the true story ... pls
@EnglishTeaDuck (862)
• United States
13 Nov 09
Wow, I REALLY hope you are joking!
If not, then heres a tip for all women - do not go near this man!...lol
If my husband cheated, I would be gone. No second chances. I did not give up my whole life and move countries to marry him for him to do that to me. Hopefully he is not that stupid.
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@advokatku (4033)
• Indonesia
13 Nov 09
not ... no and no .. I reiterate once again this is only joking, of crazy opinions and I do not give these tips in a very real sense, but if you all want to run the tips that I made ... please, risk your own risk .....
@moneymakingtoday (4061)
• Philippines
12 Nov 09
Cheating is always cheating. Whether your spouse finds it out or not, it is still cheating. It behooves upon one's self to stay and remain loyal to his partner. It is your own personal responsibility to remain honest to the one you love. Anyone who loves his partner would never do anything to cheat nor hurt the partner even if he does not know about it. You are answerable to your own conscience. I am sorry to say that I feel uneasy for the above "advice". Maybe because I always connote the word "advice" to something good and not otherwise. 
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@redthaidevil (1047)
• Thailand
12 Nov 09
Thats some good advice there brother. Hehe, but I would never cheat on my WIFE as you are already married and I'm sure you already have a family so why cheat? If you really wanted to cheat I'd suggest you pay for wh0res and just end it at that so you don't have to pick up calls or anything.
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@amusedexplorer (31)
• India
12 Nov 09
Dear friend, you may find some short term fun in cheating but in the long term it'll destroy all peace in your life. Tendency to cheat is a kind of greed and like all greed in the world it'll get you addicted. You'll keep cheating until you've landed yourself into a lot of troubles. So please dont advice otheres to cheat.
@Hatley (163781)
• Garden Grove, California
13 Nov 09
advokatku my tip is do not cheat in the first place then you wont have to memorize stupid rules and not fear your spouse or significant other finding out. to me a cheater is a cheap stupid
jerk who does not deserve a decent intelligent girl, but a floozy just like himself.
@aerous (13434)
• Philippines
13 Nov 09
Hello friend, your trying to propagate your bad deeds and terrorize the good relationship of those marriage people. I don't understand what your thinking instead a tips not to broke the family. You teach on how to cheat and propagate your greediness in flesh...I don't know if you have God, my friend. But even do your not believe in God. Your a human and not think like something bad as you be? Be conscience in what you did to your partner...Yes! That is fun but you think for those you make fun will feel the same...? You just reap what you did in the future my friend...?
Remember that time is not always besides you because life is like a weather that changes varies depending on time...Have a nice day!
@aerous (13434)
• Philippines
14 Nov 09
Oh! I see. But I don't like he want to emphasis on his articles. Because he want to propagate his devil deeds and want more family to be broke up. He want to teach those husband to cheat their wives or vice versa...Do you think he done something good for propagating those acts of inhuman practices...?
@Lucky09 (1763)
• Philippines
12 Nov 09
first i would like to ask "why are you giving these tips?" are you supporting those cheaters and you are one yourself?..just asking as i've read your response above that it's fun..tsk tsk.
i think there's no point in telling all these especially that one is already married and have nice children around...i cannot see any fun here at all.
it's just giving those cheaters to have more ideas to cheat the people they pretend they love but never respected at all..
i think there's no point in telling all these especially that one is already married and have nice children around...i cannot see any fun here at all.
it's just giving those cheaters to have more ideas to cheat the people they pretend they love but never respected at all..