who does obama think he is?
By jb78000
@jb78000 (15139)
May 1, 2010 1:30pm CST
here at the dailydrivel we are not sure because it changes every week. as regular readers will be aware the us president barack obama is undergoing therapy for some very serious psychiatric problems.
the most disturbing of these is a confused identity. he does not know he is the us president. instead he thinks he is someone else. for a long time he thought he was a chicken. he might have been right because he was caught by photoshop laying eggs. last week he though he was napolean and insisted on turning up in public dressed in the hat and uniform and in the classic pose.
so who does obama think he is this week and is he right?
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8 responses
@Hatley (163781)
• Garden Grove, California
1 May 10
hi blue bunny do not believe a thing you read in the daily drivel
as its not all that fun ny. I know I am a tiny minority here in
mylot but I a ctually think he is a good president with a drive
to try to keep his campagin promises and facing a majorityu of
very hostile republicans who seem to see him as the devil or hitler
or Mussolin or anything but a human being facing the toughtest challenges any president has ever faced here for he is damned if he
does this, damned if he does that, and one thing I would love to know out of all the republican who think he is so bad, could anyone of them do the job better, if so why did not they run for president? Nobody alive now could be as evil as these republicans say he is, and I am sort of doubting a lot of t he republicans penchant for untruths.
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@Lindalinda (4111)
• Canada
2 May 10
Justathought,
I really don't understand you Americans. You are the only country in the civilised world that has fought health care so viciously and does not provide health care for about 46 Million uninsured people, even though you are the richest country in the world. Is that not embarassing? How do you propose young people who work at minimum wage and have no insurance safeguard their health? I know it did not go all that smoothly here in Canada as well but that was many many years ago. Even though we all complain about the shortcomings of universal healthcare, believe me not a single person would give it up unless he or she had millions to spend in the USA.
No system is perfect, you could ask the Brits, the Swedes, the Germans and other Europeans. They all have some complaints but the odd thing is no one would give it up.
Do you want to know how much a crisis stay for 2 days in the hospital cost me? I stayed 2 days, was seen by two specialists, had an MRI, a CTScan, numerous blood tests, a brain scan and two ECG's and an EEG. It cost me $65.00 for the two amulance rides. I am retired on a pension and surely I could not afford to pay for this out of pocket. My choices would have been limited.
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@whiteheather39 (24403)
• United States
2 May 10
Hatley How disappointed I am to hear you approve of Obama. What will you do when he takes your Medicare benefits away from you. Will be able to afford to pay for your current retirement home bill? BTW has Obama helped your son find a job yet?
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@spalladino (17891)
• United States
2 May 10
According to the claims in some of the tabloids lately I can tell you who he hopes he's not this week. That would be the latest in a string of married men caught stepping out on their wives. I think Obama's wife could put a serious hurtin on him. 
@spalladino (17891)
• United States
3 May 10
Ditto Annie. I saw some clips of that horrid woman yesterday. What a waste of oxygen she is.
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@Lindalinda (4111)
• Canada
2 May 10
For shame for shame! where do you get your information from. Any posts that spread rumours and inuendo should be referenced. But maybe this is supposed to be a joke. Honestly I don't know what to make of your post.
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@anniepa (27955)
• United States
2 May 10
Judging by his performance last night at the White House Correspondents Dinner he thinks he's a stand-up comic...and he just might be right! I think it's much better than when he thought he was a chicken; after all, what if someone that believed that dingbat from Nevada got their hands on him and tried to take him to the doctor? He could have ended up someone's DINNER!
Whomever he thinks he is, I don't think he wants to be dinner, do you? Now, if the doctor wanted to use him to lay eggs...oh, never mind, he didn't think he was a hen, did he?
Annie
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I am much too young to be his mother you know. :)
@Torunn (8609)
• Norway
2 May 10
I think he plans to be King Arthur. Mainly because I think that everytime someone asks him to go on an official visit, he should answer "Lets not go to XX. It's a very silly place". He'll be wrong, obviously, everyone knows that King Arthur's asleep and wouldn't say anything about a silly place before he wakes up.
Or maybe he thinks he's a slightly bigger bird than a chicken. One of those mean Australian ones that kick people in the stomach and rip out their intestines? That could get interesting. He would be wrong, as he hasn't got a blue beak (unless of course photoshop catches him again) but it would be interesting.
Hmm, or maybe he thinks he's Sarkozy, hits on Carla Bruni and we'll get duels between Sarkozy and Obama and between the wifes? Not sure what duel, stiffest smile? Most disturbing tie?
@Torunn (8609)
• Norway
2 May 10
But he probably didn't make a very good chicken either. Chickens are small, cute and fluffy. Not sure Obama can pull off any of those. However, I'm not sure he'd manage to pull off the way Gordon Brown always looks like he's going to announce a disaster, possible the third world war or an alien attack. Maybe he thinks he's a cross between Gordon Brown and chicken? To make the transition easier?
