Most stupid thing you've done while drunk?

Australia
April 16, 2011 8:21am CST
Everyone who drinks has an embarrassing story or two to share. What stupid things have you done? I find that when people are drunk they feel invincible and end up doing things they wouldn't normally do. Once when I was drunk I attempted to climb through a dog door. I am pretty small but still, I only got half way before I became stuck and it took about 20 minutes for my friends to release me. I have about 57 other stories but I'll let you tell yours!
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@ElicBxn (60678)
• United States
17 Apr 11
You will probably not like to hear my story. I only got drunk once and beat off two guys who attempted to pick me up and carry me away from the dorm. I stuck my foot into the one who had my feet so deep (yes, he was incredibly fat!) that my shoe came out after my foot. As he dropped me, I tried to elbow the other guy in the privates but got his upper leg instead. None the less, he dropped me as well, so I picked up my shoe and proceeded to beat him around the head with the heel. I was on 18, well under the age to drink at the time, so I didn't report it, was sick as a dog the next morning and swore I would NEVER get drunk again. 39 years later, I have kept that promise...
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@voldrox (7205)
• India
17 Apr 11
That was so awesome of you, Elic. I appreciate it.
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@stephcjh (32328)
• United States
16 Apr 11
The most stupid thing I have done when I was drunk, was drive. I did not plan on driving myself home but I had to, I thought at the time. Someone else was to drive me home but they changed their mind. I made it home but it was by the grace of God that I did.
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• United States
16 Apr 11
I don't even know which one to tell so let's go with this. I was in a bar full of bikers and while on a drink binge.. one of many at that age... I taught the Macarena to everybody. I mean everybody. Every biker in the bar. I had them all out on the floor while I was looking like a turd teaching them the macarena. It was great!
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• United States
16 Apr 11
L.O.L. I don't know where to begin, I have done so many stupid things kind of like what you did,he he he he,My cat that passed away when she was alive there is this basket that my grandmother had gave us and it just sits on the floor you can put flowers or magazines in it but we never did because she liked to scratch it I guess she was sharpening her nails but one day I was drunk and laid on the floor and said come on Kitty let's scratch the basket together and me and Kityy scratched the basket together, L.O.L. And there are countless times when I have fell out of chairs. He he he he, when I think of another one I will get back to you. You have anymore that was funny!!
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• India
16 Apr 11
I had been reading the Twilight series the whole complete series.I had almost completed the novel when I got invited to a party with my friends.My girlfriend accompanied me aswell.I had a good time and boozed a lot.The next thing I remember is waking up in my bed with a broken limb.I was utterly embarassed when I heard the incidents of the previous nights.I had started calling my girlfriend as Bella and was referring to myself as Edward the vampire.I had tried to jump a huge drain and had falled unconscious and breaking my limb in the process.
• Australia
18 Apr 11
Now that is funny.
• United States
10 Jul 11
my now ex! boy,was that a mistake..
@RawBill1 (8542)
• Gold Coast, Australia
29 Apr 11
I unfortunately have done many stupid things whilst drunk in my lifetime. I am grateful for this period of my my life though, which is now over, as I learned many valuable lessons about myself over the years that I drank. The most stupid thing that I ever did in my opinion was throwing a brick through a large glass window in a store that I was passing by on my way home from a drinking establishment late at night. I am most ashamed of this incident in particular as I was in my mid twenties at the time and should have known better.
@drannhh (15045)
• United States
27 Apr 11
OK, I don't drink, but I did eat an ice cream pie that was laced with something intoxicating and I giggled all the way home and then some. I was glad I wasn't wearing high heels that night. The pie was delicious, but I needed a designated driver to get home after eating the whole thing. I didn't know you could put that much booze in a mud pie.
@SViswan (12072)
• India
19 Apr 11
The first time I got drunk, I thought I was Spiderman. Luckily I didn't try to jump off the roof...but I did try to climb up there. I remained stuck to the wall since I couldn't co-ordinate my legs and hands to move as I wanted them to:P I swore I would never drink again...and didn't for another 11 years...which was a few months ago! I did the smart thing then....shut my mouth and tried not to move my head.....and remained SEATED! But my husband says that everyone present could make out from my eyes that I was drunk :P So, I've sworn off drinks again for the next decade!
@bingskee (5237)
• Philippines
17 Apr 11
the first time i got drunk was the most unforgettable. after getting very drunk and i threw up on the sink and i was so concerned (being drunk and all) that it will clog the sink so i helped with my point finger to ease away the puke into the sink hole. my son saw me and he exclaimed, "Ma, what are you doing?" it was like all the drunkenness was washed and i felt so embarrassed. the reason why my son exclaimed that way is he knows i am to finicky to even hold the remnants of a puke.
• Philippines
17 Apr 11
Awesome question. I've got my own stories when drunk but I gotta say the craziest thing I've ever done when drunk was to sleep naked while forgetting to lock my room. That was hilarious and I had no idea that a lot of my family saw me naked. My cousin who was young enough to know that it was illegal to sleep naked was asked to wake me up and tell me to put on clothes. That' when I realized that I messed up. LOL
@CatsandDogs (13964)
• United States
16 Apr 11
Oh gosh, on my 21st birthday, all of my friends kept buying me drinks. I had all kinds to choose from and I drank almost all of them and got so danged stinking drunk that it was hilarious! I had to use the bathroom something awful and nowhere to go so they took me to this old old church and walked me to a tree and helped me so I wouldn't fall over. LOL Then we all went for a ride and up this steep steep hill and I was getting sick and couldn't hold it so I opened the door and leaned out and omg, I thought my guts would pour out! lol my friend grabbed me by the shirt collar to keep me from falling out! The next day I had a hangover from hell!
@gelayagui98 (1337)
• Australia
16 Apr 11
I've done nothing because I never drunk throughout my life now.
• United States
16 Apr 11
I told someone how much I really love them in front of the whole house. I don't remember it at all. But,the guy was so happy to know this and my daughter was taping me and she told my mother and others what I said.
@Aussies2007 (5339)
• Australia
16 Apr 11
If I were to tell you, that would make me even more stupid when I am sober than when I am drunk. lol