repeat this, and it comes out wrong?

I just had a good laugh. The grand kid's were playing password. So I had to say something to walk through the hallway. So I said Albert is brainless. Then I laughed and walked through. So I told the...

Ever meet a ticking time bomb?

Have you ever been around someone before that was nice and sweet and then the next thing you knew they were calling you every name in the book for no reason? I met someone like that about 2 year's...