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A dead guy out there, in my back yard.
@GardenGerty (169448)
United States
September 7, 2007 10:38pm CST
I live in a pretty small town, around 14,000 people. We have had two murders in town in the 30 years I have lived here, and very little violent crime at all.
A few years back, my husband worked out of town on a late shift. He would get home and upstairs to bed around eleven-thirty in the evening. I worked days, and went to bed early, I had to get up and get my great niece off to school as she was living with me at that time. One night he came to bed and said "Don't let Katy go out the back way to school, there is a dead coyote (Ky ote) out back in the yard." I told him to dial the administrative number at the police, to contact animal control to pick up the dead animal. He got up, and did as I asked, then came up and said, "When they get here, they want to talk to me" I figured there was some fish and game laws or something we had to deal with. He said they asked how he knew he was dead and he told them "I nudged him with my foot"
I was laying in bed, and I heard the sirens, one . . two . . . three emergency vehicles going down the road, but listen, they stopped, I could see the lights through the bedroom window, I could hear shouting in the back yard! !
After a very long time, my husband came up to bed. I do not think he has an accent, but the dispatcher had heard him, very clearly say, "There is a dead guy out there in my backyard. The police, and the paramedics and the fire department all came to render aid. They wanted to question my husband regarding the circumstances of this guy's death. Several emergency personel were embarrassed, including one dispatcher, when they learned that they had come prepared to try to revive a coyote.
The only thing we can figure out is that our yard is always heavily planted in wild life attracting habitat, and the coyote was injured, possibly by the nearby train, and crawled into our yard to die. I am sad for that, but it has given us a fun family story.
Feel free to share family stories, or animal stories with us. They both seem to always have appeal.
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@babystar1 (4233)
• United States
8 Sep 07
That was so funny,I bet they were all embarrassed.
The only think that I could thnk of that happend to us was, when my son was still living at home he was out in the back yard BQ buggers ,and there was a lot of smoke. Before we knew it the fire department came. Someone had called the fire department to report that they seen smoke. And all it was was the BQ grill. One of the men said that this happends a lot during the summer time when people are using there BQ grills.
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@GardenGerty (169448)
• United States
8 Sep 07
I can imagine that happening. At least it would be fragrant smoke. And at least they do check on things to make sure they are not really fires.
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@wachit14 (3595)
• United States
8 Sep 07
When I was a kid, one summer we had a spider monkey living in our backyard. It must have been a pet that either got loose or that someone just dumped because they no longer wanted it. It would travel all along the power lines and go from yard to yard looking for food. It was very friendly and pretty much everyone would give it treats.
We tried to get it into the house one day, but looking back I can't imagine why. We had no cage for it, but I guess we thought it might be fun to own the monkey.
My mom was the one who would give him treats. His favorite was cut up watermelon and other fruit.
As the weather turned colder, we wondered what would happen to the monkey who would sit in the tree and shiver. Eventually, our mailman at the time, grew to know the monkey too and he devised a way, with the help of a neighbor, to get the monkey into a box. He took it home with him and gave the little guy a nice warm place to live.
@GardenGerty (169448)
• United States
8 Sep 07
This story has a really nice ending. Thanks for sharing. I do think it is a shame when people get pets, then cannot deal with them and end up dumping them.
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@carolbee (16230)
• United States
22 Sep 07
Was recently vising my daughter recently in Arizona. As many of us know, most lawns are gravel or sand. Went outside to get some fresh air in the morning. Didn't have my glasses on and glanced over at the next door neighbor's front lawn. Thought there was a dog or man laying there all curled up in a fetal position. Went back in the house to get my glasses only to see it was a huge rock. Felt so silly but I never did mention it to anyone!
@GardenGerty (169448)
• United States
22 Sep 07
All of our secrets come out here at myLot. I find your story very funny, and it is the reverse of mine. LOL
@GardenGerty (169448)
• United States
9 Sep 07
So the title of the topic was an attention getter, at least a little.
@jennybianca (12912)
• Australia
8 Sep 07
I laughed so much at this. How embarassing. Surely their accent is similar to your hubbys?
My hubby did something that was quite funny very recently. As you know, he is a Police Officer with Missing Persons. Before that, he worked for Crime Stoppers. This is where people ring (usually anonomously) to report a crime. Of course, the majority of reports are silly, fake, or just drunk people ringing.
Last weeek we had a full eclipse of the moon. Secretly hubby went to the phone & rang Crime Stoppers. In a very serious voice, he reported a crime against the moon. He said....
" I know who stole the moon" (in a deep, serious voice)
Crime Stoppers.... " Er, er... what?"
Hubby ... " I know who stole the Moon".
Crime Stoppers..... silence * Being inside, they had completely forgotton about the eclipse of the moon.
Hubby... "It was the Man in the Moon".. (said in a serious voice).
The above scenerio went on for a few minutes, whilst crime stoppers tried to work out what sort of idiot was ringing. Eventually they remembered the eclipse, & finally recognised Dave's voice.
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@GardenGerty (169448)
• United States
8 Sep 07
Oh, your husband is an ornery one alright. That had to be funny. I think I had forgotten that he was involved in law enforcement. I will be sure to share this thought with my husband. You could post a discussion about it, too, it is funny.
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@danny_konx (2)
• Indonesia
8 Sep 07
i am sad too. Please u pray for God to give something for your problems. good news from you.congraculation
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@GardenGerty (169448)
• United States
8 Sep 07
Hey, Danny, read the whole discussion, like it says in the guidelines.
@ElusiveButterfly (45941)
• United States
9 Sep 07
Often times people don't hear as clearly as they should. Maybe they are momentarily distracted by something. I know that I speak very clearly when I am on the phone and several times have had to repeat myself over and over again to let the person on the other end of the phone know exactly what I was saying.
Funny story GG. : )








