A dead guy out there, in my back yard.

Oh no! I bet everyone around was wondering what was going on. That is just too funny. I don't have any stories in my back yard, but I do have one about the yard behind the school I went to when I was a kid. All the kids were outside playing, and we noticed that a man was walking behind the playground. We thought he looked odd, but it wasn't until someone (not me) turned around and got a view from the front, that anyone realized he was naked. So they called the cops and we watched two cops run through the field behind the playground, trying to catch the naked guy. He ended up going all the way out of the field, into a housing develpment before the police caught him. He was a patient at the alcohol/drug rehab facility down the street next door to our school. I would have MUCH preferred a dead coyote. LOL

OMG that would be terrifying, to think he was just lying there and how he died would give me nightmares, life can be very sad sometimes, I think we tend to take life and the taking of it for granted these days, I think that wa terrifying for you but sad for that poor person laying there...

That is pretty crazy, I can just imagine the look on everyone's face when there was no dead guy. I bet that dispatcher still gets teased too, lol.

LOL that is too funny.

I can imagine the police being embarrassed by that and I'm sure they will forever remember the time they were called to revive a dead guy that turned out to be a coyote.

No I don't have any wonderful stories like that, but I truly hope some day if I ever have my own land htat I do.

Mooch

I laughed so much at this. How embarassing. Surely their accent is similar to your hubbys?

My hubby did something that was quite funny very recently. As you know, he is a Police Officer with Missing Persons. Before that, he worked for Crime Stoppers. This is where people ring (usually anonomously) to report a crime. Of course, the majority of reports are silly, fake, or just drunk people ringing.
Last weeek we had a full eclipse of the moon. Secretly hubby went to the phone & rang Crime Stoppers. In a very serious voice, he reported a crime against the moon. He said....
" I know who stole the moon" (in a deep, serious voice)
Crime Stoppers.... " Er, er... what?"
Hubby ... " I know who stole the Moon".
Crime Stoppers..... silence* Being inside, they had completely forgotton about the eclipse of the moon.
Hubby... "It was the Man in the Moon".. (said in a serious voice).

The above scenerio went on for a few minutes, whilst crime stoppers tried to work out what sort of idiot was ringing. Eventually they remembered the eclipse, & finally recognised Dave's voice.

Oh geez! Now thats a story! Im sorry to say that I dont have any storys like that. The only thing that I found dead in my back yard was a rabbit that one of the wild cats got. Thanks for sharing with us.

When I was a kid, one summer we had a spider monkey living in our backyard. It must have been a pet that either got loose or that someone just dumped because they no longer wanted it. It would travel all along the power lines and go from yard to yard looking for food. It was very friendly and pretty much everyone would give it treats.
We tried to get it into the house one day, but looking back I can't imagine why. We had no cage for it, but I guess we thought it might be fun to own the monkey.
My mom was the one who would give him treats. His favorite was cut up watermelon and other fruit.
As the weather turned colder, we wondered what would happen to the monkey who would sit in the tree and shiver. Eventually, our mailman at the time, grew to know the monkey too and he devised a way, with the help of a neighbor, to get the monkey into a box. He took it home with him and gave the little guy a nice warm place to live.

That was so funny,I bet they were all embarrassed.
The only think that I could thnk of that happend to us was, when my son was still living at home he was out in the back yard BQ buggers,and there was a lot of smoke. Before we knew it the fire department came. Someone had called the fire department to report that they seen smoke. And all it was was the BQ grill. One of the men said that this happends a lot during the summer time when people are using there BQ grills.

i am sad too. Please u pray for God to give something for your problems. good news from you.congraculation

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