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|  This was in my email today. I thought I'd give a little fashion help to some of my 50 or soon to be 50+ friends here in mylot land. (yes I have taken notes)
Dress code for 50+
Many of us over 50, WAY over 50, or on the way to 50 are quite confused about how we should present ourselves. We're unsure about the kind of image we are projecting and whether or not we are correct as we try to conform to current fashions.
Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided:
1. A nose ring and bifocals
2. Spiked hair and bald spots
3. A pierced tongue and dentures
4. Miniskirts and support hose
5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
6. Speedo's and cellulite
7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
10. Pierced nipples that hang below the waist
11. Bikinis and liver spots
12. Short shorts and varicose veins
13. Inline skates and a walker
And the ultimate 'Bad Taste' in fashion ! for the 'Older folks'.....................
14. Thongs and Depends
Please keep these basic guidelines foremost in your mind when you shop.
How many faux paux can you add to this list?
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 ljegbers (5726)
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4 years ago
| |  How about sports bra’s with spandex shorts and orthopedic shoes?
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 dizzblnd (1124)
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4 years ago
| | LMAO!!! THAT'S a good one | | | |
| ljegbers (5726)
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4 years ago
| | How about putting a grill on your dentures? Oh, that'd be sharp! | | | |
| dizzblnd (1124)
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4 years ago
| | LOL you are good!! | | | |
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2.  baileycows (3432)
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4 years ago
| |  LOL! This is so funny. I have never really thought about these things together, but it is to funny. I will definitely have to pass it on.
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| 3. Rosekitty (4785)
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4 years ago
| |  Dizzyblond..You had me cracking up and just had to make a copy for my friends here in Texas..love #10..LOL..Don't think i can add anything to this..you just made my day!
Huggs
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| dizzblnd (1124)
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4 years ago
| | Always nice to make someone smile on the other side of the country! I loved it too | | | |
| Goodie123 (7548)
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4 years ago
| |  Hey Kitten Kat are you hiding today.
I loved number 10 and 14.
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| dizzblnd (1124)
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4 years ago
| | Those 2 are my favorites too | | | |
| Goodie123 (7548)
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4 years ago
| | I needed the laugh this post provided.
You timed it so well. | | | |
| Rosekitty (4785)
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4 years ago
| | LOL..I'll have you know i always use my depends and my thongs together everyday..LOL..
No I just home late from work and got here..noticed i lost 6 points so found out the friend that brought me here in March got banned from posting recipes..gee why banned? why not just telling them that they can't do that or delete the stuff but banning her?
then noticed Mama of Kate's Kenneth got banned too!She's not feeling to happy! | | | |
| Goodie123 (7548)
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4 years ago
| | HiYa Kitty Kat, I lost 18 points.
Someone else lost almost 40.
Damn sucks bigtime.
Can't have fun anymore. | | | |
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| dizzblnd (1124)
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4 years ago
| | LMAO Are you sure you didn't write that? I wish I could take credit for it for my stand-up routine.. but alas I can not. LMAO @socks meeting shorts! That's a good one too! | | | |
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| Annie2 (417)
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4 years ago
| |  How about old men in shorts and ANYTHING!
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| 8. dragon54u (15683)
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4 years ago
| |  How about no shirtless look with the dunlap look--belly done lapped over the belt.
I saw a lady that had to be over 50 yesterday that was in short shorts and a halter top. She looked terrific! However, a teen in a similar outfit in another part of the store had the fat roll thing going on and looked awful.
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| dizzblnd (1124)
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4 years ago
| | LOL @ Dunlap... too funny.
It's sad how some teens look worse then their older counterparts | | | |
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| 9. Angelwhispers (4603)
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4 years ago
| |  Dizz you just totally dissd my whole wardrobe! What do you mean no thongs and depends together? I do believe that my belly button ring and gall bladder scar together is quite attractive.... sometimes you have to lift my right boob to see them but hey I still get compliments on them.
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| 10. whittby (2039)
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4 years ago
| |  Oh I saw a few at WalMart today. How about bouffant blond hair-dos, tight leopard print tops, house dresses out in public, too much make-up - it doesn't hide the wrinkles really it doesn't.
I didn't wear any of this stuff even when I was a lot younger. Oh, I did the mini skirts of course, minus the hose.
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| dizzblnd (1124)
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4 years ago
| | LMAO You just gave me a visual with someone having all of that at the same time ~~~bangs head~~~ "get out get out get out!" | | | |
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