I'm sorry, but there ARE wrong ways to eat a Reeses!!!  |
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|  Dont let the liberal media fool you. They want you to believe that there "is no wrong way to eat a Reeses". Well, I beg to differ!
I can think of many wrong ways to eat a Reeses Peanutbutter Cup. For example:
- While visiting a Communist country.
- While waiting in line at an abortion clinic.
- Dipped in goat blood during a Pagan ritual.
- As hors d'oeuvres at your underage, inter-racial gay wedding.
- At a Diabetics Anonoymous meeting.
- In front of starving Ethiopian children (you heartless monster).
Can you think of other WRONG ways to eat a Reeses?
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1.  wonttakelong (2227)
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3 years ago
| |  TEE!!!
OMG I cant believe you threw that pagan ritual thing out there LOL
the only wrong way I can think of is after you drop it in the dirt/sand outside or worse yet dog/cat poo
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 II2aTee (845)
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3 years ago
| | Yes, the CORRECT way to eat a Reeses during a Pagan ritual is covered in SHEEP blood... not goat!
And although it would be wrong to eat a Reeses that was dropped in sand or dirt, I personally would let the "5 second rule" go into affect!! | | | |
| wonttakelong (2227)
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3 years ago
| | I prefer rooster blood myself but ok
and that 5 second rule dont apply when you drop food in poo! | | | |
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| wonttakelong (2227)
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3 years ago
| | dude, its POO
I wont even apply a one second rule
nut uh not with poo | | | |
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| wonttakelong (2227)
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3 years ago
| | oh no
talking bad about your brownies would be like blasphemy | | | |
 darkjedi (4347)
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3 years ago
| |  No not like, that would be blasphemy.
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2.  thyst07 (1295)
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3 years ago
| |  I think it would be totally wrong to eat a Reeses as a communion wafer in your fanatical rightist church.
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| wonttakelong (2227)
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3 years ago
| | wait that might get more people to participate in communion LOL | | | |
| II2aTee (845)
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3 years ago
| | LOL Wonttake you beat me to it! Hahaha.
That would be funny though. "Hmmm.. I never knew the body of Christ was made of peanutbutter!" | | | |
| wonttakelong (2227)
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3 years ago
| | can you imagine someone saying "I love Christ - he tastes great with milk"
LOL | | | |
| thyst07 (1295)
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3 years ago
| | This is precisely why it's wrong... | | | |
| II2aTee (845)
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3 years ago
| | Maybe he should be the next celebrity in the Got Milk? campaign?? | | | |
| wonttakelong (2227)
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3 years ago
| | "wrong" usually equals "funny" | | | |
| tessah (3120)
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3 years ago
| |  ;just shakes her head and laughs;
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| miamilady (2490)
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3 years ago
| |  Reeses during communion? That MIGHT make me start going to church again!
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| drknlvly6781 (3439)
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3 years ago
| |  You know what, y'all a dang shame. Got me sitting here picturing Jesus on the cross with one of those "I swear that don't look like milk" mustaches. And as the light shone on him from the heavens he says "Got Milk?"
Now I'm going to hell cuz of yall *eyerolls*
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| 3. tessah (3120)
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3 years ago
| | oh Tee.. there are no wrong ways to eat a reese.. youve only given examples of wrong PLACES & TIMES to eat a reese (altho the goatblood thing might give em a metalic taste.. to each their own!) but no matter how ya stuff em into yer face..its RIGHT!! | | | | | | |
| II2aTee (845)
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3 years ago
| | I see those sick communist freaks at Herseys got to you too. Dont let them brainwash you!!! Step away from the peanutbutter cup!! Repent I tell ya!! Repent!!! | | | |
| tessah (3120)
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3 years ago
| | nevah!! i shall cram the chocolate & peanutbuttery goodness into my yap whereever and whenever i please! preferably the mini ones soes i can stuff 3 or 4 of em into my face at a time! mwaahahahaha!! | | | |
| II2aTee (845)
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3 years ago
| | Your a sick puppy!
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| II2aTee (845)
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3 years ago
| | LOL I know its early in the discussion but I dont see anyone topping this any time soon. Best response. | | | |
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| 5. MYKLJ999_VERSION_2 (2961)
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3 years ago
| |  While being electrocuted in "the chair"...the chocolate melts and starts running everywhere...
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| MYKLJ999_VERSION_2 (2961)
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3 years ago
| | Oh yeah...dipped in a petri dish of swine flu virus is also a wrong way... | | | |
| darkjedi (4347)
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3 years ago
| | Mmmmmmmmm that second way sounds oh so yummy lol. | | | |
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| 6. darkjedi (4347)
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3 years ago
| | Hmmm and why while visiting a commie country be a bad time? Hell I would take that out and a bunch of blue jeans and make some money lol. And well the ethopian kids? Hell I would do it lol.
While your at a funeral looking at the body at the viewing might be a bad time, specially if pieces of chocolate fall into the casket lol. Hmm do you leave them there or reach in and take them out? Now thats the question lol. Eating them while killing people would be bad, specially if your a serial killer, then you would get to be known as the reeses serial killer, I sure as hell wouldnt want to have that name lol. | | | | | | |
| scorpiobabes (2021)
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3 years ago
| |  If you're eating them on a hot day, your mouth is smeared with chocolate and peanut butter and you bend down into the casket to kiss your loved one goodbye, effectively smearing THEM...now THAT'S wrong!
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| 7. miamilady (2490)
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3 years ago
| | Eating a Reeses without washing your hands first.
Because you could get SWINE FLU!!!
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 xParanoiax (5014)
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3 years ago
| |  *gasp* OMG. I'm gonna die!
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| 8. xParanoiax (5014)
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3 years ago
| | Hey! I like eating reeses at my pagan rituals!
...I haven't tried the blood thing, yet, but still! Why should the chocolatey peanut buttery goodness be wrong while practicing my faith? =O
Here's the wrong ways I can think of;
~Eating them out of your dog's mouth.
~Eating them WITH your dog.
~Eating them off the ground or anywhere else that had alot of germs.
~In space when you meet an alien race and you tell them that this is the pinnacle of the human diet.
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| 9. 34momma (5912)
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3 years ago
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| 10. celticeagle (15711)
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3 years ago
| |  How about eating it infront of a dieting person. Or, infront of a child who has been chastised for sneaking and eating too many snacks before dinner. I can't think of any more. You had some good ones there though.
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