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myLot reputation of 97/100. p1kef1sh (5624)   ranked 4 out of 1,087 in panda spanking5 months ago

Earlier today, purely in the interests of science and on your behalf; I tested the thermodynamics of chocolate as a catalyst for perspiration. I selected a bar from Mars, fresh from the fridge, and slowly walked up the garden eating it. I realise that you would not regard my only half eating the chocolate as conclusive, so I ate every single piece. What I discovered is that eating a regular size bar that weighs in at 58gm (2oz) consumed at a moderate pace up a 100 foot path in a constant 27 degree heat (80 f) results in a fine sweat being built up by the person doing the eating. Therefore it is quite clear that cold chocolate makes you warm. What remarkable scientific facts have you discovered today?

 
 
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1. myLot reputation of 99/100. mtdewgurl74 (10244)   ranked 41 out of 1,087 in panda spanking   5 months ago

I haven't had a Mars Bar in awhile..but I am thinking that anything cold may make your body heat up while it is metabolizing the cold chocolate..or so I would think..just like taking col or cold showers on a hot day..you end up sweating more actually while your body fights it's way back up to it's normals temperature..What scientific facts have I discovered today? That it is hard to keep a growing kid filled up..lol Little sis stayed the night last night and she hollers she is hungry every 45 minutes she does this on occasion like she can't get enough..doctors calls it growth spurts..


myLot reputation of 97/100. p1kef1sh (5624)   ranked 4 out of 1,087 in panda spanking  5 months ago

I all what I get "growth Spurts" too. So what have you got in the fridge Mom?


myLot reputation of 99/100. mtdewgurl74 (10244)   ranked 41 out of 1,087 in panda spanking  5 months ago

Well, I have watermelon,cantaloupe,condiments,about 15 Yoplait yogurts,cabbage,carrots,lettuce,peppers,tomatoes,hamburger for a meatloaf for supper,tea,canned biscuits,blackberry jelly,cheese,grapes,crackers,milk,pickles,marinades,eggs,and probably a few other things I am forgetting...in the freezer their is Popsicles,assorted meats,icecream,frozen veggies,frozen Birdseye rice with veggies, and that is about it.


myLot reputation of 97/100. p1kef1sh (5624)   ranked 4 out of 1,087 in panda spanking  5 months ago

On my way...........


myLot reputation of 99/100. mtdewgurl74 (10244)   ranked 41 out of 1,087 in panda spanking  5 months ago

You are welcome to all I have..in my fridge.

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2. myLot reputation of 70/100. cynicalandoutspoken (2312)   ranked 72 out of 1,087 in panda spanking   5 months ago

Now you have to redo the experiment without eating the chocolate to see if you still sweat. Unfortunately you are probably going to have to wait until next year for another day to reach 80 degrees.:p


myLot reputation of 97/100. p1kef1sh (5624)   ranked 4 out of 1,087 in panda spanking  5 months ago

Maybe I could try it in reverse Cyn. I'll wait for a cold day and see if hot chocolate cools me down?

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3. myLot reputation of 99/100. catdla1 (2557)   ranked 79 out of 1,087 in panda spanking   5 months ago

How do you know that you wouldn't have felt hotter, or perspired more without the chocolate. For the sake of science, I think you should test that idea (no chocolate) against eating one, two, three or even four bars, don't you? Just for scientific purposes of course... You might find that after eating four, that you don't feel like going to the garden, thur staying the coolest. It would also be good finding the optimum amount of chocolate vs. the heat of climbing uphill. Perhaps with two bars, you might have walked slower and stayed cooler?
Another interesting study would be to find out how much ice cream would be needed to cool down once you got home.
Since all scientific studies must be replicated to be authentic, we'll all come over for the same test(s).... whistle Stock up on chocolate and ice cream.


myLot reputation of 97/100. p1kef1sh (5624)   ranked 4 out of 1,087 in panda spanking  5 months ago

You sound like my kind of scientist. Maybe we should collaborate?


myLot reputation of 99/100. catdla1 (2557)   ranked 79 out of 1,087 in panda spanking  5 months ago

Absolutely! However, after all that chocolate and depending on how many days or weeks the test runs for...we may have to forego having some one check our figures. lol


myLot reputation of 97/100. p1kef1sh (5624)   ranked 4 out of 1,087 in panda spanking  5 months ago

Maybe we could just lie in a couple of hammocks drinking something cold and discuss the physical effects of cold chocolate and ice cream on the prone body.....Zzzzzzzzzzz


myLot reputation of 99/100. catdla1 (2557)   ranked 79 out of 1,087 in panda spanking  5 months ago

First one there gets the hammock in the shade...lol.

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4. myLot reputation of 98/100. James72 (6942)   ranked 3 out of 1,087 in panda spanking   5 months ago

Well, I did a rough calculation using the Guggenheim Algorithm to determine the validity of your claim Mr Pike, and the conclusive result I arrived at was that you definitely need a hobby! Have you considered bonsai? confused LMAO. Funnily enough, I DID make a significant discovery today! I discovered that my fitness levels are utter shite when I ran up 5 flights of stairs due to the lift being broken. thumbup It was ALMOST a eureka moment I must say, but I did manage to contain myself seeing as I was on the verge of having heart palpitations.


myLot reputation of 97/100. p1kef1sh (5624)   ranked 4 out of 1,087 in panda spanking  5 months ago

Bonsai? You mean wrap an image of the rising sun round my head and fly parachuteless......... or is that Banzai? I think that you will find that riding the lift rarely causes the same degree of breathlessness as running up the stairs. Proving conclusively that lifts keep you fitter than stair running. Please send the Nobel Prize c/o Ava Kneetrembler, The Back Passage, Down by the Seaside, England.


myLot reputation of 98/100. James72 (6942)   ranked 3 out of 1,087 in panda spanking  5 months ago

The Back Passage??? Well done, I see you've moved on up in the world! thumbup I'll be running a few more tests over the weekend too. These ones will involve an empty stomach and a food court followed by grocery shopping. The following week I'll reverse the approach. I want to determine once and for all how eating prior to food shopping influences the "Buying Crap Factor".


myLot reputation of 97/100. p1kef1sh (5624)   ranked 4 out of 1,087 in panda spanking  5 months ago

I missed your very valid reference to the Guggenheim Algorithm. I feel that the exercise met both Modern and contemporary requirements with a post-impressionist outcome that demonstrated the very real sense of stress caused by exposure to some of the finest alchemy this side of Cadbury's.


myLot reputation of 98/100. James72 (6942)   ranked 3 out of 1,087 in panda spanking  5 months ago

I'm happy that you managed to circle back and pick up on the Guggenheim reference. It does after all fully compliment the marriage you found between Pythagorus Cocoa Reasoning and Einstein's lesser known Theory of Dairytivity. It takes a true talent to find such a correlation I must say. Would I be remiss in suggesting another bonfire style stance to mark the occasion? confused


myLot reputation of 97/100. p1kef1sh (5624)   ranked 4 out of 1,087 in panda spanking  5 months ago

The Fawkes Theory of Bonfire relativity discredited many years ago. There might well be fireworks if I were to attempt to light it again.


myLot reputation of 98/100. James72 (6942)   ranked 3 out of 1,087 in panda spanking  5 months ago

Damn, I had my mental camera all ready to go and everything. sad

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5. myLot reputation of 84/100. greeneyedlady (552)   ranked 20 out of 1,087 in panda spanking   5 months ago

Hi P1key! The scientific discovery that I made today didn't happen until I read your discussion and in reading it I discovered that when a man eats a cold Mars chocolate bar his daily calorie intake is much more because of all of the sugar!

So! Said man is now going to have to exercise twice as hard to get all of those extra calories off thus causing him to sweat more and make him hotter than the cold Mars bar ever could!

If I were you P1key the next time I was going to try to give myself to science for the betterment of mankind such as you did today, I would try to think of all of the extra consequences that I may have to face all in the name of science!! shockedninja


myLot reputation of 97/100. p1kef1sh (5624)   ranked 4 out of 1,087 in panda spanking  5 months ago

I feel like a real physical jerk now GEL. Do you know any?


myLot reputation of 84/100. greeneyedlady (552)   ranked 20 out of 1,087 in panda spanking  5 months ago

Oh P1key! There is no reason to feel like a "real physical jerk"!!! It is Not the end of the World that you are weak...it happens to the best of us!! Of course that does depend on the type of weakness we are talking about though!! lol

As a matter of fact P1key I do I have an Excellent exercise regime that I would advise you to start! If you are interested I would be happy to take control of you for your exercise regime...you may find it a little hard at first as it has been compared to worse than the Marine Corps Boot Camp but I am sure I can get you whipped into shape in no time at all! ninja


myLot reputation of 97/100. p1kef1sh (5624)   ranked 4 out of 1,087 in panda spanking  5 months ago

I think that this might be a GULP moment GEL. You are very assertive today!


myLot reputation of 84/100. greeneyedlady (552)   ranked 20 out of 1,087 in panda spanking  5 months ago

Oh P1kiey as one of the women in your Harem I have taken a solemn oath to watch out for you and keep you in the best possible health that I can so that all of us in your Harem can enjoy you and your very "special gifts" for many, many more years...and I intend to live up to my oath! So if that means that I have to be a teeny tiny bit assertive and make you GULP for the greater good or your Harem, then that is the way I shall be!!

Think of it this way...in the end, you'll be glad I did!! ninja


myLot reputation of 97/100. p1kef1sh (5624)   ranked 4 out of 1,087 in panda spanking  5 months ago

It's the end that I'm worrying about GEL!


myLot reputation of 84/100. greeneyedlady (552)   ranked 20 out of 1,087 in panda spanking  5 months ago

lol You Should Be P1key! You Really Should Be!!! But I promise to be as gentle on you as I possibly can!!! shockedninja

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6. myLot reputation of 92/100. Irishfrndly65 (7250)   ranked 9 out of 1,087 in panda spanking   5 months ago

;looks in fridge, glares at P1key; Just WHERE is my chocolate bar, might I ask?;taps foot on floor and readies spitballs and water balloons; Don't make me start WWIII!


myLot reputation of 98/100. James72 (6942)   ranked 3 out of 1,087 in panda spanking  5 months ago

Since when could you count to 3? confused LMAO.


myLot reputation of 97/100. p1kef1sh (5624)   ranked 4 out of 1,087 in panda spanking  5 months ago

Look like I'm safe here then James. Now Dahr'lin Sis. YOUR choccy bar is right there. Can you see it. It's in James's hand and he's.........Oh James. That is quite naughty! Marianne Faithful tried that but she was anatomically a little different to you.


myLot reputation of 98/100. James72 (6942)   ranked 3 out of 1,087 in panda spanking  5 months ago

What??? It was gonna be coming out that end eventually anyways. It's the downturn in case you've forgotten and I was just trying to maximise time and resources is all. confused


myLot reputation of 92/100. Irishfrndly65 (7250)   ranked 9 out of 1,087 in panda spanking  5 months ago

P1key would you please tell jimmy that's he's SOOOO gross. He's not talking to me, see?

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7. myLot reputation of 98/100. dragon54u (9205)   ranked 175 out of 1,087 in panda spanking   5 months ago

How good of you to make such a sacrifice to prove a theory! lol

I discovered over the hot weekend that no matter how much I would like to grow out my salt-and-pepper hair (which is nice and wavy and thick), summer heat will trounce personal preference every time. Today I went and got most of it whacked off and came to the conclusion that science is right, that the neck and whole body is more comfortable with short hair when the weather is hot.

My experiment cost more than yours but I'll have a summer of relative comfort while you'll likely avoid the scales for a few days! lol However, yours was MUCH tastier.

Now, excuse me while I go to the living room and reach into the candy jar for a caramel-filled Hershey's Kiss. You are a bad influence, sir!


myLot reputation of 97/100. p1kef1sh (5624)   ranked 4 out of 1,087 in panda spanking  5 months ago

Scales? I'm a fish you know! LOL. Now, "Save all your (Hershey) kisses for me"!

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8. myLot reputation of 99/100. nannacroc (2348)   ranked 166 out of 1,087 in panda spanking   5 months ago

It's a well known fact that you should never walk while eating cold chocolate. You can walk before or after but not at the same time. It's the combination of cold chocolate and walking that causes a heat reaction and, if done too often, could result in spontaneous combustion. Next time you want to try this kind of dangerous experiment make sure you have consulted the correct health and safety people. You do realise that it can be dangerous to open a mars bar due to the risk of paper cuts. Luckily crocodiles aren't keen on Mars bars but you may be at risk of being attacked by one if you try this experiment with a CDM.


myLot reputation of 97/100. p1kef1sh (5624)   ranked 4 out of 1,087 in panda spanking  5 months ago

Hmmm. A little judicious exploration of the lab has uncovered a small bar of CDM. Tomorrow we may take this experiment a step closer with the added attraction of impending doom caused by the proximity of crocodiles. Call the TV crews.

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9. myLot reputation of 98/100. littleowl (4996)   ranked 133 out of 1,087 in panda spanking   5 months ago

Hi p1ke, thanks for the information...all I learnt today though was it was really hot! snd that tomorrow and during the week it is going to get hotter! So that is my discovery of the day..shame it wasn't as interesting as yours...lol

Hugs
LoLo xxx


myLot reputation of 97/100. p1kef1sh (5624)   ranked 4 out of 1,087 in panda spanking  5 months ago

Perhaps you could try with an ice cream LoLo? See if a cold ice cream cools the day down. XXXX

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10. myLot reputation of 95/100. dawnald (9180)   ranked 18 out of 1,087 in panda spanking   5 months ago

I just recently discovered that eating a cold Mars bar not only makes you sweaty, but it also makes you a little bit crazy. Sometimes you feel like a nut....


myLot reputation of 97/100. p1kef1sh (5624)   ranked 4 out of 1,087 in panda spanking  5 months ago

Snickers........... Hee Hee


myLot reputation of 95/100. dawnald (9180)   ranked 18 out of 1,087 in panda spanking  5 months ago

don't go snickering around my Mounds... ninja

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