Death Down The Shower Drain!!!  

Only if a tree falls!

come on Dawn.....this is a clean discussion.....you can't say ejaculate.

do sperm have ears???

The bear washed first...

I'm here to educate my dear.

I hope your lunch has enough protein.
If not..........well..........you know.



........I'm just sayin'

Sorry..plenty of chicken, turkey and cheese, but....uhm.....thanks for the suggestion????

yirself!

unlike you James, I do have a basic idea on how many innocent sperms I've committed to death........but my lawyer has advised against me talking about it as I could incriminate myself and be charged with 14,597,622,347,539 cases of spermicide.

That sure is an impressive tally there sconi. I was gonna say 7!

you are a good student little one.
if you cash in.......just remember who gave you the idea.

and don't forget......you can have soft silky hair in the process.

DO NOT get that thing anywhere NEAR my face, head, ears, eyes...ick...it's bad enough all the touching that thing gets to begin with, "adjusting" is BS spin that men put out to better accommodate their fondling.

Hahahahahaha, sperm filed class action suit?

that's funny Mykl, I posted nearly the same thing under James at the same time you were posting this.

That's what I'm talking about.

Not only does the egg just sit there, but once a month it's ejected leaving it's host a raving lunatic.

Oh...what...you think the "host" likes to be a raving lunatic? ;taps foot awaiting response thinking how lucky Sconi is that it's not that "time";

Well, the sperm does do all the climbing to the egg. But once the sperm overtakes the egg and fertilizes it..all it job is finished. While the womans body has to grow the fetus/baby and then deliver it and 90% of the time take care of the child from birth by herself.So I think that what little work the sperm has to do beforehand is overshadowed by what the females body has to endure while pregnant..and woman are the ones who has to deal with baby fat,stretch marks and always feeling drained and tired.

What're you kiddin me? Just what do you think has enabled you to grow all these years and be able to eject an egg once a month and become a complete raving lunatic? Why, the sperm of course! It had to continue working after fertilization to keep producing chromosomes to pair off with those provided by the gamete. It never stopped working and won't until the rest of you does, but it's always in you, right there in your blood!

no, but I'll be passing on that little gem of info to the ol' lady.

Anyone got a sore throat or a headache?

what was I supposed to do with it???

we don't want any Adolph Hitlers running around.......do we???

We most certainly don't. But is a sock the best storage receptacle?

It was either the sock or the silk stocking as they were the only things in reach and stockings don't do to good in the washing machine!

Maybe Sconi should invest in a nice box of lavender-scented wipes. Far kinder to the person who has to do the washing! (And I'm sure she'd rather her stockings remained unsullied ...)

no comment!

I read responses above...wow you been busy...