Death Down The Shower Drain!!!  |
|
 We all began our lives as a single cell, actually an egg.
But not just an egg......it takes more than this egg to create life.
We must also throw into the mix a sperm,
The sperm penetrates the egg and delivers it's package.......23 chromosomes which combine with the 23 chromosomes in the egg and.......WA-LA!!!.........life!
Now, we've all seen images of this egg and these sperm in health class, or on some science show on TV, and immediately we notice a vast difference between the 2.
The egg just sits there.......no movement, no pulse, no sign of life.
The sperms on the other hand are ALIVE.....rapidly wriggling their tails propelling them on their quest to their ultimate goal.......the egg.
To me anyways, they even show a form of intelligence.......they turn, they change direction, and they race to be the winner.
A new egg shows up every month, and if it doesn't meet up with a sperm. it dies a bloody death usually enraging it's host for up to a week.
The sperms on the other hand are constantly being produced and are continually being murdered doing things they weren't necessarily designed to do.
MEN......how many Noble Peace Prize winners have you sent to a watery grave, flushed down the toilet wadded up in a piece of toilet paper?
How many Einsteins have ended up on a discarded towel on the bedroom floor?
How many Michael Jordans have taken that final journey down the shower drain?
On a brighter note, perhaps that was the next Adolph Hitler on that sock at the bottom of the hamper.
Girls, did you know sperm is high in protein which can actually be good for the egg?
I've heard that it's good for your hair too.
Don't let your man kill those poor little sperms when their deaths don't have to just be a waste.
Men, how many times do you commit spermicide in a week??? A DAY???
| |
| |
|
|
| | Toilet Paper Online Get More Info& Free Coupons For Scott® Extra Soft Toilet Paper. www.ScottCommonSense.com/ExtraSoft
| America's Best Read reviews for this business with directions, offers and more Washingtondc.Citysearch.com
| Premium Toilet Paper For A Shower-Fresh Feeling All Day, Try Cottonelle® Aloe& E Tissue. www.Cottonelle.com
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
1.  dawnald (10177) | 6 months ago |  if a bear ejaculates in the woods, do the sperm hear anything?
| |
| |
|
|
|
|
| dawnald (10177) | 6 months ago | The bear washed first... | |
|
|
|
Toilet Paper Online Get More Info & Free Coupons For Scott® Extra Soft Toilet Paper. www.ScottCommonSense.com/ExtraSoft | add comment |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
America's Best Read reviews for this business with directions, offers and more Washingtondc.Citysearch.com | add comment |
|
|
|
|
 sconibear (2559) | 6 months ago | unlike you James, I do have a basic idea on how many innocent sperms I've committed to death........but my lawyer has advised against me talking about it as I could incriminate myself and be charged with 14,597,622,347,539 cases of spermicide. | |
|
|
|
|
Premium Toilet Paper For A Shower-Fresh Feeling All Day, Try Cottonelle® Aloe & E Tissue. www.Cottonelle.com | add comment |
|
|
|
4.  JodiLynn (522) | 6 months ago |  I want to take out life insurance on all my husbands sperms, right now. million dollar dbl indemnity if he "accidentally" busts a nut.... yeah, I like this idea....
This could pay off BIG TIME!
THANKS ObiwanSconi!
| |
| |
|
|
|
| JodiLynn (522) | 6 months ago | DO NOT get that thing anywhere NEAR my face, head, ears, eyes...ick...it's bad enough all the touching that thing gets to begin with, "adjusting" is BS spin that men put out to better accommodate their fondling. | |
|
|
|
Art in Fredericksburg, VA Galleries, Museums, and the Performing Arts. Request a free guide. www.VisitFred.com | add comment |
|
|
|
|
|
| sconibear (2559) | 6 months ago | that's funny Mykl, I posted nearly the same thing under James at the same time you were posting this. | |
|
|
|
ABC Limo Service Chauffer Limo services in Dc, Va, Md. Flat rate to all airports. . www.limowashington.com | add comment |
|
|
|
6.  Strongheart (1079) | 6 months ago |  Gee! If this keeps up I wouldn't be surprised if myLot broke into a chorus of "Every sperm is sacred from Monty Python's Meaning of Life"!
I think we can all find a deeper meaning in this topic though, did anyone else notice that the sperm does all the work while the egg just sits there? What kind of deal is that?
| |
| |
|
|
| sconibear (2559) | 6 months ago | That's what I'm talking about.
Not only does the egg just sit there, but once a month it's ejected leaving it's host a raving lunatic. | |
|
|
| Irishfrndly65 (7436) | 6 months ago |  Oh...what...you think the "host" likes to be a raving lunatic?;taps foot awaiting response thinking how lucky Sconi is that it's not that "time";
| |
|
|
|
| mtdewgurl74 (10337) | 6 months ago |  Well, the sperm does do all the climbing to the egg. But once the sperm overtakes the egg and fertilizes it..all it job is finished. While the womans body has to grow the fetus/baby and then deliver it and 90% of the time take care of the child from birth by herself.So I think that what little work the sperm has to do beforehand is overshadowed by what the females body has to endure while pregnant..and woman are the ones who has to deal with baby fat,stretch marks and always feeling drained and tired.
| |
|
|
| Strongheart (1079) | 6 months ago | What're you kiddin me? Just what do you think has enabled you to grow all these years and be able to eject an egg once a month and become a complete raving lunatic? Why, the sperm of course! It had to continue working after fertilization to keep producing chromosomes to pair off with those provided by the gamete. It never stopped working and won't until the rest of you does, but it's always in you, right there in your blood! | |
|
|
|
Washington VIN History at Carfax Don't spend $1,000s on a lemon - Get CARFAX Vehicle History Reports. www.Carfax.com | add comment |
|
|
|
| 7. wonttakelong (1664) | 6 months ago |  seems like such a waste huh?
did you know that sperm actually helps with sore throats and headaches?
| |
| |
|
|
|
|
|
The Quality of Life Group Looking For The Quality of Life Group In Your Area. Call Now. TheQualityOfLifeGroup.Local.com | add comment |
|
|
|
| 8. guybrush (3505) | 6 months ago |  On a SOCK at the bottom of the HAMPER? What on earth have you been doing???
| |
| |
|
|
|
| guybrush (3505) | 6 months ago | We most certainly don't. But is a sock the best storage receptacle? | |
|
|
|
| guybrush (3505) | 6 months ago | Maybe Sconi should invest in a nice box of lavender-scented wipes. Far kinder to the person who has to do the washing! (And I'm sure she'd rather her stockings remained unsullied ...) | |
|
|
|
ADA - Accessible shower Beautiful, faster, cheaper, easier and accessible is the latest thing. quickdrainusa.com | add comment |
|
|
|
| 9. mtdewgurl74 (10337) | 6 months ago | So how many times do you commit spermicide? I think this might go along with one of missybears discussions of what not to ask or say..lol | |
| |
|
|
|
|
|
Mention Ad Get $10 Off Don't panic when you have plumbing problems call The Rooter Guys. rooterguys.localplacement.net | add comment |
|
|
|
| 10. darkjedi1 (752) | 6 months ago |  LOl thats great. Hmmm how many times have I committed spermicide in a week or day? Well now that im uh talking to cannette its a lot more lol, but since I was 11? Hell I have no clue, probably a lot of hitlers, noble peace prize winners and others have died lol. Oh well though, only the best of the best will be born lol.
| |
| |
|
|
|
Washington Notary Stamp Lowest Prices Washington Notary Stamp. Save Money on our Notary Packages. Next Day www.allstatenotarysupplies.com | add comment |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
