tactless things to say when a new boyfriend undresses for the first time  

isn't number one popular amongst demons when they encounter lost souls in the depths of hell?

good ones. all on the same theme but still great.

how about:

put your shirt back on, the glare is blinding me

or

geez did you have a hair transplant there?

and of course. aaah. so that's where all your hair went.

Oh my gosh Dawnald you are tooo funny!!! I love all the ones you came up with!

:-)

small hands on a woman is most desirable.

It makes things appear so much bigger!

very disturbing the dog one. perhaps i don't want to know any more about what the 'new tricks' are...

What can I say my mind is a disturbing place when I am home alone care for a cookie? the purple bunny makes lovely ones with sprinkles!

don't really like cookies but thanks anyway.

and don't think sprinkles, even the kind that you are clearly not thinking of, add much to cookies anyway...

good point,ok back to my corner now

Is that naughty bunny trying to put those kinds of sprinkles on cookies again.

hehheeh you know how BOB can be

Baby!

The Dog is here and wonders if it's to do with providing a perch for 12 budgies?

*Runs round chasing his tail*

12 whole budgies? ahh, got you...

0.0012 budgies of course

ok what are these budgies things? I am confused but that is nothing new

Whew, I thought I was the only one that didn't understand that, so I didn't mention it. I'm glad that I'm not the only one!

nope purple looks like me and you are both colored confused,which I think Lamb said the color of confusion is some kind of a green color.

indeed. neither of those are guaranteed to get the relationship off on the right foot.

very good

snoring, nice ego-boosting that one. perhaps you could include yawning, turning the telly on and saying 'oh well, get on with it then'

eye rolling is good too...

being sick is always a good one too! though couldbe blamed on too much to drink!!

and of course - heavens above. and there i thought your last girlfriend was only spreading malicious incredibly unlikely rumours

My god this is too much. You last girl friend was a midget. Cant stop laughing.

get a grip thea. there is not a man alive who, no matter how much like a greek god he was to begin with, can not be made sexier with the addition of some seductive wooly accessories. socks, vests, bobble hats or indeed mittens

socks and an erection is simply the fashion faux pa of the century

Goodness help us, he'll be insisting on making up a threesome with his teddy next. And I wasn't thinking of Greek men.

x - nonsense. they go perfectly together, particularly when he wants to look silly.

thea - what do greek men keep on then?

Their chest hair.

you could always ask the man to keep his t shirt on, or offer him one of your spare bras!

My bras wouldn't fit him.

I've have put my string vest back on, possibly 'til end of April, as it's turned rather chilly today. Brrrrr

Along with the socks no doubt, don't forget the big baggy Y fronts.

that would be of course a sea horse?

Dogg

Rabbit - I was going for that one being a positive one, but I like sea horse better.

I hope you're not another reality tv watcher, purple!

Actually, I don't get into reality TV, and I would NEVER choose TV over "other things".

That's just nasty!

You want the poor man to commit Hara kiri.

"You don't mind if my brother joins us do you?" Gross I know=)"