lets replace politicians with wombles

Well first of all, I'd make Barney in charge of the military and then give him no soldiers or weapons. At the first hint of war, he'd be sent off into the melee and be blown to kingdom come! It's at this moment that the REAL military could come out of hiding and take care of business. This approach would lull the enemy into a false sense of security, 'cos they'd think they've already won and then we'd smite 'em; and most importantly, it would eliminate that purple dinosaur tosser! They may as well put the Teletubbies in charge of the Senate because they'd talk more sense for sure; and last but not least, I'd make the Bear in the Big Blue House the President. That dude ROCKS and the moon's his friend as well which I think might come in handy!

don't know anything about wombles..how about pink panther..??..or maybe the very British....Mr. Bean..

We were talking about politician hunting season over on another discussion, but wombles makes as much sense as anything...

Hi jb, I can't really remember the wombles by name but I've got a few suggestions for president options. Basil Brush always appeared to have a bit more sense than the politicians as did Emu, remember him with Rod Hull. Or perhaps the cast of the magic roundabout, Dougal and Zebedee holding key roles.

God!! youve got it right there!!! i think the likes of the wombles and the teletubbies would be a mass improvment on our goverment as they make a shambles of everything these days!!!!

That is a fantastic idea. Bagpuss is so wise, I would certainly trust him. And the Wombles are perfect for environmental issues, they were way ahead of their time with that! How about Jake from the Tweenies for education? And the Numberjacks (who I know about through my 5 year old nephew!) for economic policy? And all those little wheelie dudes from Chorlton and the Wheelies for transport - and hey, Jamie and the Magic Torch would be great for crime. You my friend are a genius. Just for goodness sake don't put the Teletubbies in charge of anything!

A lot of fictional characters in children's literature are animals - so do you really hate animals so much that you want to be so cruel to them? lol! I wish it were as simple as you make it sound, my friend, but alas! Life is a lot more complicated, as are human issues and relationships. On a somber note, in the case of animals it is just as simple as kill or be killed. Fictional writers paint a pretty picture, but, even the small rat would not mind a bit of cannabilism - rats are known to eat young ones of other rats if they get the opportunity - the males are likely to eat their own off spring too.

hi jb7800 are wombles like weebles you know weebles wobble but they don't fall down. anyway why not, might really improve things. I do not know these wombles but they do sound really interesting and who knows, might really make things a whole' lot better, maybe then all of us would not be ranting and raving at each other over all our political beliefs. he he he

I don't think we have wombles here. I think the Teletubbies could do the job though. They are just like politicians, when they speak I don't understand them and well same about politicians.

Yes, I do have a better idea. Let's go have lunch in, say, Paris. We will barrow the plane that guy, what's his name? Oh, ya. President Obama uses. He can also pay for the fuel and even for lunch. How's that sound? Why worry about all that silly who's this and who's that? Let him screw it up like it did the first time when the analysts said how great a job he did!