Dear Santa, Please can I be one of your elves...
By Wizzywig
@Wizzywig (7847)
November 26, 2009 11:50am CST
I'm very hard working, reliable, punctual and will turn out in all weathers. I would be delighted to test out all the toys and to help with the administration side of the "Nice & Naughty" allocation of gifts. I already have a pair of green tights and am quite prepared to dye both my hair and eyebrows green.
If there are no vacancies as elves I'd consider the position of fairy as long as I can have purple wings and dont have to sit on top of any pine trees.
Lots of Love and kisses,
Wizzy
xx
P.S. I have been very good this year (but am open to new ideas 
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4 responses
@James72 (26790)
• Australia
1 Dec 09
Oh yes, Santa will be most impressed with you letter Wizzy! 
Mrs Claus might feel a heck of a lot differently, but she's pretty much ancient now so I wouldn't worry too much about her. Just be wary of Santa's desire to regularly practice the lap sitting aspect of his job, yes? (In other words, make sure the jolly bugger's always wearing pants!)
Mrs Claus might feel a heck of a lot differently, but she's pretty much ancient now so I wouldn't worry too much about her. Just be wary of Santa's desire to regularly practice the lap sitting aspect of his job, yes? (In other words, make sure the jolly bugger's always wearing pants!) 
@Carolyn63 (1403)
• United States
30 Nov 09
You've been good this year huh? Is that anything like my husband claiming he has behaved because bad behavoir is a form of bevoir so it counts as behaving?
@Hatley (163772)
• Garden Grove, California
26 Nov 09
hi wizzywig I am sure Santa would be pleased as he probably is all for thinking green to save our world from the global warming thingy.'and green would then be the going color. I myself would
pay,that is if I had any money, to see an elf with green tights and green eyebrows and green hair yet. wow very colorful. very
impressive.
@thea09 (18305)
• Greece
26 Nov 09
Hi wizzywig, I presume you're after one of those pervy jobs in those grotty grottoes which abound behind dark curtains in shopping centres. You really don't want to do that, the police will be called in the moment Santa sits someone on his lap and the charming children
who've been kept waiting in line for 2 hours will try to pull your eyebrows out.
who've been kept waiting in line for 2 hours will try to pull your eyebrows out.@Wizzywig (7847)
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26 Nov 09
Oh, I am shocked and indignant! What on earth would lead you to suspect that I might want a "pervy" job??
What ARE you suggesting??? If I WERE to be looking for something pervy, it would certainly not involve children. The two do not mix in my book!!!
As for them pulling my eyebrows out, that would be a definite NO... you should have seen the hairdresser who suggested doing that for me... that & the fact that she pulled the plug on a computer game my son had put several hours 'work' into ensured that she never set foot in our house again
What ARE you suggesting??? If I WERE to be looking for something pervy, it would certainly not involve children. The two do not mix in my book!!!
As for them pulling my eyebrows out, that would be a definite NO... you should have seen the hairdresser who suggested doing that for me... that & the fact that she pulled the plug on a computer game my son had put several hours 'work' into ensured that she never set foot in our house again 