Panda spanking strike?

I looked for the panda yesterday, or was it today, anyway. I couldn't find it. Bring back the panda in the car!! Now, did someone mention spanking?

My panda is "taking a break" from our relationship right now. He said that he has to re-evaluate the relationship and see where it headed and where he sees us being in five years.

oh how hilarious. Dawn you always know how to make us have fun, whether we want to or not. glad you responded to my sad discussion so i would come here and find a fun one never spanked a panda but it sure looks cute. I did see Pandas on the news this morning but i just felt like hugging them only thing is I'll bet they bite. Do they/?

Last time I spanked my panda he got sent back to his cave by someone who'd had a sense-of-humour bypass and didnt seem to have entered into the spirit of things so,I'm a bit apprehensive about spanking him in public again

Hi dawnald, I think all the panda spankers and all on strike and the pandas are running amok so if you manage to catch any panda, give them a good spank as they are getting awy with it for far too long. Tamara

Oooo, did someone mention spankin? I don't know what happened to those funky interesting conversations, but thank you for beginning this one. I missed the last convention, so I don't know if you did anything wrong. Maybe it was the pandas. Did they bite? Were they too hasty? Too demanding?

I can only speak for myself of course and I'm certainly not on strike! (Well I do strike panda's at every opportunity, but that's not the same thing obviously!) I've been off at a place called "Real World Retreat" and it's been an intensive program too let me tell ya! I have a ways to go before getting my diploma too. Many of the panda's are in hibernation still too, because it's a tough time of year for them on the weather front. I still spank 'em when they're sleeping whenever I get the chance, but it's not quite the same thing! There's little or no reaction from a sleeping panda when they're spanked other than an occasional careless whisper. I'm getting quite frustrated with the constant aroma of bamboo fart myself, so I can't wait until the bugger wakes up!

"I don't know what you're talking about."

hi dawn nope just out chasing down all the people without pants who left them in British train stations, after all they cannot have people running around clad only in shirts and jackets and no trousers, can they? Panda spankers are all busy chasing down the untrousered people running lose in England. wow what a sight! Pikey said so himself. lol. oh no all he said was a lot of lost trousers showed up in train stations lost and found. I conjured up the rest out of whole cloth or was it whole trousers?

Where has the creator of this fine establishment gone? Where has everybody gone? Do you think they’ve joined another club and forgot to tell us? There was some kind of convention I see and I was not invited! I have never been very good at Panda Spanking so maybe I have been banished! Good to know you’re still here dawn! Please don't do anything desperate!

The convention was grat fun. So sorry you missed it. I did ask some panda's where you were but they just muttered under their fur and ambled off - all their fur stood up on end. Quite a sight. Actually, I spend most of my time there with the parrots as their feathers were quite ruffled as the panda's were getting the spanking and not them. so there I was smoothing them down and murmuring comforting words as I did not want there to be a confrontation between the parrot's and the pandas. A small fracas did begin but I leapt inot action to stop it. The beaks of the parrots are very sharp. This is why I am typing with only 2 fingers on one hand.

I tried panda spanking a couple of times but I don't think I did well..lol..maybe I just need practice.

Blame it all on climate change!