Monster arachnaphobia folly!  |
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Throughout the last year I've been getting my little red disability scooter out of it's little garage the lazy way .. just opening the doors enough to drag out the scooter and not bothering to lift back the heavy top flap ...
I have to reach quite far into the garage .. and a few days ago over the weekend I felt my fingers brush against something white and sticky ... so I thought when I get back I'd sweep the inside of the little garage out ..
When I got back ... I duly got my brush ... lifted open the heavy flap .. and half way up I saw ... a MONSTER .... and then it started dashing to and fro in it's MASSIVE web ... I was struck immovable in utter terror ... just my eyes darting to and fro watching the spider scurrying about ..
Apparently I must have screamed blue murder as my neighbour came rushing out .. dashed up .. grabbed me ... and dragged me away from the garage ... white as a sheet all I could do was point .. and whisper .. spider ... big ...
She went to get rid of the spider and then shouted ... eeeeekkkkk .... next thing her husband was there with us .. I was stammering spspspider at him .. and she was yelling .. whack it ... for goodness sakes whack it .... he walked over .. took a look and immediately turned round saying .. not so bloomin' likely .. I'm not going near that ...
By now we'd all made such a commotion that another neighbour had come out ... she ran in to fetch a long handled brush ... took aim .. and gave it a massive swipe ... dam* near flattened the garage .. she completely missed the spider which shot up into the air with the force of the rebound ... and flippin' hurtled directly towards all of us ... YIKES ...
We RAN ... all of us .... I tell you that's the fastest I'd moved for a couple of years .. the spider .. no doubt winded and disorientated started crawling in circles ... by now I'm moaning incomprehensibly ... the first neighbour is in tears of laughter .... and in amongst all that confusion a thrush shot down out of the tree and after a bit of a tussle snaffled the spider straight down it's gullet ... did a flippin' poop on my concrete and shot off again ...!!
My very kind neighbour (second one, hubby to 1st neighbour to arrive) ... brought me out a drop of Brandy ... said I'd looked shocked enough to need it ... then I was told to come in and sit down .. while they swept out the garage for me and got rid of all the web ...
Thank heavens for good neighbours ... that spider was absolutely HUGE .. without any exaggeration it would have easily covered a saucer ... and I'd been reaching into my garage literally inches from it's web for weeks and weeks ...
I now have an anti-spider spray that I swhoosh into the little scooter garage once a week .. I never want to find a monster spider that big again!
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1. cyfernet (2515) | 3 years ago | well is it the kind of spider that exists in UK and US? how big was it? well glad that u got saved! i think it can spill some poisonous venom from it's mouth. did it spill any fluid after it was hit?
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patootie (3081) | 3 years ago | It was just a common garden spider .. clearly it had enjoyed life in my little shed and had grown big on all the insects it had been catching ..
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sweetdesign (2194) | 3 years ago | The common garden spider can grow to huge proportions on a steady diet of bugs. We had a few in the backyard that I was terrified of. I don't DO spiders. And here in FL the garden spiders are massive and so ugly. Ewwwwww.
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2. rsmith512 (1510) | 3 years ago | EW, EW, EW, EW, EW!!!! I shivered as I was reading that! I do not like spiders, expecially the BIG ones. I am glad that you made it out safe. I would have never been as brave as you or your neighbors. And if I was you I would feel really uncomfortable putting the little red scooter back! EWWWW! But, like you said, thank godness for good neighbors!:D
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3. cremechese (4503) | 3 years ago | Haaaaaaaaaaaaaa! you know what, I didn't used to want a disability scooter, but now that I see how many adventures you have in one--heck, even just REACHING fo rone, I am wanting one really bad. This reminds me of when my close friend and former neighbor had left her dishes soaking overnight. When she plunged her hands into the water the next day, she touched something furry. . .a little mouse! This threw her into practically a state of catatonia. . .she walked over in a wide-eyed stuttering daze to my house and PAID my daughter to take the mouse out of the water and get rid of it. LOL.
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patootie (3081) | 3 years ago | Poor woman .. what an awful thing to happen ... and yes get a scooter .. they are wonderful .. it's marvellous to just get out the scooter and trundle along ...
When you can't walk around easily and have to go everywhere by car ... you forget how gardens smell after rain, how a garden in full bloom smells .. and just being able to say hello to people as you pass by is wonderful ...
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4. brokentia (7815) | 3 years ago | Oh my goodness! That must have been a huge spider to scare that many people! LOL I am glad to hear that you got some help! If it were my neighbors, they would not have done anything to help.:( It is nice to have neighbors like that! Too bad you didn't get a picture of it. But a good thing that bird ate it! LOL Hooray for the bird to the rescue!:)
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Trace86 (3407) | 3 years ago | Birdies need protein too! :)
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patootie (3081) | 3 years ago | 'ere .. what you mean laughing at my terror .. fat lot of help you'd have been if you'd been here .. you'd have been rolling around on the floor giggling away ... you rotter hahahahahah!!!
It really was big ... 'orrible black thing it was ... you should have seen the bird struggling with it .. bet it made the birdie a great feast ...
Anyway .. I know what you mean .. no offense meant and none taken hahahaha!!
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6. 96vidalias (191) | 3 years ago | I really enjoyed reading your discussion and all the responses.It's the funniest thing I have seen on this site. It's amazing to me how many people are terrified of spiders. When the film Arachnaphobia was playing, one of my friends wanted to go see it because a spider was scarier than any film monster. And another friend said he didn't even want to go near the theatre while the movie was playing. I think you do need to find a way to keep that bird around.It sounds like a perfect friend for you.
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7. crazynurse (5708) | 3 years ago | *uprights fallen chair and crawls back into chair* That was hilarious. I'm right there with you on the arachnaphobia. I would rather stumble upon a snake than a spider any day. Now I do understand that they kill other insects, but I still can't stand them. There is something about all those legs. I recall one night when my husband and I were getting into bed, I glanced up to see one on the ceiling. There was no way I was going to sleep with that spider above me. He tried to tell me all the wonderful things about spiders...but I wasn't having it. I asked him to please kill it. He compromised and said he would retrieve it and take it outside. He goes to get a tissue, and the darned spider scurries away and FALLS TO THE FLOOR!!! We never did find that spider, and I never did go to sleep that night!!
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8. Jaytech (645) | 3 years ago | I can truly relate to your story, as my mother is disabled & keeps her mobility scooter in a small shed. It's very difficult for her getting in the shed, so I tend to get her scooter out for her. Anyhow we put this plastic cover over her scooter & one day when I went in there was this cobweb on the cover, I paid little attention & just tugged at it & this spider came flying out at me, & it was huge, with hairy legs.
Now I'm not really scared of spiders as such, but the way this thing seemed to dive straight at me really scared the pants off me. & it's a good job it wasn't my mother as she is terrified of them.
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9. sigma77 (4282) | 3 years ago | That is another great story. How do you manage to have so much fun all the time? You see a monster spider, get your garaged cleaned out for free, have a near heart attack, and then get a shot of brandy. This is great entertainment!
I dated a woman who used a power chair to get around town. No I know why she keeps it in the house...Maybe next week you'll be telling us that the spider was a newborn and you just met mommy and daddy spider and they were driving around on your cart. I can't wait.
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10. damageinc86 (294) | 3 years ago | I think I am going to go invest in a flamethrower pronto. There's nothing I hate more than big spiders...well maybe rap, but it's a close one.
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