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What happens when you have gas while skin diving?

raydene @raydene (9871) • United States 7 Apr 07

Ok..you have this wet suit on and have a bad gas day. What do you do? You have to be careful because... Look at photo below

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Blond appliance

raydene @raydene (9871) • United States 31 Mar 07

A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner. The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black. The next day she returns...

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Race to the finish

raydene @raydene (9871) • United States 30 Mar 07

Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about his track record. "In the last 15 races, I've won 8 of them!" Another horse breaks in, "Well in the last 27 races, I've won 19!!" "Oh that's good, but...

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breakfast anyone?

raydene @raydene (9871) • United States 30 Mar 07

A man goes to a psychiatrist and says, "Doc, my brother's crazy, he thinks he's a chicken." The doctor says, "Why don't you turn him in?" The guy says, "We would. But we need the eggs."

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golfing funny

raydene @raydene (9871) • United States 23 Mar 07

man goes to confession, sits down and tells the priest, "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned.""What was your sin, my son?" the priest asked."Obscene language," the man replied."That's a terrible sin," the priest replied. "Do you...

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one more bar joke

raydene @raydene (9871) • United States 20 Mar 07

A Duck Walks Into A Bar... A Duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The barman says, "Hey, you're a duck!""Nothing wrong with your eyesight," observes the duck."Yeah, but I mean - you can TALK," says the barman."Guess your ears...

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Bad luck

raydene @raydene (9871) • United States 20 Mar 07

Once upon a time NASA decided to send 3 astronauts to space for 2 years. NASA allowed each of them to take 200 pounds of baggage each. The first astronaut decided to take along his wife, the second decided to take along books to...

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Don't judge a book by it's cover

raydene @raydene (9871) • United States 20 Mar 07

Uncle Sam and Osama decided to settle the whole war with a dogfight. They would each have 5 years to breed the best fighting dog and whoever's dog won would dominate the world. Osama found the meanest Doberman females in the...

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I wish I had a brain

raydene @raydene (9871) • United States 20 Mar 07

A mid-level executive was so frustrated at being passed over for promotion year after year, that, in frustration, he went to a brain-transplant center in the hope of raising his I.Q. 20 points. After a battery of physical and...

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