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Jim Bauer @porwest (112812) • United States 13 Feb 21

Sometimes I can be witty, or so I like to believe so. But not especially in my early morning haze, and particularly less so before I have even had my first cup of coffee. But this morning the wife asked me if I had put on the...

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Katt Rocketman @PeachieMew (881) • Cleveland, Ohio 7 Jan 19

Today I learned that the computer term "bug" was popularized in the 1940s when a short circuit in an early computer was caused by a moth getting stuck inside the hardware. There was a literal bug in the system. Also, to this day,...

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What kind of jokes do you like?

Ericka @Serifina_Lovelace (85) • Philippines 27 May 18

People have different kinds of tastes when it comes to jokes. Sometimes they like self-depreciative humor, some like toilet humor, while some prefer puns. I, for one, like puns! They are what most millennials call "Dad...

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I Like Musical Puns!

Four Walls @FourWalls (86652) • United States 22 Apr 18

It really doesn’t matter if I like the song or not, I appreciate a good music pun. I just saw one at a local Target store. Amid a display of souvenirs for the upcoming Kentucky Derby some employee decided to channel his or her...

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Book Review: "Pet Peeve" by Piers Anthony

Siduri @msiduri (5687) • United States 22 May 17

This is the twenty-ninth offering in the Xanth fantasy series by Piers Anthony. It is (as the doomed reader will soon find out) replete with bad puns and juvenile sexuality. Some have gone so far as to accuse Anthony’s of writings...

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How Can You Make a Buck Fast?

Just an Ordinary Owl? @owlwings (43897) • Cambridge, England 29 Apr 17

Easy! 1) Use a strong rope and a good knot! 2) Make sure he eats nothing for a day! 3) Show him the doe (dough) a mile away ... see how he runs! 4) Buy something for $99 and sell it for $100! Did you groan at each one? I...

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Do you think this is funny?

UmiNoor @UmiNoor (4521) • Malaysia 26 Feb 17

My daughter had been telling me puns all day. They were funny but after some time they got quite tiring. Below is an example of one of the puns. Meryl went to the beach It was a hot day So Meryl Streep (strip) Is it funny? Do...

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Book Review "Currant Events" by Piers Anthony

Siduri @msiduri (5687) • United States 1 Jan 17

In Xanth, everyone is born with some magical ability. Part of growing up is finding out what that ability is. This is the twenty-eighth volume, and the first entry in a second trilogy, in the long-running Xanth series of fantasy...

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Another Paraprosdokian - Remember Them?

Judy Evans @JudyEv (382014) • Rockingham, Australia 14 Sep 16

Have you been practising saying 'paraprosdokian? I wrote about this figure of speech a few days ago. While at Gnomesville today, we saw another example in a sign attached to a group of gnomes. The sign read 'You came, you saw...

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'Old' Friends are excused from reading this - Gnomesville

Judy Evans @JudyEv (382014) • Rockingham, Australia 14 Sep 16

This is rewritten from a Bubblews post. Many of my old friends have read about Ghomesville from time to time but I thought I'd write this for those who haven't heard of it. We took a friend there today and 'the village' continues...

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Painful Puns: Share with us!

diamania @diamania (7011) • Netherlands 5 Jul 09

A few days ago a Dutch DJ died because he broke through a table made of glass. According to an interviewee he was about to make a break through and become a big name... OUCH! Share your (self-made) painful puns and jokes with...

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Stay away if you hate horrible puns

TheRealDawn @dawnald (85137) • Shingle Springs, California 7 Jun 09

What do Italians do in California wine country? They take a Napa. So now you know it. Dawns don't only do silly poetry. They do bad puns too. Do you like puns? Hate puns? Got any?

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The Puns Of War

CraftyCorner @CraftyCorner (5600) • United States 23 May 09

It is well known that the Mainland (or Red) Chinese have most diligent censorship of the Internet and everything else media related. The paranoid in America look to Mainland China's government as a benchmark of control when we...

Do you like cheesy jokes and puns?

makelifehappy @vera5d (4004) • United States 1 Apr 08

I love cheesy jokes...like just now my hubby asked me if I thought a dough maker would make a lot of money...hahaha, get it? he makes a lot of dough!!! Another one I love is when I am stuck waiting FOREVER at the bank and I can...

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ORIGINAL jokes

marian_o9 @marian_o9 (980) • Australia 10 Feb 07

do u noe any ORIGINAL jokes ? my friend is great at puns. in class one day he managed to make about 10 ! 2 of which were: 1) 'hey marian can u turn on the fan?' (i switched it on) 'thanks! that's FANtastic !' 2) 'hey...

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Sick Jokes!

ErrollLeVant @ErrollLeVant (4353) • United States 4 Dec 06

I love shaggy dog stories. Here is one for you: A man was walking home alone late one foggy night, when behind him he hears: BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... Walking faster, he looks back. Through the fog, he sees an upright casket...

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