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Jim Bauer
@porwest (112812)
• United States
13 Feb 21
Sometimes I can be witty, or so I like to believe so. But not especially in my early morning haze, and particularly less so before I have even had my first cup of coffee.
But this morning the wife asked me if I had put on the...
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Katt Rocketman
@PeachieMew (881)
• Cleveland, Ohio
7 Jan 19
Today I learned that the computer term "bug" was popularized in the 1940s when a short circuit in an early computer was caused by a moth getting stuck inside the hardware. There was a literal bug in the system. Also, to this day,...
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Four Walls
@FourWalls (86652)
• United States
22 Apr 18
It really doesn’t matter if I like the song or not, I appreciate a good music pun.
I just saw one at a local Target store. Amid a display of souvenirs for the upcoming Kentucky Derby some employee decided to channel his or her...
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Siduri
@msiduri (5687)
• United States
22 May 17
This is the twenty-ninth offering in the Xanth fantasy series by Piers Anthony. It is (as the doomed reader will soon find out) replete with bad puns and juvenile sexuality. Some have gone so far as to accuse Anthony’s of writings...
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Just an Ordinary Owl?
@owlwings (43897)
• Cambridge, England
29 Apr 17
Easy!
1) Use a strong rope and a good knot!
2) Make sure he eats nothing for a day!
3) Show him the doe (dough) a mile away ... see how he runs!
4) Buy something for $99 and sell it for $100!
Did you groan at each one? I...
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Siduri
@msiduri (5687)
• United States
1 Jan 17
In Xanth, everyone is born with some magical ability. Part of growing up is finding out what that ability is.
This is the twenty-eighth volume, and the first entry in a second trilogy, in the long-running Xanth series of fantasy...
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Judy Evans
@JudyEv (382014)
• Rockingham, Australia
14 Sep 16
Have you been practising saying 'paraprosdokian? I wrote about this figure of speech a few days ago. While at Gnomesville today, we saw another example in a sign attached to a group of gnomes.
The sign read 'You came, you saw...
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Judy Evans
@JudyEv (382014)
• Rockingham, Australia
14 Sep 16
This is rewritten from a Bubblews post. Many of my old friends have read about Ghomesville from time to time but I thought I'd write this for those who haven't heard of it. We took a friend there today and 'the village' continues...
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TheRealDawn
@dawnald (85137)
• Shingle Springs, California
7 Jun 09
What do Italians do in California wine country?
They take a Napa.
So now you know it. Dawns don't only do silly poetry. They do bad puns too.
Do you like puns? Hate puns? Got any?
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makelifehappy
@vera5d (4004)
• United States
1 Apr 08
I love cheesy jokes...like just now my hubby asked me if I thought a dough maker would make a lot of money...hahaha, get it? he makes a lot of dough!!!
Another one I love is when I am stuck waiting FOREVER at the bank and I can...
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