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TriciaW @TriciaW (2441) • United States 22 Jun 08

Resolving to surprise her husband, an executive's wife stopped by his office. When she opened the door, she found him with his secretary sitting in his lap. Without hesitating, he dictated, “…and in conclusion, gentlemen, budget...

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I think this would only make you giggle if you lived in a town like I do

TriciaW @TriciaW (2441) • United States 29 May 08

There was once a man from the city who was visiting a small farm, and during this visit he saw a farmer feeding pigs in a most extraordinary manner. The farmer would lift a pig up to a nearby apple tree, and the pig would eat the...

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Slow down

TriciaW @TriciaW (2441) • United States 29 May 08

One day a policeman stopped a motorist who had just gone through a four way stop sign and was about to give him a ticket when the motorist said. "Officer you can't give me a ticket for that!' "Why not" said the officer. "Because...

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College Grad's Starting Salary

TriciaW @TriciaW (2441) • United States 29 May 08

Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked a young engineer who was fresh out of MIT, "What starting salary were you thinking about?" The Engineer said, "In the neighborhood of $125,000 a year, depending...

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Now this sounds like something I would do!

TriciaW @TriciaW (2441) • United States 29 May 08

Joan, who was a rather well-proportioned secretary, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing on the roof of her hotel. She wore a bathing suit the first day, but on the second, she decided that no one could see her way up...

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Not sure I would have done this but he did prove a point!

TriciaW @TriciaW (2441) • United States 28 May 08

This is the true story of George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi, who was going to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the shed. George opened the door to go turn off the light but saw there were people in...

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So funny but oh so true

TriciaW @TriciaW (2441) • United States 28 May 08

There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer. When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a...

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Do you like read and share jokes online?

dio123 @dio123 (1788) • India 20 Apr 08

I found it interesting to read jokes and fun items on the internet It makes us lighter and stress free atleast for some time. Do you read and share jokes online? http://www.indiaoye.com/jokes.asp?category=jokes

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In the bath

TriciaW @TriciaW (2441) • United States 14 Apr 08

Little five year old Johnny was in the bath tub, and his mom was washing his hair. She said to him, "Wow, your hair is growing so fast! You need a haircut again." Little Johnny replied, "Maybe you should stop watering it so...

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A Private Part Joke

lancingboy @lancingboy (1385) • United States 28 Mar 08

An old man Mr. Wallace, was living the last of his life in a nursing home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Sheers asked if there was anything wrong. "Yes, Nurse Sheers,” said Mr. Wallace, “My private...

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Redneck Letter

lancingboy @lancingboy (1385) • United States 28 Mar 08

Dearest Redneck Son, I'm writing this slow because I know you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen within 20 miles of your home, so we moved....

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A Blonde Joke

lancingboy @lancingboy (1385) • United States 27 Mar 08

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started." Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde...

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The Multi-purpose Fly Stwatte

angelhuihui @angelhuihui (264) • China 25 Jan 08

A mother came home from shopping for tea,and saw that some tea had already been made by her 15-years-old-daughter,the mother then asked the daughter,"did you used the tea strainer?"Because in English they use chopped leave to make...

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Home depot for women

beutfulmama6701 @beutfulmama6701 (1718) • United States 30 Oct 07

My mom sends me these very interesting jokes and the ones that i enjoy i pass on to you!! ENJOY! Charlie was fixing a door and found that he needed a new hinge, so he sent his wife Mary to Home Depot. At Home Depot, Mary...

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If Men Got Pregnant

singkit_4g67 @singkit_4g67 (4) • Australia 18 Jul 07

Maternity leave would last two years....with full pay. There would be a cure for stretch marks. Natural childbirth would become obsolete. Morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem. All methods of...

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Birthday Rememberence

mikesgal4ever1999 @mikesgal4ever1999 (732) • United States 17 Jul 07

This week we celebrate a special birthday. Monica Lewinsky turned 31. Can you believe it? It seems like only yesterday she was crawling around the White House on her hands and knees, and putting everything in her mouth. They...

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EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY: Company Policy: July 01, 2007 at 12:47 PM

Akeela @Akeela (2078) • Trinidad And Tobago 26 Jun 07

Dress Code: It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise. If you...

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Who Is A Kid ?

sukumar794 @sukumar794 (5040) • Thiruvananthapuram, India 5 May 07

A kid is a young goat . You can also refer to a child as a kid. So, if I am kidding would you treat me as if I were a kid ? (nothing serious .....just a joke.)

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Different discussion subject names - but same thing

BELMCstar @BELMCstar (1341) • Australia 2 May 07

I have had a few of my friends starting discussions under various topics, such as adhd - health conditions that concern me, etc. I am asked if I would like to add this interest to my list, in order to post a new topic at some...

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Irish Jokes

zhetto @zhetto (163) • Australia 1 May 07

I have an Irish background and I think that I have heard every Irish joke out there. I would like to challenge all the Mylot members to see how many Irish jokes you can think of and see how many of them I have not heard. I will...