
Arthur Chappell
@arthurchappell (44987)
Preston, England • Age 63
Joined myLot 13 years ago
I have been involved with historic re-enactment societies, and I am an award winning performance poet, dramatist and radio presenter.
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Arthur Chappell
@arthurchappell (44987)
• Preston, England
19 Feb 18

Spoiler alerts 1955 Penguin Books.
Highly controversial novel concerning the sordid world of Paedophilia. Narrator Humbert Humbert is in loves with a girl called Dolores (he calls her Lolita among many other names). Even though...
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RasmaSandra
@RasmaSandra (86245)
• Daytona Beach, Florida
4 Oct 23

On Saturday will be my monthly order for groceries. The usual things I get are starting to get old hat. The one thing I definitely cannot change is my frozen potato order because without potatoes there are not many other choices....
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Go Crossbones
@crossbones27 (50806)
• Mojave, California
8 Oct 23

Mosquito's are freaking dangerous and straight killers. Hey, little bud, suck on my blood. You can take all you want. Hope your head explodes with all that knowledge I am giving you. Like the little bite but that itch that will...
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paigea
@paigea (36101)
• Canada
2 Aug 23

Met friends to do trail maintenance on a very pretty hike.
The hike is pretty , but whether we are hiking it or maintaining it, I'm mostly struggling to keep up
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LindaOH
@LindaOHio (192140)
• United States
12 Sep 23

We have some heavy rain coming in the next hour or so. We can use it.
For those of you that play the lottery, Powerball is up to $550 million.
Our housekeeper was here yesterday. Brought her two kids; but they were picked up...
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Arthur Chappell
@arthurchappell (44987)
• Preston, England
11 Sep 23

PEEPING OUT OF THE CLOSET
I asked myself if I might be gay
But I'm hetero in a queer sort of way.
I quit browsing the Littlewood's bikini page
To check out the men considered all the rage
In their tight fit Speedo swim...
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6 people
Arthur Chappell
@arthurchappell (44987)
• Preston, England
11 Sep 23

PEEPING OUT OF THE CLOSET
I asked myself if I might be gay
But I'm hetero in a queer sort of way.
I quit browsing the Littlewood's bikini page
To check out the men considered all the rage
In their tight fit Speedo swim...
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6 people
Arthur Chappell
@arthurchappell (44987)
• Preston, England
11 Sep 23

PEEPING OUT OF THE CLOSET
I asked myself if I might be gay
But I'm hetero in a queer sort of way.
I quit browsing the Littlewood's bikini page
To check out the men considered all the rage
In their tight fit Speedo swim...
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6 people
LindaOH
@LindaOHio (192140)
• United States
25 Aug 23

We had another evening of torrential rains, thunder and lightning. We had a tornado warning at one point.
We may go out to Texas Roadhouse today. I received a 15% off coupon via email.
Breakfast - Protein bar
Lunch - Meals on...
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LindaOH
@LindaOHio (192140)
• United States
25 Aug 23

We had another evening of torrential rains, thunder and lightning. We had a tornado warning at one point.
We may go out to Texas Roadhouse today. I received a 15% off coupon via email.
Breakfast - Protein bar
Lunch - Meals on...
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24 people
Arthur Chappell
@arthurchappell (44987)
• Preston, England
30 Aug 23

Cliff Richard's Living Doll - A Song For Stalkers
Cliff,
If
You call a girl your ‘Living Doll’
I’m going to have to call
You out about
Treating ladies like some inanimate object.
Surely I’m right to object
When you want to...
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5 people
Arthur Chappell
@arthurchappell (44987)
• Preston, England
30 Aug 23

Cliff Richard's Living Doll - A Song For Stalkers
Cliff,
If
You call a girl your ‘Living Doll’
I’m going to have to call
You out about
Treating ladies like some inanimate object.
Surely I’m right to object
When you want to...
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5 people
Arthur Chappell
@arthurchappell (44987)
• Preston, England
25 Aug 23

Dear Weather Girls
(Inspired by the song It's Raining Men, by The Weather Girls).
Regarding your wish for it to rain men,
Pray you are indoors if and when,
For if a twelve stone bloke
Plummets your way he’ll end up broke
And...
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4 people
Arthur Chappell
@arthurchappell (44987)
• Preston, England
16 Aug 23

HAIKU
1/.
Pennywise IT
Computer store run by clowns
Business balloons
Pennywise is a demonic clown in Stephen King's horror novel It. Here I picture him running an IT (Information Technology) shop.
2/.
Boo! Jump scares...
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6 people
YoghurtGal
@flapiz (23272)
• United Kingdom
13 Aug 23

This year I think Andrea and I bit more than we could chew. We have a big holiday coming up to the Philippines for my sister's wedding which costs a lot of money.
We also decided to buy a flat which is waiting mortgage approval....
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YoghurtGal
@flapiz (23272)
• United Kingdom
13 Aug 23

This year I think Andrea and I bit more than we could chew. We have a big holiday coming up to the Philippines for my sister's wedding which costs a lot of money.
We also decided to buy a flat which is waiting mortgage approval....
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12 people
WorDazza
@WorDazza (15830)
• Manchester, England
14 Aug 23

Sorry to revert to stereotype but I'm going to talk about the weather.
Due to Manchester's unique geographical location it experiences rather a lot of rainfall. This is perfect for cotton mills (bit of history there) and ducks...
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WorDazza
@WorDazza (15830)
• Manchester, England
14 Aug 23

Sorry to revert to stereotype but I'm going to talk about the weather.
Due to Manchester's unique geographical location it experiences rather a lot of rainfall. This is perfect for cotton mills (bit of history there) and ducks...
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9 people
Arthur Chappell
@arthurchappell (44987)
• Preston, England
8 Aug 23

Not every point applies to every Narcissist but if you find someone close to you fits a large number of these character traits and behaviour patterns, you might want to ask yourself why they should remain your friend as they could...
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YoghurtGal
@flapiz (23272)
• United Kingdom
13 Aug 23

This year I think Andrea and I bit more than we could chew. We have a big holiday coming up to the Philippines for my sister's wedding which costs a lot of money.
We also decided to buy a flat which is waiting mortgage approval....
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12 people
