Looking for an Assistant..

@Rosekitty (19368)
San Marcos, Texas
September 3, 2015 11:21pm CST
Describe to me your resume.. How does other people think of you? Would you be willing to work over 8 hours? Are you a great cook? answer one or all of them and will give you my honest opinion.. I sent all of you either to the right or left..can you guess who are hired and who are the goofballs?
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21 responses
@thesids (22180)
• Bhubaneswar, India
4 Sep 15
How does other people think of you? - Do I care Would you be willing to work over 8 hours? - I dont work on weekdays, and weekends. Beyond that, I can work 24 hours a day . Are you a great cook? - Yes, I can serve anything, if you can eat that, great. Now, can we discuss the salary and do the formalities please
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@Marcyaz (35316)
• United States
4 Sep 15
Sids don't think you are gonna make it either and what made you think there was a salary involved?
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@thesids (22180)
• Bhubaneswar, India
4 Sep 15
@Cristi_Ichim If I stayed closer, I would have dropped at your place to certify Seriously, I am certain that some people are born with skills to cook tasty food. And I know, on most cases, I am NOT one of them
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• Bucharest, Romania
4 Sep 15
I am not a great cook though but I think I could be.
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@LadyDuck (460115)
• Switzerland
4 Sep 15
I am a great cook, all my friends and family agree on this. People think that I am friendly and sociable and, last but very important, most days I work more than 8 hours.
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@Marcyaz (35316)
• United States
4 Sep 15
You might be in the running there as it seems you meet all the requirements.
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@LadyDuck (460115)
• Switzerland
4 Sep 15
@Marcyaz LOL, I am sure that hubby would not appreciate to see me go.
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@Marcyaz (35316)
• United States
4 Sep 15
@LadyDuck Then you might just be surprised he may say go, go hurry up.
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@owlwings (43915)
• Cambridge, England
4 Sep 15
I have thrown away all my CVs, I think, when I retired. People have to take me as they find me now. What do other people think of me? I don't really know but some apparently think I'm useful and worthwhile, others may think I'm a little odd, perhaps. I'm not up for working more than 8 hours at a stretch these days, unless it is a job testing mattresses, beds and easy chairs. I'm not a great cook but people say that I'm a good cook. I'd define a great cook as someone who can come up with new ideas which please the palate, look good on the plate AND can do it consistently, so that people come to his table/restaurant and KEEP coming! I can do most ordinary stuff and present it nicely. I have had some spectacular failures but I've also had some successes and I think that I've pleased more people than I've disgusted.
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@owlwings (43915)
• Cambridge, England
4 Sep 15
@Rosekitty I slept as if I were couched on thistledown and mole skins and I dreamt of maybugs and mice! Now then, shall I prepare my favourite recipe for you?
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@Marcyaz (35316)
• United States
4 Sep 15
@Rosekitty No, no no, no more rights.
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@Rosekitty (19368)
• San Marcos, Texas
4 Sep 15
@owlwings..have a couch that needs testing..Go to the Right
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@howard96h (11640)
• New York, New York
4 Sep 15
Hard worker, long hours, can make pizza, oreos, cheese doodles, stuffed artichokes and have my own uniform for the kitchen - oh, by the way, I only work 4 days, I catch colds a lot because that apron is very drafty.
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@Marcyaz (35316)
• United States
4 Sep 15
You are not in the running either with that dang apron of yours she just might change her mind.
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@howard96h (11640)
• New York, New York
4 Sep 15
@Marcyaz HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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@Rosekitty (19368)
• San Marcos, Texas
4 Sep 15
@howard96h..absolutely go to the right
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@sacmom (14192)
• United States
4 Sep 15
Some people like me, some people don't. The ones that don't like me, don't like me because I work hard and am not afraid to speak my mind. I'd definitely be willing to work over 8 hours. I did so with my last job. I worked up to 12 hours a day at times! As for me being a great cook, nah, I'm terrible! I guess this means you won't be calling me for an interview then!
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@Marcyaz (35316)
• United States
4 Sep 15
NO call for you fire because no one wants to hear you speak your mind but they do like you are willing to work a 24 hour a day.
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@Marcyaz (35316)
• United States
4 Sep 15
@Rosekitty Geez am I the only one being sent to the left, gosh I must be really bad. boo hoo
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@Rosekitty (19368)
• San Marcos, Texas
4 Sep 15
@sacmom..you will work over the hours so as long as you keep quiet..GO to the Right
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@SIMPLYD (90722)
• Philippines
4 Sep 15
I think you won't like me . People says i am strict .
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@thesids (22180)
• Bhubaneswar, India
4 Sep 15
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• Philippines
4 Sep 15
we have the same 'reputation'
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@Rosekitty (19368)
• San Marcos, Texas
4 Sep 15
@SIMPLYD..strict in rules or won't listen me?..Go to the Left
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@Marcyaz (35316)
• United States
4 Sep 15
Okay my resume I am a good work, show up for work every day, not such a good cook but a good baker. I could not work over 8 hours and not even sure if I could work 8 hours. How about you come and work for me instead of me working for you? Only if you can cook good food. I am a fussy eater so you have to cook what I like not what you like. The advantages are free sleep on the couch and no place to hand your clothes. OH and you have to play with my cats and dogs. I think this is about it if anything else I will let you know or you let me know.
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@Marcyaz (35316)
• United States
4 Sep 15
@Rosekitty NO I want to go to the Right with Ocean, hey are you discriminating against me?
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@Rosekitty (19368)
• San Marcos, Texas
4 Sep 15
@Marcyaz I edited the discussion at top..see if you can find it..
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@Rosekitty (19368)
• San Marcos, Texas
4 Sep 15
@Marcyaz..For this silly answer i want you to Go to the Left and think about what you said
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@celticeagle (159834)
• Boise, Idaho
4 Sep 15
I am retired and have disabilities now days. I love to cook but do not anymore. Can stand over a stove for long. So my daughter does the cooking and cleaning. My resume? Haven't thought of it for years.
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@Marcyaz (35316)
• United States
4 Sep 15
@Rosekitty Really more 2 at a time geez.
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@Rosekitty (19368)
• San Marcos, Texas
4 Sep 15
@celticeagle...will go to the right as long as your daughter comes too..
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@celticeagle (159834)
• Boise, Idaho
4 Sep 15
@Marcyaz Go to what right?
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@Porcospino (31366)
• Denmark
4 Sep 15
People think that I am friendly, openminded and a bit crazy I am a terrible cook. I am the kind of person who would invite friends over for dinner and order a pizza because the food became inedible I am very hardworking and I am willing to work more than 8 hours a day
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@Marcyaz (35316)
• United States
4 Sep 15
@Rosekitty No, no not another right, now listen here that is just way to many rights and not enough lefts. Do You Hear Me. Now listen well no more of that type of thing will be done here ever agan or the left overs will rise up to haunt you. Surrender now or forever be a rightie.
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@Rosekitty (19368)
• San Marcos, Texas
4 Sep 15
@Porcospino ..hardworking over 8 hours, and ordering a pizza..YES!!!..Go to the Right
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@Porcospino (31366)
• Denmark
4 Sep 15
@Rosekitty How much will you pay me? I work hard, but I need a high salary
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@allknowing (130292)
• India
4 Sep 15
I have handled my staff with kid gloves both at home and in the office. You will have absolutely no problem. Oh no! Sorry. I thought you were looking out for a job
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@Marcyaz (35316)
• United States
4 Sep 15
@Rosekitty all now we have even more left overs in there. What is wrong with that Rosekitty and her left overs and her right.
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@Rosekitty (19368)
• San Marcos, Texas
4 Sep 15
@allknowing...smartie and just for that..Go o the left
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@thesids (22180)
• Bhubaneswar, India
4 Sep 15
@Rosekitty nooooooooo, Its already getting crowded in that area
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@besweet (9860)
• Ireland
4 Sep 15
My colleagues think that I'm amazing, I hope it's true and they don't pretend to like me for the great coffee I am preparing every morning! I love cooking as long as I'm not under pressure, and mainly mediterranean food. I already work 8+ hours, do you hire part time??
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@Marcyaz (35316)
• United States
4 Sep 15
@Rosekitty ayeah go to the right, right and more right.
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@Rosekitty (19368)
• San Marcos, Texas
4 Sep 15
@beesweet ..you are overqualified but stay out of @Marcyaz way..she is a bit sour for not getting hired..hahaha..Go to the Right
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@besweet (9860)
• Ireland
4 Sep 15
Yay!! Thanks, am I on time for that party on the right side?
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• United States
4 Sep 15
I am simply at your service Madam lolz
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@Marcyaz (35316)
• United States
4 Sep 15
yes but is it bus service or what?
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@Marcyaz (35316)
• United States
4 Sep 15
@Rosekitty Oh dang you are sending Ocean where? What's to the right? Do you mean you hired her?
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@Rosekitty (19368)
• San Marcos, Texas
4 Sep 15
@TiarasOceanView...great response meaning i can put you anywhere..Go to the Right
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• United States
4 Sep 15
What other people think of me isn't important, I care about how I think of myself. I am retired, I don't want to work any hours. I am a good, basic, cook.
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@Marcyaz (35316)
• United States
4 Sep 15
Forget it you are out of the running also just like me.
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@Marcyaz (35316)
• United States
4 Sep 15
@AbbyGreenhill Oh come on now Abby you know you are pining to get the job just like everyone else. I mean look at the advantages: sleep on the couch, eat what you cook, clean the bathroom of someone else, go out in the yard and pull weeds and best of all no wages. How could anyone ask for more.
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• United States
4 Sep 15
@Marcyaz I didn't want to be in the running...LOL!
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@simone10 (54189)
• Louisville, Kentucky
4 Sep 15
I am disabled and no longer work so I can't answer most of your questions. As for cooking, I don't normally cook as my brother loves to. I love to bake.
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@Marcyaz (35316)
• United States
4 Sep 15
@Rosekitty So now your send them 2 at a time to the right and how long do we left overs have to stay here.
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@Rosekitty (19368)
• San Marcos, Texas
4 Sep 15
@Marcyaz one by one i see you already sneaking over to the right side..hahah
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@Rosekitty (19368)
• San Marcos, Texas
4 Sep 15
@simone..bring your brother for the cooking and you the baking..Go to the right
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@TLChimes (4822)
• United States
4 Sep 15
Some people think I'm Okay, others think I'm evil. *shrug* I'm more ok than evil. I'm always on duty... heck, I haven't even used the potty alone in 23 years. I cook. Not sure I have ever used the word great with anything I've made but hey, there could be a first time.
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@Marcyaz (35316)
• United States
4 Sep 15
@Rosekitty T L she is way to bossy for her stinking job don't go to the right come into the left overs section with the rest of us left overs.
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@Rosekitty (19368)
• San Marcos, Texas
4 Sep 15
@TLChimes..you can cook that is a start will put you on the list..now go sit on the right side while i get to the others.
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@inertia4 (27961)
• United States
12 Sep 15
What people think of me. Well, I don't think many people like me because of my blunt honesty. Working 8 hours, Hmm, not anymore. No I am not a great cook. I might be passable. I know you are now going to call me a goofball. LOL. Okay, I can live with that.
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@Rosekitty (19368)
• San Marcos, Texas
12 Sep 15
@inertia4..that is ok with me..I love goofballs..
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@inertia4 (27961)
• United States
16 Sep 15
@Rosekitty Nice!!! I like goofballs also. So we have that in common.
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• United States
4 Sep 15
Some love me, some hate me, some would love to hate me. I am fine with them all. Work? Nope, I am allergic to work.. well I can's say that. It's hard work not to do anything. Yes, I am a great cook. Anyone who has eaten my food and lived to tell about it, has says so.
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@Marcyaz (35316)
• United States
4 Sep 15
@Rosekitty Oh no not another to the right - hey we are still in the left overs you know, now what about us
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@Rosekitty (19368)
• San Marcos, Texas
4 Sep 15
@TexanTornado..absolutely cooking..Go to the Right
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• United States
4 Sep 15
@Rosekitty Right on.. Got it. I get to hang with the other cool people.
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• Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
5 Sep 15
I really don't know to answer any of these half-baked brownie questions.... Hey, I can do this *makes flatulate noises with hand under arm pit* Huh? Huh?
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@Rosekitty (19368)
• San Marcos, Texas
6 Sep 15
• Austin, Texas
4 Sep 15
Describe to me your resume. - - Currently self-employed. Using the knowledge, skills, etc. acquired from decades of gainful employment and teaching myself what I need to know, as I go along, to survive the online digital world. How does other people think of you? - - Does it really matter? They not paying my bills. Would you be willing to work over 8 hours? - - Willing to work the number of hours needed to get the job done, within reason. Life is not all work. Must devote time to other priorities. Are you a great cook? NO.
@Marcyaz (35316)
• United States
4 Sep 15
@Rosekitty Oh now you turn down cmoneyspinner too, you are just too mean. You just don't want anyone smarter than you in your house. Glad she doesn't want your silly ole job anyway.
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@Rosekitty (19368)
• San Marcos, Texas
4 Sep 15
@Marcyaz ..I'm sure she is very very happy!!
@Rosekitty (19368)
• San Marcos, Texas
4 Sep 15
@cmoneyspinner sorry no job for you...you are too smart..
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@Hate2Iron (15730)
• Canada
4 Sep 15
Okay... let me think... I think that most people like me. I try hard to please :) If I like what I'm doing, I'm definitely up for longer hours Can't really cook, but I do love to bake!
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@Marcyaz (35316)
• United States
4 Sep 15
@Rosekitty Yeah right, right, right all the time right. Can tell you are not a Southpaw.
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@Rosekitty (19368)
• San Marcos, Texas
4 Sep 15
@Hate2iron..Bake!!!..that is a plus.Go to the Right
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@Rosekitty (19368)
• San Marcos, Texas
4 Sep 15
@Marcyaz hahah..nope i'm not..
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