Do they match?
By AnjaP
@Rollo1 (16676)
Boston, Massachusetts
December 4, 2015 7:27am CST
I was reading a blog article this morning about loom knitting (part of my OYD - obsessive yarn disorder) and the author said she has "single sock syndrome". I immediately felt a kinship, for I too, have single sock syndrome.
I knit a sock, determine what I didn't like about the design, and start a completely new sock. I don't use the same pattern, size gauge or even the same yarn thickness or color. I have a line of single socks now, with no mates.
I guess it's lucky for me that according to modern fashion rules, socks don't have to match. They can be wildly different colors and patterns. When The Girl was a teen, I thought she just didn't want to bother looking for her sock's mate. But no, soon I realized all the teen girls were wearing mismatched socks.
I do believe the fad originated with the generally lazy nature of teenagers who cannot be bothered to find matching socks in the piles of clothes on their bedroom floors. But because they made it a fashion statement, they are absolved from the stigma of not knowing how to do laundry.
I don't think I could get away with it. I know The Boy wouldn't wear mismatched socks. I buy him packages of socks that all look the same, so that any two we find will match. I am just too old to be fashionable, so I will stick to matching socks in public.
But the question arises - what to do with several socks that have no mates? Well, I figure I can wear them to bed when the bitter cold of January turns my sheets to ice and my feet won't care as long as they are warm.
How do you feel about mismatched socks? If you had to choose a pair from those in the photo, which two would you put together? *
*the socks in the photo belong to The Girl, they are not my knitted socks
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@owlwings (43897)
• Cambridge, England
4 Dec 15
I rather go with Jenny Joseph's philosophy (or, for that matter, T.S. Eliot's, though I am not really an Alfred J. Prufrock though I can identify with his not being a Hamlet). If I choose to wear pink on my left foot and yellow on my right foot I shall do so (and maybe tomorrow, it'll be the other way about) and not give a damn.
This poem's first lines are so famous, it spawned a whole positive-aging movement. Jenny Joseph wrote it at age 29. What's she doing now, in her 80s?
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@AbbyGreenhill (45490)
• United States
4 Dec 15
When it comes to socks I'm all white that way even if they are mis-matchedd they are still the same color.
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@AbbyGreenhill (45490)
• United States
4 Dec 15
@Rollo1 My husband wears boots so all his white socks have lots of brown on the bottoms.
@PainsOnSlate (21845)
• Canada
4 Dec 15
I like the two purple pinks, and I would wear them because my jeans are long enough my socks don't show, but I don't do it on purpose. My mother used them to trap lint from the dryer since it couldn't be put outside. it worked. That and runny nylons...
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@rebelann (117226)
• El Paso, Texas
4 Dec 15
Back when I worked I was forced to wear stockings but since I wore pant suits I'd just wear knee highs and I never cared if the matched or not, no one ever saw them.
Now I don't bother with socks, my feet get too hot in them.
Oh, I'd wear the bottom two if I wore socks, they look kool together.
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@pgntwo (22405)
• Derry, Northern Ireland
4 Dec 15
Never mind mismatched socks, there is a trend for wearing shoes of the same style but different colours: a red Converse on one foot, and a blue one on t'other...
I would suggest sending one sock to @xFiacre, to help him solve his cold feet or bad dreams dilemma...
I would suggest sending one sock to @xFiacre, to help him solve his cold feet or bad dreams dilemma...1 person likes this

@xFiacre (14784)
• Ireland
4 Dec 15
@pgntwo Socks really need to be kept in pairs. I'm quite sure that they don't dry as quickly if hung on the washing line if they aren't side by side. It really irritates my wife when I go out and reorganise the washing on the line to ensure the companionship of my socks.
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@troyburns (1405)
• New Zealand
5 Dec 15
I quite like the idea of odd socks - one for each side of the brain. I read once that Einstein regularly wore mismatched socks, so maybe The Girl is onto something.
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@Missmwngi (12915)
• Nairobi, Kenya
4 Dec 15
They can be used indoors. When i loose some i end up using the mismatched ones indoors whether i am sleeping or i need to keep my feet warm
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@GardenGerty (169474)
• United States
4 Dec 15
I cringe at the thought of wearing mis matched socks. I will not even wear two different white socks together, but I know about the tween and teen mismatched sock craze. I would put mismatched socks on a Christmas Tree with little stuffed animals sticking out of the top, or use them to dust with. I like your idea that you can wear them to bed, though.
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@Namelesss (3364)
• United States
4 Dec 15
Haha, single sock syndrome. box em up and send em my way. I have a son and daughter that would truly love those. I'll even pay ya, srsly, 

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