I am EVIL and have no remorse. Might I be a sociopath?
By The Horse
@TheHorse (238355)
Walnut Creek, California
March 17, 2016 9:16pm CST
Today, I continued by secret evil project out at Kaiser Martinez, where I had to pick up some medicine. I brought a half gallon milk jug full of water mixed with Miracle Gro Quick Start, and watered the corn and snow peas I secretly planted there a couple of months ago.
Feigning innocence, I charmed the people at the Pharmacy, picked up my meds, and left. The corn is just starting to poke through, but the snow pea plants are huge and throwing lovely flowers. To my surprise, I couldn't find any actual snow peas (yet). I felt no remorse for my actions. In fact, I felt a bit of glee.
I'll attach a picture I took of the snow peas this morning. They're to the left of center. I think the flowers to the right may be my doing as well. Do you think I could be a sociopath?
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@celticeagle (189957)
• Boise, Idaho
18 Mar 16
Mmmm. I love the jungle of it all. You might be more of a gardenio-path. Nothing evil is clarified by the actual giddiness. Actually, it is more of an out of body experience if I remember correctly. I have also experienced this before. Hee hee hee.I like those little miniature daisly-lke flowers there in the middle.
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@celticeagle (189957)
• Boise, Idaho
18 Mar 16
@TheHorse ...Those are all cannable items too. I always am thinking of continued use.
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@TheHorse (238355)
• Walnut Creek, California
19 Mar 16
@celticeagle I've never learned the art of canning. But I sure do enjoy fresh veggies. Give me some onion, garlic, and butter, and whatever I've grown, and I can be happy.
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@CaptAlbertWhisker (32760)
• Calgary, Alberta
18 Mar 16
I love making chopsuey with snowpeas, I love killing those innocent veggies with sesame oil and oyster sauce.
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@CaptAlbertWhisker (32760)
• Calgary, Alberta
18 Mar 16
@TheHorse My Hens are strong independent ladies. They give me eggs for free but I kill some of them once in a while. Feminist Vegans might hate me.
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@TheHorse (238355)
• Walnut Creek, California
18 Mar 16
@CaptAlbertWhisker Heh heh. I have at least one more snow pea outside in my balcony. I will admire its beauty and speak softly to it for one more day. Then I'll eat it.
@crazyhorseladycx (39503)
• United States
24 Mar 16
:D i think that's jest wonderful myself.
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@crazyhorseladycx (39503)
• United States
28 Mar 16
@TheHorse perhaps ya could visit with the manager'r somethin'? maybe they'd not realized the gifts ya planted :(
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@TheHorse (238355)
• Walnut Creek, California
28 Mar 16
@crazyhorseladycx Oh, it was just me having some fun. I'm not really that concerned about it. They must have seen the snow peas, though. I may not be done with them...heh heh...
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@ElizabethWallace (12069)
• United States
18 Mar 16
I wish more people performed Random acts of Kindness and Senseless acts of Beauty. We need those bumper stickers again!
Yes, to both questions. And, thank goodness. 
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@TheHorse (238355)
• Walnut Creek, California
19 Mar 16
@ElizabethWallace Hillary who? Oh, the one who is running against the reality show host?
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@ElizabethWallace (12069)
• United States
19 Mar 16
@TheHorse Me too. I think I saw one the other day. Maybe I should go online to see if I can buy one. After the election, I'll replace the Hillary sticker with it.
@fishtiger58 (29819)
• Momence, Illinois
18 Mar 16
Wow the snow peas are doing fantastic. I think it's totally great that you are doing this. I wonder if anyone who works at the pharmacy have even noticed. I will be very interested to see how everything does. I say keep it up Horse.
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@TheHorse (238355)
• Walnut Creek, California
19 Mar 16
@fishtiger58 Get the snow peas going as early as possible. They like it when it's cooler. I plant the green beans near the corn, as I think they replenish nitrogen in the soil, which corn gobbles up.
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@fishtiger58 (29819)
• Momence, Illinois
19 Mar 16
@TheHorse My hubby is going to do the green beans too, I don't care for them, but he is also going to grow some snow peas which I adore.
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@Tampa_girl7 (54730)
• United States
19 Mar 16
You're a modern day Johnny Appleseed
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@JamesHxstatic (29410)
• Eugene, Oregon
18 Mar 16
That might be too strong a word. Maybe more of a Johnny Snowpeaseed kind of guy.
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@DeborahDiane (40850)
• Laguna Woods, California
18 Mar 16
That is delightful! We are members of Kaiser. If we ever have a reason to use the facility in Martinez, I'll look for your snow peas! Delightful ... not evil!
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@Jeanniemaries (8237)
• United States
18 Mar 16
I'm pretty sure the peas will go unnoticed but if the garden is maintained by a gardener, the corn may be pulled up as a weed. If not it will certainly stand out as it grows taller than you and starts sprouting ears. A friend of my mother in law pushed cucumber seeds into my mother in laws raised planter and she had unexpected and very welcome cucumbers all summer.
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@DaddyEvil (174673)
• United States
26 Jun 16
I honestly don't remember adopting you or 
(shudder!) participating in a civil ceremony whereby you could legally claim my last name as your own, pony... I respectfully request that you cease referring to yourself as a member of the Evil family until/unless such time as you have been formally inducted/adopted/married into my family.
Thank you for your reasonableness and your, hopefully, immediate action in complying with this request.
That would be much appreciated.
I am not sure how I missed this post previously, but I obviously did miss it, as shown by the lack of me checking the "Like" button on this post. My apologies for missing a fun and interesting post, pony!
(shudder!) participating in a civil ceremony whereby you could legally claim my last name as your own, pony... I respectfully request that you cease referring to yourself as a member of the Evil family until/unless such time as you have been formally inducted/adopted/married into my family.
Thank you for your reasonableness and your, hopefully, immediate action in complying with this request.
That would be much appreciated.
I am not sure how I missed this post previously, but I obviously did miss it, as shown by the lack of me checking the "Like" button on this post. My apologies for missing a fun and interesting post, pony!
