How NOT to freak out your fellow shoppers!!!!!! / myLot

Ireland

May 3, 2016 2:22pm CST

So some of you have read about how I've successfully freaked out my neighbours by spying and stealing from them.. Obviously, I got bored.. so I've decided to up my game and freak out my fellow shoppers instead. So I went necessity shopping and picked up a bunch of essentials like shampoo, soap, tissues, cotton buds, etc, etc..and a box of tampons.. As I get to the checkout and started to put my stuff onto the convey belt.. The packet of tampons burst open and.... Next thing I know, I was chasing rogue little cotton tubes across the shop. It didn't help I had 2 guys behind me laughing their head off. As I finally put them back into the box, I realised there's one missing... And yes, you guess it!!!! It was sitting neatly in the "hood" of the guy in front of me... I never forgot his face, when I told him "my tampon was in his hood..." Ah well.. guess that's a total stranger freaked out! What would you think if you were the guy???

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Koalemos

@Asylum (47893)

• Manchester, England

3 May 16

I would probably have asked whether you could prove it was your's and not mine.

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Wendy789

@Drosophila (16568)

• Ireland

4 May 16

HAHAHA yes a dosage of humor would have helped! there and then

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@Daljinder (23193)

• Bangalore, India

4 May 16

You sure you aren't paying some weird karmic debt??

Reading this I want to go look for the spying and freaking out the neighbors post of yours. I have missed it. Damn you are a riot. You never disappoint coming up with a witty comeback. And you are knowledgeable too. A catch!

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@DaddyEvil (174590)

• United States

5 May 16

Yes, I am evil, you definitely missed out if you missed those posts! LMFAO! I feel so sorry for Wendy's neighbors! First she spied on the nekkid guy across the quad and then she gives a bouquet to her female next-door neighbor! The whole building must be talking about her by now! I would LOVE to hear what they are saying about her, too! Notice I said only about hearing what they are saying, not defending her actions... at least, not right away!

I do hope you noticed I called you, I am evil, with a lower case e, DJ! LOL! I don't remember adopting you, ........yet! (grinning at you!)

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Wendy789

@Drosophila (16568)

• Ireland

5 May 16

@Daljinder awww you're sooo sweet! Careful.. or I might think you has a crush on me! A Capricorn xD

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@Daljinder (23193)

• Bangalore, India

5 May 16

@DaddyEvil I remember reading about the bouquet incident before. And yesterday I checked the spying on neighbors incident too. LOL She sure knows how to get the things interesting in life for herself and freaked /scared for others.

I remember you said this to me once in message.

You are the evil one!

It was way before I changed my name.

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topffer

@topffer (42155)

• France

3 May 16

If I was the girl I would probably have left this item where it was. If I was the guy I would have said something like "Hood is not a right place for a tampon" before giving it to you. You are improving and made laugh a few people today

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Wendy789

@Drosophila (16568)

• Ireland

4 May 16

hardly.. its really one of those things.. that I could only cringe at.. but hey.. you know life sucks sometimes

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vanny

@vandana7 (102698)

• India

7 May 16

Well the guy should have noticed it before the gal, and pulled it away before other guys noticed where it was ..as it could become something of a hot topic...

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Wendy789

@Drosophila (16568)

• Ireland

8 May 16

@vandana7 indeed!

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Max Crisp

@Orson_Kart (8301)

• United Kingdom

4 May 16

Hey, if you wanted tampons I could have got you a lorry load for free. No strings attached.

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Wendy789

@Drosophila (16568)

• Ireland

4 May 16

LOL.. oh really

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@DaddyEvil (174590)

• United States

5 May 16

Honestly, I wanted to laugh at that comment, @Orson_Kart , but was wrinkling my nose at the same time, as in EWWW! LOL!

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Valerie J. Routhieaux

@just4him (323168)

• Green Bay, Wisconsin

4 May 16

I have to stop laughing in order to respond. You do have some strange situations happen to you.

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@DaddyEvil (174590)

• United States

5 May 16

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Wendy789

@Drosophila (16568)

• Ireland

5 May 16

@just4him lol.. ya I was laughing lots afterwards.. though at the time I just kept my expression stern. I figured looking serious was called for

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Valerie J. Routhieaux

@just4him (323168)

• Green Bay, Wisconsin

5 May 16

@Drosophila I don't know how you managed to look serious in that moment. It would have been impossible for me. I would have been too embarrassed.

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Judy Evans

@JudyEv (382337)

• Rockingham, Australia

4 May 16

My goodness, you have a rare gift don't you? That is so funny. At the point the box burst open, I think I would have been out of that shop like a rocket.

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Wendy789

@Drosophila (16568)

• Ireland

4 May 16

yep I do the most dodgy timing for certain unfortunate events aye!

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slund2041

@slund2041 (3314)

• United States

6 May 16

I think it serves him right for laughing at you.

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Wendy789

@Drosophila (16568)

• Ireland

6 May 16

LOL true

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@DaddyEvil (174590)

• United States

5 May 16

O....M.....G! WHAT!? Are you NUTS, lady?!

I seriously believe you should start taking notes and hire someone to start assembling them into an autobiography for you! I believe it would become a best seller, Wendy!