Insomnia Intrudes

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By pgn
@pgntwo (22405)
Derry, Northern Ireland
September 3, 2016 4:06am CST
Sometimes, sleep eludes us. Every tap, creak, drip or breath of wind is amplified a thousand times in the comparative silence of the wee small hours. So quiet you can even hear a moth fart. Advice abounds, how to ensure a good night's sleep - probably all written by well-meaning yet exhausted hacks at 30 minutes to sparrow's droppings some sultry summer eve. Nursery rhymes, that's the secret - can you remember any? One I thought of is linked below, if you need a mental jog. Sage advice here for the insomniac: Sleep it off. Yeah, right. Tomorrow night, maybe.
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@jaboUK (64346)
• United Kingdom
3 Sep 16
So you suffer from this yourself? I don't because I don't go to bed until I'm tired, no matter how late it is. I realise that those of you that are working don't really have that option. As usual your turn of phrase is amusing
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@marlina (154103)
• Canada
8 Sep 16
@pgntwo , I wish I could express myself like you in English.
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@pgntwo (22405)
• Derry, Northern Ireland
8 Sep 16
@marlina Thank you! Sometimes, the words just flow, unbidden.
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@pgntwo (22405)
• Derry, Northern Ireland
3 Sep 16
One way or another, it gets to me on occasion, yes. Glad you liked the way I expressed my ire.
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@Asylum (47893)
• Manchester, England
3 Sep 16
These days I do not care if I lie awake at night because I have no urgent need to be up early.
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@pgntwo (22405)
• Derry, Northern Ireland
3 Sep 16
Yes, I think I expressed my sentiment on that scenario to Mike further up this thread. Not needing to be up and about of a morning means less need to be down and out by a certain hour at night...
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@Asylum (47893)
• Manchester, England
3 Sep 16
@pgntwo One of the few benefits of age.
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@pgntwo (22405)
• Derry, Northern Ireland
3 Sep 16
@Asylum I guess there must be some, none of us is getting any younger.
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@rebelann (117218)
• El Paso, Texas
9 Sep 16
I've never heard of this rhyme, what's worse is that many in my area have another meaning for winkie.
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@rebelann (117218)
• El Paso, Texas
9 Sep 16
Yes I've heard that as well @pgntwo one has to be very careful which words we use as so many have double meanings anymore.
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@pgntwo (22405)
• Derry, Northern Ireland
9 Sep 16
The same applies to "willie", or "willy", in this country, funnily enough.
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@pgntwo (22405)
• Derry, Northern Ireland
9 Sep 16
@rebelann Good fun hiding some of them in plain view, though :)
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@LadyDuck (502343)
• Italy
3 Sep 16
I need complete silence. If there is not enough silence, I close all the windows and turn on a fan. The little regular noise that it produces makes me sleep. The music is not an option, is not boring enough.
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@LadyDuck (502343)
• Italy
3 Sep 16
@pgntwo I would not do this in winter, but during winter there is full silence outside. It's only during summer that I can have some trouble with people partying in their gardens.
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@pgntwo (22405)
• Derry, Northern Ireland
3 Sep 16
Come to think of it, I had a clattery fan in my room as a child, one that used to swing from side to side, or oscillate (@vandana7!) with a monotonous groan on the return sweep... That was in a different land, and when I was young and carefree! I can imagine the looks I'll get asking to turn the fan on in my room here in Ireland...
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@pgntwo (22405)
• Derry, Northern Ireland
3 Sep 16
@LadyDuck Ah. That is not often a problem here, thankfully.
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@xFiacre (14805)
• Ireland
3 Sep 16
@pgntwo I wondered what the noise was that kept me awake last night - I never suspected that it was my pet moth breaking wind. I'll have to change it's diet. I always found nursery rhymes creepy as a child so that not be the best route for me to go.
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@pgntwo (22405)
• Derry, Northern Ireland
3 Sep 16
I remember ginormous moths, wingspan as big as a man's hands, in equatorial Africa. I dread to think what would happen if one of those had let rip next to the Insectocutor(tm). Tagging @vandana7 as she has trouble reading this post thread - and may have seen huge moths too :). Or that could be just a myth.
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@Macarrosel (7498)
• Philippines
3 Sep 16
I'm 52 years old but I never have insomnia eversince. I sleep early or late and I have no problem at all.
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@marlina (154103)
• Canada
8 Sep 16
@Macarrosel, you are a lucky lady then.
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@pgntwo (22405)
• Derry, Northern Ireland
3 Sep 16
I normally have little trouble sleeping, but there are spells of restless sleep now and then, as well as coping with a partner who does find sleep hard to come by at times. Not helped by teenagers in the house with weird sleep patterns...
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3 Sep 16
Wow i am green with envy.
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@vandana7 (102698)
• India
4 Sep 16
I don't have major sleeping issues as yet..so insomnia is not my enemy. :)
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@pgntwo (22405)
• Derry, Northern Ireland
4 Sep 16
Hey, you got to read this post at last
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• Preston, England
8 Sep 16
insomnia is the norm for me - sleep sometimes intrudes
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• Preston, England
8 Sep 16
@pgntwo not one bit - it can get very painful and stressful
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@pgntwo (22405)
• Derry, Northern Ireland
8 Sep 16
Not pleasant, is it?
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@marlina (154103)
• Canada
3 Sep 16
I know the feeling!
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@pgntwo (22405)
• Derry, Northern Ireland
3 Sep 16
Surprisingly, many do. A sign of the times.
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@garymarsh6 (24002)
• United Kingdom
6 Sep 16
I only used to sleep for about four hours a night now I sleep for around 5-6. It is not nice when you just can't get off to sleep!
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@pgntwo (22405)
• Derry, Northern Ireland
6 Sep 16
Yes, I agree. If I am awake beyond 1am for more than a couple of nights, I am a wreck for days after... And that is waking at about 6:30am. Going to bed earlier than 10:30pm and actually sleeping means I rise earlier in the morning, I seem to need a good 7hrs.
@Freelanzer (10782)
• Canada
5 Sep 16
I've been there.
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@pgntwo (22405)
• Derry, Northern Ireland
5 Sep 16
Anyone beyond the age of 15 probably has, it seems.
@TheHorse (238296)
• Walnut Creek, California
5 Sep 16
Just the words "wee willie winkie" could traumatize me and keep me up all night. Fortunately, sleep is something that comes easy to me.
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@pgntwo (22405)
• Derry, Northern Ireland
10 Sep 16
@TheHorse The horse typically does not feature highly on any wee willie winkie list, or so I am told.
@pgntwo (22405)
• Derry, Northern Ireland
5 Sep 16
The origin of the rhyme is unclear, Wikipedia has been found wanting...
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@TheHorse (238296)
• Walnut Creek, California
10 Sep 16
@pgntwo Sorry to hear that. Thoughts of mating slugs, Donald Trump tattoos, and Kim Kardashian fashion choices might make my willie winkie wee, but those aren't the things I think about as I drift off to sleep.
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@Vivenda (583)
• Portsmouth, England
3 Sep 16
Worse than the moth farting is the gnat pinking in your ear as you're just about to drop off to sleep. That's guaranteed to keep me awake for the rest of the night!
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@Mike197602 (15504)
• United Kingdom
3 Sep 16
I never minded not being able to sleep before as I didn't have to get up. Now I'm working again I have to leave at 6.45am so I need my sleep
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@pgntwo (22405)
• Derry, Northern Ireland
3 Sep 16
You are right, it's not so much the not sleeping that's the problem, as the having to be up, bright-eyed and bushy-tailed, for a day's concentrated graft the morning after the night before.
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