I'll bust a CAPSLOCK on you...

By JJ
@JolietJake (50190)
December 2, 2016 7:05am CST
CAPSLOCK can be a very dangerous weapon. It can signify aggression. It also means 'truth'. Only true statements on the Interwebs are CAPSLOCKED. This can plainly be seen in instances where there are disagreements, and one user will suddenly CAPSLOCK the other to prove their point. Forget using bold, italics, or underline. CAPSLOCK means you have lost the argument. There is no defense against CAPSLOCK. If someone CAPSLOCK you, just pick up your toys and go home. You lost. I wish I had known this before...I would've used CAPSLOCK first.
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@Happy2BeMe (99380)
• Canada
2 Dec 16
Oh I have went all CAPSLOCK on a few people a few times!! lol
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@JolietJake (50190)
2 Dec 16
According to my 'Memories' thing on facebook, evidently someone capslocked me a year ago today in an argument
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@JolietJake (50190)
2 Dec 16
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@Happy2BeMe (99380)
• Canada
2 Dec 16
@JolietJake did you deserve it??
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@simone10 (54182)
• Louisville, Kentucky
2 Dec 16
That is so true! I rarely ever use capslock because I don't want it to appear that I am screaming at someone. See, I didn't even use it on capslock
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@owlwings (43902)
• Cambridge, England
2 Dec 16
IF I SHOUT LOUD ENOUGH, IT MUST BE TRUE!!! (Did you know that the formatting codes simply cause the text to disappear if they are in caps?
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@JolietJake (50190)
2 Dec 16
Strange how the 'codes' don't work unless they are small case
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@JolietJake (50190)
2 Dec 16
Actually, it all showed up for me....codes and all
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@allknowing (147667)
• India
2 Dec 16
I DO NOT like capslock. I can express myself without using capslock.
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• Valdosta, Georgia
2 Dec 16
I don't yell a whole lot so no worries about me capslocking you...If you make me too mad I will just go there and beat your butt!
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• India
2 Dec 16
"beat your butt" kind of makes it a separate entity.... how is it done?
• Valdosta, Georgia
2 Dec 16
@CoralLevang True, he probably would like that!
@CRK109 (14556)
• United States
2 Dec 16
I don't have the energy anymore to even care if someone comes at me with their CAPS on. I just move along as if those words weren't even there.
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• United States
15 Dec 16
my in law got hers stuck somehow once..she couldn't figure out why people were telling her to stop yelling..
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@louievill (28849)
• Philippines
2 Dec 16
Using all capslock once or repeatedly can get you banned on many sites, the least is a warning or angry comments from people where you are at.
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@LilyBeBack (1994)
• United Kingdom
2 Dec 16
YEAH YOU'RE PROBABLY RIGHT, I FEEL QUITE AGGRESSIVE WRITING LIKE THIS
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• United Kingdom
2 Dec 16
@JolietJake WELL, THIS CLEARLY BENEFITS ME GREATLY, I DON'T THINK I CAN GO BACK TO NORMAL NOW
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@yukimori (10179)
• United States
2 Dec 16
@LilyBeBack NORMAL IS OVERRATED.
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@JolietJake (50190)
2 Dec 16
*meekly answers* Yes ma'am.
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@LadyDuck (476549)
• Italy
2 Dec 16
Surely all-caps (or capslock) can be a dangerous tool, especially because it's mentioned as never tolerated in guidelines. (Using all-caps, excessive punctuation, or "text speak").
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@Jessicalynnt (50523)
• Centralia, Missouri
2 Dec 16
I will use it occ for a single word, but online, do a whole sentence, and people take it as shouting and rude, lol
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@JudyEv (356307)
• Rockingham, Australia
2 Dec 16
I used to use CAPSLOCK for emphasis before someone shared how to use bold or italics or underline.
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@NJChicaa (123192)
• United States
2 Dec 16
Truth
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• Philippines
3 Dec 16
I usually use Caps if I'm pissed at something or someone or if I am too excited about something. :)
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@JolietJake (50190)
3 Dec 16
This is the one last night, I got a notification but couldn't see it or like it
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• Philippines
3 Dec 16
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@hora_fugit (5862)
• India
2 Dec 16
I am italics all the time. But at times bold is beautiful, far more than anything.
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@allen0187 (58574)
• Philippines
3 Dec 16
If the interwebs says so, it must be true! There are no lies in the interwebs, only truths! Same thing about multiple exclamation points after a statement, it has the same effect as CAPSLOCK!!!
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@celticeagle (175868)
• Boise, Idaho
3 Dec 16
CAPSLOCK, CAPSLOCK, CAPSLOCK.
@much2say (57649)
• Los Angeles, California
3 Dec 16
Dang - this sounds like a rule in rock, paper, scissors . . . CAPSLOCK wins all .
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@Morleyhunt (21742)
• Canada
2 Dec 16
The only lime I have used Capslock, it was accidental...I hadn't realized it was on. Then didn't feel like retuning the entire post. Oops.
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@paigea (36102)
• Canada
2 Dec 16
I do use it to emphasize a word or two, even though I know how to use bold italics underline
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