Funny Phrases

Pixabay - teacher picture, modified
By pgn
@pgntwo (22405)
Derry, Northern Ireland
December 28, 2016 9:23am CST
The end of a year is a time for reflection, in anticipation of things to come in the New Year that lies just around the corner... To that end, I spent a little time playing with the Internet Archive "WayBack Machine" today, working on a little challenge someone on myLot had set me. Once I completed that task, I had a browse through some of my older articles that were cached in the archive, material from a now defunct writing site that many of us knew. Someone who introduced me to that long-dead site, and coincidentally subsequently also to myLot, had made a comment on one of my short, pithy posts on that old site. The discussion had meandered onto the topic of favourite words and phrases, ones that appeal to us for some strange reason. One word she quoted was the Tuscan Italian surname, "Furzi", which she finds particularly funny. Why? The common way to address a married lady schoolteacher in Germany is to use the title "Frau" followed by the teacher's married surname. The phrase "Frau Furzi" would raise a laugh in the classroom, as the German verb "furzen" means "to break wind". Oh the phrases that fondle our funny bones...
Francesca Furzi Jewellery is a company that produces luxurious, high quality, jewellery, limited to a series of numbered pieces. The company is based in Ital...
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@LadyDuck (502427)
• Italy
28 Dec 16
And I see the link and the full name is "Francesca Furzi", not easy to pronounce even for an Italian.
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@vandana7 (102698)
• India
28 Dec 16
@MALUSE .. Poor Signor Furzi...his choices must have come down drastically...
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@LadyDuck (502427)
• Italy
28 Dec 16
@MALUSE I cannot even want to thing to something like this.
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@pgntwo (22405)
• Derry, Northern Ireland
28 Dec 16
Purely by chance, a YouTube search for Furzi threw up that Italian video (among others that might have been applicable to context, but less tasteful...!)
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@topffer (42155)
• France
28 Dec 16
Greenhouse effect expected in the classroom. We, strangers, are philistines when it comes to the subtleties of Italian. I cannot find a discussion where @LadyDuck explained me that Mona Lisa should be written Monna Lisa in Italian, because "mona" was a bad word. Maybe she will come to confirm ?
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@vandana7 (102698)
• India
28 Dec 16
Really? We have girls who have Mona as their names, and pet names...
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@topffer (42155)
• France
28 Dec 16
@vandana7 As long as they do not intend to visit Italy...
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@pgntwo (22405)
• Derry, Northern Ireland
28 Dec 16
Methane production for the beginner, yes ;)
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@JudyEv (382021)
• Rockingham, Australia
29 Dec 16
I can see that this would have the kids giggling like crazy.
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@vandana7 (102698)
• India
29 Dec 16
@JudyEv ... I don't know how they pick such things...my little friend is nearing five ...he knows the spelling of fart and he also laughs ...calls it potty sound.
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@pgntwo (22405)
• Derry, Northern Ireland
29 Dec 16
Undoubtedly. In such cases, perhaps use of the person's maiden name would be permitted. But it would not be long before the kids worked out why...
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@JudyEv (382021)
• Rockingham, Australia
29 Dec 16
@pgntwo Kids are pretty smart like that. :)
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@fishtiger58 (29819)
• Momence, Illinois
28 Dec 16
So the teacher breaks wind, very funny.
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@vandana7 (102698)
• India
28 Dec 16
What does breaking wind mean..farting? This is serious question...I need genuine answer.
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@pgntwo (22405)
• Derry, Northern Ireland
28 Dec 16
@vandana7 You got it, yes!
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@fishtiger58 (29819)
• Momence, Illinois
28 Dec 16
@vandana7 lol yes indeed that's what it means.
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28 Dec 16
That's interesting...
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@pgntwo (22405)
• Derry, Northern Ireland
28 Dec 16
Isn't it just?
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29 Dec 16
@pgntwo Yup! Very.
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• Trinidad And Tobago
28 Dec 16
I am sure these names are funny title but it is lost on me. My only language is English and that's funny enough:(
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@pgntwo (22405)
• Derry, Northern Ireland
28 Dec 16
Oh there are funny ones in English too, perhaps I will write about them soon :)
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@pgntwo (22405)
• Derry, Northern Ireland
29 Dec 16
@MALUSE I can think of a few, but mostly short ones.
• Trinidad And Tobago
29 Dec 16
@pgntwo Oh, I look forward to it!
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@rebelann (117224)
• El Paso, Texas
28 Dec 16
Yes, there are so many surnames that would be offensive in other languages, I know a couple who wouldn't get too far if they went to Germany because of their surname, thankfully they reside in the USA where most people have no clue and have neither the inclination or means to visit.
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@rebelann (117224)
• El Paso, Texas
28 Dec 16
Cheeeeeze, now I'm only typing portions of thoughts @pgntwo to try to explain that last blunder, the people with the questionable last name aren't likely to visit Europe and most people here don't know what their last name means in other languages.
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@pgntwo (22405)
• Derry, Northern Ireland
28 Dec 16
@rebelann I understand ;)
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@pgntwo (22405)
• Derry, Northern Ireland
28 Dec 16
Having no clue, same as ignorance being bliss...?
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@valmnz (17095)
• New Zealand
29 Dec 16
There's no doubt many names that put a smile on our faces, even in our own language. ut you know, after saying that I ca't think of a single one at the moment!
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@valmnz (17095)
• New Zealand
29 Dec 16
@pgntwo I'm sure, and then I'll wonder why I'm thinking about it
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@pgntwo (22405)
• Derry, Northern Ireland
29 Dec 16
One will come to you when you least expect, I expect ;)
@jaboUK (64346)
• United Kingdom
28 Dec 16
Oh yes, there is endless erntertainment to be had from language, and meanings can change over time. When I was young I was friends with the boxer Randy Turpin, and there was no naughty connotation attached to his name. I also knew both boys and girls who had 'Gay' as a Christian name.
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@jaboUK (64346)
• United Kingdom
28 Dec 16
@pgntwo Lol - I'd not heard Oliver Klozoff! Must have led a more sheltered life that I thought
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@pgntwo (22405)
• Derry, Northern Ireland
28 Dec 16
@jaboUK The Simpsons have some really good ones, easily found by googling for "Simpsons prank calls" - if you need a little distraction, that is :)
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@pgntwo (22405)
• Derry, Northern Ireland
28 Dec 16
Gaye Gambol appeared in the Daily Express comic strip for decades. Then there are the intentional "double entendres", like the cartoon show "The Simpsons" and the phone-call gags, an example of which is "Hi, is Oliver there? Oliver Klozoff." Yep, there's a bit of the cunning linguist in us all I think
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@xFiacre (14784)
• Ireland
28 Dec 16
@pgntwo I had an American work with me one summer. It was only when I picked him up from the airport that I learned his name was Randy. By the time we got to the office I had persuaded him to change it to Andy for the summer.
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@pgntwo (22405)
• Derry, Northern Ireland
28 Dec 16
Probably a wise move. The Americans certainly have a way with names...
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@digiguru (557)
• Bangalore, India
28 Dec 16
Cool information
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• Agra, India
28 Dec 16
Hahaha this was good to know and read
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@pgntwo (22405)
• Derry, Northern Ireland
28 Dec 16
Glad you enjoyed it!
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• Agra, India
29 Dec 16
@pgntwo have a good day
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