Why don't women want to do their share of the work?
By JJ
@JolietJake (50190)
March 9, 2017 6:19pm CST
'Equality' my ass. 
You wanna know something ladies?
Equality starts in the bathroom!!!
That's right!
Y'all pitch a fit if we don't lift the seat before doing our 'business'.
Okay...I can see that.
But then y'all pitch a fit if we don't put the seat back down. 
Get with the program.
Lemme tell ya, if men go runnin' to the bathroom, we're sure gonna check on the placement of that seat before we plonk our butts down.
Don't blame us because you don't.
And you thought a little pee on the seat was bad, huh? 
We are doing our share by raising it...do your share by putting it down yourself. 
*takes off running*
You wanna know something ladies?
Equality starts in the bathroom!!!
That's right!
Y'all pitch a fit if we don't lift the seat before doing our 'business'.
Okay...I can see that.
But then y'all pitch a fit if we don't put the seat back down.
Get with the program.
Lemme tell ya, if men go runnin' to the bathroom, we're sure gonna check on the placement of that seat before we plonk our butts down.
Don't blame us because you don't.
And you thought a little pee on the seat was bad, huh?
We are doing our share by raising it...do your share by putting it down yourself.
*takes off running*15 people like this
16 responses
@JudyEv (357273)
• Rockingham, Australia
11 Mar 17
@JolietJake I guess such a mind-blowingly major change would be too much to expect.
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@JolietJake (50190)
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10 Mar 17
Well jeez, ya don't expect me to completely change do ya? 
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@JolietJake (50190)
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10 Mar 17
I just always made a habit of shutting the lid on the thing...no one gets to pee for free 
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@WorDazza (15830)
• Manchester, England
10 Mar 17
@JolietJake Maybe if we leave the gate open it will confuse them as much as a raised toilet seat seems to and we can make our getaway!!
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@Morleyhunt (21742)
• Canada
10 Mar 17
My husband and I reached an important toilet seat compromise 40 years ago. He makes sure the seat is left down (most of the time).....I don't put one of those fluffy sear covers on the lid.
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@JolietJake (50190)
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10 Mar 17
I've got one on the lid for the tank...but in my defense, it was already there
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@scarlet_woman (23463)
• United States
10 Mar 17
as long as y'all spray after you take a dump,i'm good.
or at least open a window..
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@JolietJake (50190)
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10 Mar 17
Had to replace the fan switch last year, at first I thought the fan went bad and was ready to replace it.
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@celticeagle (176574)
• Boise, Idaho
10 Mar 17
I hope you run fast because you know there are going to be a lot of us chasing you. But, you love to make a stir.
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@celticeagle (176574)
• Boise, Idaho
10 Mar 17
@JolietJake .....I know. You are much cuter than you think.
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@crossbones27 (50854)
• Mojave, California
10 Mar 17
I noticed only women responded to this post. Your post is sexist JJ. There, thanks to me, it is now un-sexist. What ever that means. Carry on.
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@JolietJake (50190)
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10 Mar 17
Can't help it, I live in a male oriented household
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@paigea (36101)
• Canada
10 Mar 17
I leave the seat up for hubby. I lost this battle long ago. I was raised with all brothers who were firmly trained by my mother to leave the seat down and yet I let my husband convince me it was not his duty to do so.
So, I am doing my share of the work! Hmmm, except who cleans the bathroom?
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@JolietJake (50190)
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10 Mar 17
Around here it's me since I live alone.
But oddly enough, I always raise and lower the seat.
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@andriaperry (118747)
• Anniston, Alabama
10 Mar 17
Your are funny.
I have often thought about removing the seat altogether and when I need to pee just hover like I do in public restrooms and when I need to set for the other just out the seat down.
Then all the nagging is done for me 
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@JolietJake (50190)
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10 Mar 17
I really need to pull mine (the whole toilet) and replace the wax gasket...it doesn't leak often, but once is too much really
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@owlandbutterfly (304)
• United States
10 Mar 17
Do all your 'business' sitting down.
Problem solved, and as an added bonus you get to avoid the earful of nagging that results when we inevitably make you clean up the splatter zone...
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@JolietJake (50190)
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10 Mar 17
*pats Lynn on the butt*
Now you just run off and play with the other girls and don't worry about it
*hides trick poppers under toilet seat*
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@Jessicalynnt (50523)
• Centralia, Missouri
10 Mar 17
bwahahaha.
Tbh the only reason I complain is the dratted toilet is near the sink, and I get tired of things falling in, or others knocking things in. I remember once dad dropped a contact in the toilet! My great grannie tut tutted at him for being a pansy or some such thing and fished it out, ever since then I make sure the lid is down (and since I once dropped my glasses is....) not worth fishing things out. And many toilets spray when they flush, dont need that all over the room.
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@AranciataRoss (322)
• United States
11 Mar 17
Well, I must be living like a queen because my husband never does this....
.....anymore
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