Oh crap! I forgot today was the last day of the world!
By Joliet Jake
@JolietJake (50886)
United States
September 23, 2017 8:35am CST
I guess it really doesn't matter if we're getting paid more or not, since due to the imminent destruction of the Earth sometime today, none of us will get to cash out next month. 
I haven't heard what time it is due to happen, but today is the day so I guess I may as well go ahead and start breaking every guideline I can since it ain't gonna matter in the long run. 
What do you have planned for today to be ready for the end? 
I haven't heard what time it is due to happen, but today is the day so I guess I may as well go ahead and start breaking every guideline I can since it ain't gonna matter in the long run.
What do you have planned for today to be ready for the end? 
THE end of the world as we know it could be imminent as conspiracy theorists claim a mysterious planet will collide with Earth TODAY. Bible passages apparently supporting a centuries-old prediction…
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@TiarasOceanView (63588)
• Wheat Ridge, Colorado
23 Sep 17
Oh gosh I forgot too. I guess I better hurry up and spend all my money!!
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@JolietJake (50886)
• United States
23 Sep 17
I could become overdrawn at PayPal and my bank! 
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@TiarasOceanView (63588)
• Wheat Ridge, Colorado
23 Sep 17
@JolietJake Ooo yeah..do it, do it now hurry!!!
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@SerenityEngel (528)
• United Kingdom
23 Sep 17
I already did spend mine! That was luck!
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@Morleyhunt (20497)
• Canada
23 Sep 17
I decided to wait until Monday to pay my bills.....just in case....somehow, I think they were wrong...everything seems to moving along the same as every other day.
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@JolietJake (50886)
• United States
23 Sep 17
Scar isn't acting any different and they say animals are attuned to that type of thing
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@yugocean (9474)
• India
23 Sep 17
@JolietJake no animal in the world is, because they have nothing to worry.
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@JolietJake (50886)
• United States
23 Sep 17
I guess it was 1:50 P.M. Eastern so we're all good now
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@JolietJake (50886)
• United States
23 Sep 17
I'm sure they'll have some excuse for it not happening
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@LovingMyBabies (78897)
• Lenox, Georgia
23 Sep 17
Jeez, hmm... You know, I JUST moved into my beautiful home. Can't I just enjoy it a little while longer before this happens?
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@JolietJake (50886)
• United States
23 Sep 17
That's the way this stuff always seems to happen...every freakin' world
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@Hatley (164264)
• Garden Grove, California
24 Sep 17
@JolietJake scar looks unworried lol lol
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@GardenGerty (112483)
• United States
23 Sep 17
Well, it makes for something to post about I guess.
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@JolietJake (50886)
• United States
23 Sep 17
You'd think even if it was invisible we'd have had some type of 'contact' from it by now...
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@SerenityEngel (528)
• United Kingdom
23 Sep 17
I didn't know it was happening. I never know. I'm always the last to know. Dang it. I have nothing prepared for it...
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@JolietJake (50886)
• United States
23 Sep 17
Yeah, some invisible planet is supposed to crash into us or something like that...dammit
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@SerenityEngel (528)
• United Kingdom
23 Sep 17
@JolietJake Invisible? Well I definitively didn't won't see it coming then!
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@JolietJake (50886)
• United States
23 Sep 17
@SerenityEngel I added a link about it to the bottom of the discussion
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@JolietJake (50886)
• United States
23 Sep 17
This better not be another scam. I already overdrew my bank account 
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@NJChicaa (60953)
• United States
23 Sep 17
@JolietJake oh no. My bank nails me with a $75 fee when I overdraw like $2. Makes my husband nuts. He's like "why don't you just go set a hundred dollar bill on fire?!?!?!?"
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@JolietJake (50886)
• United States
23 Sep 17
@NJChicaa I'm okay if I make a deposit within the same 24 hour period that I overdraw the account
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@JolietJake (50886)
• United States
23 Sep 17
Why nightmares? If it's true, there won't be a night tonight, if it's false, nothing to worry about tonight.
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@rebelann (50922)
• El Paso, Texas
23 Sep 17
Good point @JolietJake but he'll still be walkin round. 
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@nanette64 (19102)
• Fairfield, Texas
23 Sep 17
Wasn't there one that missed us this week @JolietJake ?
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@JolietJake (50886)
• United States
23 Sep 17
Invisible planets? Not that I know of...
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@nanette64 (19102)
• Fairfield, Texas
23 Sep 17
@JolietJake I guess I can come out of my underground shelter.
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@JolietJake (50886)
• United States
23 Sep 17
Too bad it's an invisible planet, we can only watch the aftermath and not the approach
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@teamfreak16 (43104)
• Denver, Colorado
23 Sep 17
Looks like it's time for a quick crime spree. I've always wanted to do one!
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.@JolietJake (50886)
• United States
23 Sep 17
Maybe it's a special surprise 'fireworks' display planned as part of her birthday celebration
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@JolietJake (50886)
• United States
23 Sep 17
@much2say I'd settle for a piece of anything right about now
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@JolietJake (50886)
• United States
23 Sep 17
You would think something like the end of the world would get more media attention
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@YesWay (3443)
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23 Sep 17
@JolietJake
I know.
And I'm a bit annoyed at the hotel for taking my money and not mentioning it.
No wonder I got such a good price on the hotel room....
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@JolietJake (50886)
• United States
23 Sep 17
@YesWay I wonder how many people they booked it to
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@ElusiveButterfly (40458)
• United States
23 Sep 17
Oh dang nabbit, I better get my butt in gear and get to Joann's so I can nab those circular knitting needles.
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@JolietJake (50886)
• United States
23 Sep 17
I think you might have an hour or two left, I still haven't seen what time it is supposed to happen
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@ElusiveButterfly (40458)
• United States
23 Sep 17
@JolietJake I thought it was supposed to happen a couple of days ago? Then I recalled they changed their mind.
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@JolietJake (50886)
• United States
23 Sep 17
@ElusiveButterfly I've been hearing the 23rd for quite some time now
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@JolietJake (50886)
• United States
23 Sep 17
I decided to put any plans I had on hold and wait to see what happens
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@just4him (162021)
• Green Bay, Wisconsin
23 Sep 17
@JolietJake It's going to be interesting to find out what the excuse will be tomorrow when the end of the world doesn't happen today.
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@JolietJake (50886)
• United States
23 Sep 17
I still haven't found a time of day associated with it
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@LadyDuck (230087)
• Switzerland
23 Sep 17
@JolietJake I have not found either, I have searched online and found nothing about the time of the day.
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@JolietJake (50886)
• United States
23 Sep 17
I would but I have to work if we're still here
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@yugocean (9474)
• India
23 Sep 17
@JolietJake we are, so that's sunday too.
Plan a party.
Tomorrow never lies.
Tomorrow never lies.2 people like this
@ElusiveButterfly (40458)
• United States
23 Sep 17
I better use that hair color I bought to hide the grays. Wanna look my best.
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@JolietJake (50886)
• United States
23 Sep 17
So this older lady was looking at hair colors and I asked what she was doing...she said she wanted to dye her hair back to its 'natural color'...I pointed out its natural color was grey now...I woke up in the hospital a few hours later 
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@ElusiveButterfly (40458)
• United States
23 Sep 17
@JolietJake omg that made me snork. I am not totally gray. The grays could pass for platinum highlights.
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