Shattering NEW Scientific Theory may explain why MEN get sicker than WOMEN!

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*A 109.9 WEED-FM EXCLUSIVE* For eons, women have often wondered why men seem to get 'sicker' than they do. A woman can have a cold, but still go to work, clean the house, do laundry, tend the children, make three meals for the family, and all manner of things, while a man can get a cold and be bedfast for three entire days. A startling new Scientific Theory may have the answer. The Virus Gender. It has long been common knowledge that most men are physically stronger than women. A Startling New Study by the eminent Dr J.J. Jehoshaphat suggests that there may be male and female viruses. The male virus...that mainly attacks male organisms...could theoretically be stronger than the female virus that attacks female organisms. Therefore, while a man and a woman may both suffer from a cold virus, the male virus attacks the immune system with much more ferocity that the female virus. While Science has yet to determine if different 'sexes' of viruses do exist, they have also been unable to determine if a virus is actually 'alive', since it does not seem to have most characteristics normally exhibited by 'life' as we know it to exist. But after examining years of sickness in both men and women, Dr. Jehoshaphat has concluded this could be the reason why most times men get 'sicker'. *more on this amazing discovery as the story develops*