Boo!
By Jim Bauer
@porwest (109643)
United States
November 2, 2019 8:19am CST
We had this scarecrow by the door in the front of the house, and apparently it was having a hard time standing up outside. So, the other day, as I was sitting in my "man room" clacking away at the keyboard, the wife told me before she left for work that was going to bring in the scarecrow.
"That's fine," I told her.
She left. I finally went to the back bedroom and got busy brushing my teeth and getting ready for work. When I walked into the kitchen I gave myself a fright when I saw the scarecrow propped against the center island.
I thought SOMEONE was standing there at first.
Thanks hun for making me have to go back to the back bedroom to change my newly soiled underwear!
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12 responses
@crossbones27 (51402)
• Mojave, California
2 Nov 19
Can I get a hot coffee after you changer your underwear and wash your hands. Innocent trolling is fun. That would freak me out also, plus I hate scare crows. Such a smart bird. If they scared I am scared.
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@crossbones27 (51402)
• Mojave, California
18 Oct
@porwest I guess that means they work even on humans if you use them in unexpected ways. lol
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@Marilynda1225 (86581)
• United States
2 Nov 19
Cute scarecrow and I doubt it would give anyone outside cause for getting scared. Unexpectedly seeing it standing in your kitchen could definitely cause the soiled underwear problem 
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@dgobucks226 (36972)
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7 Nov 19
Does that scarecrow have a brain? He was playing some hide and seek on you!
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@JohnRoberts (109845)
• Los Angeles, California
2 Nov 19
At least it didn't move or hold an axe!
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@LindaOHio (203860)
• United States
2 Nov 19
That was a good one on you! Sorry you were startled.
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@resukill22 (25050)
• Las Pinas City, Philippines
2 Nov 19
I know that feeling hehe
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