Saved By A Stroke of Pure Luck
By Jim Bauer
@porwest (112804)
United States
December 25, 2019 1:58pm CST
In preparing to get dressed to go over to my sister and brother-in-law's place for Christmas festivities, my wife asked me to help her put on a necklace. Of course it was one of those gotawful tiny clasp ones. I struggled to see it and get my fingers to work it right and finally got it.
"Is it done?" she asked.
"Yep," I said.
She turned and I said, "That's a pretty necklace. Where'd you get that?"
"Someone gave it to me," she said. "It's my birthstone."
"Oh, your side fling?" I asked. "Jeez, I don't even know what your birthstone is."
She looked at me incredulously, her smile turning into a scowl. "Are you serious?" she said.
I hesitated. I tried to hide the sweat beads already taking formation on my forehead.
"Amethyst." I said and swallowed hard.
She smiled and said, "I love you," and walked away.
As for me IT WAS A GUESS! It was just the first stone that came to my mind. Holy smokes that was a close one! Saved by a stroke of pure luck.
In all honesty I am sure I KNEW it was in fact amethyst. That MUST be why that's the stone that came to mind. Either way, I am not sure I want to think about what might have happened if I'd have said topaz.
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@ScribbledAdNauseum (104615)
• United States
25 Dec 19
Oh, you silly silly man! That doesn't mean that you had it right! 

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@GardenGerty (169452)
• United States
26 Dec 19
I agree with you here. She just maybe did not want a fight.
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@ScribbledAdNauseum (104615)
• United States
26 Dec 19
@GardenGerty Yes, I figured she wasn't wanting to argue over it or she found him humorous.
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@porwest (112804)
• United States
28 Dec 19
Oh no @ScribbledAdNauseum I made it a point to look it up right away just to be sure. Her birth month is February. 

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@GardenGerty (169452)
• United States
26 Dec 19
I really expected this story to turn out that you had given her the necklace and forgotten.
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@ScribbledAdNauseum (104615)
• United States
26 Dec 19
That is what I was expecting as well.
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@porwest (112804)
• United States
26 Dec 19
@GardenGerty I wish that were the case. But nope. It wasn't me. 

@Starmaiden (9308)
• Canada
25 Dec 19
If you had said 'Topaz' she would have smiled and said "I Love You." Your wife understands you. Merry Christmas Jim. 

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@bunnybon7 (50970)
• Holiday, Florida
25 Dec 19
cute. most men don't remember our birth days. I was married 5 times and only had one remembered and that's cause his mom had the same day. (not year) though. 

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@1creekgirl (44560)
• United States
25 Dec 19
I don't believe in luck. But if I did, I'd say you won the luck lottery today. You've got a good wife. Hope y'all had a great Christmas!
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@DocAndersen (54399)
• United States
26 Dec 19
i suspect you would have been better off not opening the can of worms in the first place!


















