The Horse Gets Back to Criminal Behaviors

@TheHorse (205716)

Walnut Creek, California

August 8, 2021 5:06pm CST

As some of you will remember, I used to plant corn, green beans, and sunflowers at Kaiser (my medical provider) in Martinez CA. They had planters out there that were unused, and I decided to take action. They removed the planters a year or so ago, and my criminal tendencies were left frustrated. But recently, I discovered a scratched up Honda Prius in the parking space next to mine. At my apartment complex. My fingers trembled, and eventually I gave in. I used my car polish to remove the scratches, and then buffed the surfaces out. I have no idea who owns the car. I will attach a picture I took when I was half way done. Do you have criminal tendencies? How do you allow them to present themselves?

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@GardenGerty (157551)

• United States

8 Aug 21

One I have to stomp on is taking "cuttings" and seeds from public plants.

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@BarBaraPrz (45487)

• St. Catharines, Ontario

9 Aug 21

My grandmother was notorious for that.

And I do it sometimes, too.

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@DaddyEvil (137145)

• United States

8 Aug 21

Pretty take cuttings and seeds from plants growing in the ditches by people's houses... And then hands me the ill-gotten gains to carry home. I keep telling her she's going to get me arrested.

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@TheHorse (205716)

• Walnut Creek, California

8 Aug 21

The horror!

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@marguicha (215407)

• Chile

8 Aug 21

All the time. This has not changed with years.

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@TheHorse (205716)

• Walnut Creek, California

8 Aug 21

I wonder how my victims will react.

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@marguicha (215407)

• Chile

8 Aug 21

@TheHorse Some never realize one had changed their world.

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@TheHorse (205716)

• Walnut Creek, California

8 Aug 21

@marguicha We'll see what happens. I will play dumb.

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@id_peace (14005)

• Singapore

9 Aug 21

Send the car owner a bill or something.

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ultraman cosmos

@id_peace (14005)

• Singapore

15 Aug 21

I will take the later, not the $20.

@TheHorse (205716)

• Walnut Creek, California

9 Aug 21

Heh. I'll take $20 or a bottle of Glenlivet if offered.

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@wolfgirl569 (95165)

• Marion, Ohio

9 Aug 21

I would say that is a good one at least. I am usually pretty good except for speeding.

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@wolfgirl569 (95165)

• Marion, Ohio

9 Aug 21

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@TheHorse (205716)

• Walnut Creek, California

9 Aug 21

I do most of my speeding in Nevada.

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@TheHorse (205716)

• Walnut Creek, California

9 Aug 21

@DaddyEvil Bada-boom.

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@rakski (112925)

• Philippines

9 Aug 21

that is so good of you!

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@rakski (112925)

• Philippines

9 Aug 21

@TheHorse awesome, I wonder how the owners react or if they even see it

@TheHorse (205716)

• Walnut Creek, California

9 Aug 21

It took me all of ten minutes!

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@spiderdust (14741)

• San Jose, California

9 Aug 21

First guerilla gardening, and now *gasp* unlicensed car repair!

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@TheHorse (205716)

• Walnut Creek, California

9 Aug 21

If I wind up in jail, will you bring me a German chocolate cake with a nail file in it?

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@spiderdust (14741)

• San Jose, California

9 Aug 21

@TheHorse Absolutely!

Do you prefer pecan or coconut frosting on your German chocolate? I think my grandma made the coconut kind.

@kaylachan (57641)

• Daytona Beach, Florida

8 Aug 21

I don't know what's so criminal about cleaning up someone's car, though they could think you're trying to break in. So, there's that.

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@TheHorse (205716)

• Walnut Creek, California

8 Aug 21

My biggest worry as that they were gong to fleece their insurance comany for $1000 and that I was raining on their parade.

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@LadyDuck (458091)

• Switzerland

9 Aug 21

Imagine if the victim had asked for a refund from his/her car insurance and discovers what you did... oh my goodness, my husband would have been furious.

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@LadyDuck (458091)

• Switzerland

9 Aug 21

@TheHorse We have a new car, the insurance covers everything during 5 years.

@TheHorse (205716)

• Walnut Creek, California

9 Aug 21

Heh. I actually DID think of that. But when I was rear-ended in Montana, the poor lady's insurance company (she just skidded out on a wet surface and hit me) just sent me a check and let me decide what to do with it.

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@xander6464 (40872)

• Wapello, Iowa

9 Aug 21

I work for The White House, Acme Greeting Cards, and The Christianity Divison Of Godco Inc, LLC and many others. None of them allow criminal behaviors of any kind. I'm envious of your freedom.

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@xander6464 (40872)

• Wapello, Iowa

9 Aug 21

@TheHorse It's the least I can do.

@TheHorse (205716)

• Walnut Creek, California

9 Aug 21

Are any jobs open in the Wicca division of Godco, Inc.?

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@TheHorse (205716)

• Walnut Creek, California

9 Aug 21

@xander6464 I thank you.

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@DaddyEvil (137145)

• United States

8 Aug 21

I didn't realize you'd ever stopped your criminal tendencies...

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@DaddyEvil (137145)

• United States

9 Aug 21

@TheHorse They were afraid people would start rioting over the food as it ripened? Can you imagine their security person watching you on CCTV and complaining to his boss about you planting beans and corn every year?

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@TheHorse (205716)

• Walnut Creek, California

9 Aug 21

Yeah, Kaiser removed my planters early during the pandemic. I'm not sure why.

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@TheHorse (205716)

• Walnut Creek, California

9 Aug 21

@DaddyEvil Sadly, I DO worry about such a thing!

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@DianneN (246808)

• United States

9 Aug 21

Oh, my! You are the worst type of criminal around.

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@TheHorse (205716)

• Walnut Creek, California

9 Aug 21

I should have been off the streets years ago.

@JudyEv (325759)

• Rockingham, Australia

9 Aug 21

What a very kind thing to do! I wonder how long before the owner notices? It might be a while and then he/she will be wondering if the car was ever scratched at all.

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@TheHorse (205716)

• Walnut Creek, California

9 Aug 21

That's my secret plan: to make them question everything they thought they knew. I'm working for Alex Jones now.

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@TheHorse (205716)

• Walnut Creek, California

10 Aug 21

@JudyEv Heh. Alex Jones (if I have the name right) is an American conspiracy theorist who has duped Americans out of millions of dollars. Some of his "theories" (no school shootings occurred here, etc.) are supported by legitimately elected lunatics like Marjorie Taylor Green (from Georgia). I am NOT joking.

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@JudyEv (325759)

• Rockingham, Australia

10 Aug 21

@TheHorse The guy who towed my car to our new place believed the COVID vaccine has a 'chip' in it so later they can annihilate us all or turned us into zombies or whatever. Truly, you have to wonder about some people. Other than that, he was a really nice guy.

@LindaOHio (156159)

• United States

9 Aug 21

You are so good! Nope. No criminal tendencies here.

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@TheHorse (205716)

• Walnut Creek, California

9 Aug 21

Buwaahaahaa! I have to think of what to do next.

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