Have you ever made love to three separate women in a single night? I am exhausted!
By The Horse
@TheHorse (205696)
Walnut Creek, California
December 24, 2021 11:52pm CST
I went to my friend's sister's house for a Christmas Eve dinner this evening. It was a lovely dinner, and I drank wine while dining.
At dinner, I sat next to, and spoke with, a wonderful woman of 27, whom I've known since she was eleven.
She was actually a student in one of my psychology classes when she was about 20. Tonight, we discussed the "Gloomy Bears" that were a part of her childhood, how she and her friends are doing, and how she is doing now. We always hug deeply at the end of an evening.
Then I went back to Mark and Nataly's house and lay on the bed in the bedroom of Kitty. Kitty is not my Kitty. Kitty is the kitty who would fall asleep on my lap while Mark, Nataly and I watched movies late at night over the past several years.
She has gotten less attention recently as Mark and Nataly have been adopting dogs.
Kitty remembered me, and on the bed, she and I had an intense purr fest. She was not shy about climbing on me as I scratched her ears and neck.
Then I went to see Juliet. Juliet is my friends' cockatiel who has been alone since her husband Romeo passed away. He would sing the Andy Griffith Song to court her, and together they made many eggs-->babies that were sold to a local pet store.
I whistled Mary Had a a Little Lamb to her (I did not want to traumatize her, as Romeo was an abusive husband) and she listened and sat, in her cage, right next to my whistling.
Now I am at home. Kitty greeted me warmly, and I gave her some wet food, but I told her that I had been a trollop this evening. She is out hunting now. I am tired, but I wouldn't mind it if she climbed into bed with me purred a bit as I'm falling asleep.
If I have a purr fest with Kitty, I would set a new record. But I'm too pooped to care right now.
Merry Christmas!
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19 responses
@DaddyEvil (137145)
• United States
25 Dec 21
I believe the technical term is "sl ut"... but I might be mistaken. (I was sure your Kitty had been one of the sweet ladies you seduced but I never thought you'd stray like that on her... SMH!)
I'm glad you had a good evening, pony. I hope you sleep well and deeply and your conscience doesn't trouble you too much after your evening of debauchery. (I also hope you gently whispered "Good night." as you left the poor, traumatized ladies. 
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@DaddyEvil (137145)
• United States
25 Dec 21
@TheHorse Well, it's a standing invitation... just give us a day or two notice before you drop in, please.
Oh, nice! A flashlight like that should come in handy when the trash pandas are making too much noise on your balcony.
Pretty just told me she's going to throw together a quiche while we're waiting for the shawarma to cook. YUM!
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@Vree0937 (3879)
• Indonesia
26 Dec 21
@DaddyEvil how come you only sleep few hours? These days a bit cold here due to rain, and I always want to sleep. I did open laptop again after 7pm.
So I imagine, your weather is much more colder than mine, I will surely sleep more there 
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@DaddyEvil (137145)
• United States
25 Dec 21
Merry Christmas to you and your family. I kept waiting to see if you were going to make it today. 
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@LindaOHio (156056)
• United States
25 Dec 21
Wow, you had a busy night. I would love to see that cockatiel. I hope you, your family and fur babies have a wonderful Christmas.
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@vandana7 (98822)
• India
26 Dec 21
@LindaOHio You mean he is not in danger of getting VD...we vampires have to be careful of any type of promiscuity..
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@LindaOHio (156056)
• United States
26 Dec 21
@vandana7 They were mostly fur babies; so that's OK.
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@kaylachan (57615)
• Daytona Beach, Florida
25 Dec 21
I'm sure she'll come back to cuddle when she's ready. But, that does sound exhausting.
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@xander6464 (40872)
• Wapello, Iowa
25 Dec 21
Merry Christmas!
And Happy Birthday to Rod Serling!
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@xander6464 (40872)
• Wapello, Iowa
25 Dec 21
@TheHorse Make it a Chesterfield if you can. They were his favorite. I'm about to start my fourth pack of the day now.
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@xander6464 (40872)
• Wapello, Iowa
25 Dec 21
@TheHorse Chesterfield saves the day again!
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@TheHorse (205696)
• Walnut Creek, California
25 Dec 21
@xander6464 I know you've seen this, but I thought I'd send it anyway.
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@JimBo452020 (42629)
• United Kingdom
25 Dec 21
Two is the most I can claim in one night
But the morning after that I did liase with another lady
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@TheHorse (205696)
• Walnut Creek, California
26 Dec 21
@JimBo452020 Cats are snuggly.
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@JimBo452020 (42629)
• United Kingdom
26 Dec 21
@TheHorse
You have me.lost Mon ami
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@Cos_Ghost (31)
• Australia
26 Dec 21
When I read the title and your name, I was like "these three women must've loved the horse c**k. 
(Thankfully I read the post )
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@BarBaraPrz (45484)
• St. Catharines, Ontario
26 Dec 21
You're a good man, Charlie Horse...
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@BarBaraPrz (45484)
• St. Catharines, Ontario
26 Dec 21
@TheHorse She has her own opinion of you.
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@wolfgirl569 (95104)
• Marion, Ohio
25 Dec 21
Kitty will be back. But you deserve the ignoring after being out all night yourself
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@Kouponkaren (5487)
• United States
26 Dec 21
Sounds like you had an interesting love fest of a night. Glad you had a chance to get out and about. And I hope your kitty came back in and purred you to sleep. Hope you had a Merry Christmas!
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