I may have gotten all of my errands done for today!
By The Horse
@TheHorse (207500)
Walnut Creek, California
December 27, 2021 3:32pm CST
I am cooking up some lunch.
Here are the incredible things I was able to do today:
* Get some wine and cigs from my drug dealer.
* Call the dental surgeon to get my root canal set up.
* Leave a message with the detective working on my stolen money case.
* Get Kitty fed and loved.
* Get some toilet paper and paper towel from the $1.25 store.
* Pick up my pain meds from Kaiser.
* Talk to my insurance agent about the lady who bumped into me from the rear in a parking lot
* Make a delicious lunch that does not involve anything frozen.
* Take three glorious poops this morning. (I feel cleansed.)
I will even do my dishes and maybe take my second December shower after lunch.
Am I on a roll or what?
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21 responses
@Deepizzaguy (95400)
• Lake Charles, Louisiana
27 Dec 21
You are doing real good today.
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@FourWalls (62736)
• United States
28 Dec 21
What, is there butter on the seat of your britches? (One sure way to know you’re on a roll. 
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@FourWalls (62736)
• United States
28 Dec 21
@TheHorse — actually, a Harry Anderson-ism. He did that in his comedy act (“I’m on a roll, that’s why there’s butter on my pants”).
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@wolfgirl569 (96449)
• Marion, Ohio
28 Dec 21
One of those was not needed info 
But good thing you got the toilet paper
But good thing you got the toilet paper2 people like this
@TheHorse (207500)
• Walnut Creek, California
29 Dec 21
@wolfgirl569 Right now I'm enjoying some spaghetti and tomato sauce.
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@RasmaSandra (74146)
• Daytona Beach, Florida
27 Dec 21
You certainly are on a roll, I am trying to recover from my Christmas movie marathon and found i had more videos than I thought so my Christmas can continue rolling on,
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@RasmaSandra (74146)
• Daytona Beach, Florida
27 Dec 21
@TheHorse National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation, White Christmas with Bing Crosby, and the musical Scrooge with Albert Finney
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@TheHorse (207500)
• Walnut Creek, California
27 Dec 21
@RasmaSandra I'll take Bing.
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@GardenGerty (157907)
• United States
28 Dec 21
You're killing it today. What a businesslike end to the year.
@kaylachan (58939)
• Daytona Beach, Florida
27 Dec 21
Sounds like a productive day. Kitty loves the food and attention I am sure.
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@DocAndersen (54407)
• United States
28 Dec 21
well if you are on a roll, hopefully, it was hardtack and not yeast-based!
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@DocAndersen (54407)
• United States
28 Dec 21
@TheHorse sadly the dad jokes come from a place deep inside of me
@Kouponkaren (5495)
• United States
28 Dec 21
Wow, you sure are on a roll. You had a busy day. You have a $1.25 store? I have never heard of that. We have a Dollar Tree where everything is $1.00.
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@MarieCoyle (29500)
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28 Dec 21
The Dollar Tree here is not just everything $1.00 A while back the Dollar Tree stores announced on the news that they would have items more than $1.00 In truth, most of our items are now $1.25 there. Very few items are only $1.00, so if yours still is, I'm kind of surprised. I know the one by my daughter's house is just like mine.
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@xander6464 (40942)
• Wapello, Iowa
28 Dec 21
You are on a roll but what are you going to do now that you've already done everything there is to do?
@Dena91 (15934)
• United States
28 Dec 21
Your day has been full. I'd say you were on a roll and you were probably glad you got some tp from the $1.25 store. 
@LindaOHio (158645)
• United States
28 Dec 21
Wow! You've been busy. Have you checked your messages here on MyLot? I left you a PM.
