Poking fun at Donald Trump and Joe Biden? I'll start with Trump.
By The Horse
Walnut Creek, California
January 13, 2022 1:52pm CST
Joe Biden is our president right now. He's trying to raise money for the democratic party. He's an old fart, and I question some of what he's done as president. Donald Trump was president for four years, and is trying to raise money for his defense fund and perhaps for the republican party. Today, I received "spam" emails from both, so I am in a position to compare them. I'll start with Trump's email. What strikes me is that the two seem to be using different means of "persuasion," and to be appealing to people at different "intellectual" levels. I "promise" to post Biden's BS after I get back from my hike today. I do not want to be cereal poster. Here's what I got from Trump: ----- Friend, I told you I had a BIG LEAGUE announcement for you and I was NOT lying. We are SO CLOSE to OUTRAISING the dirty Democrats and CRUSHING them in fundraising, so I wanted to do a little something to put us OVER THE TOP. But, I am only cluing in my TOP supporters, like YOU, on this, so I need you to promise me that you WILL NOT share this with ANYONE. IT'S TRUMP CASH BLITZ DAY AND I'VE BEEN AUTHORIZED TO GIVE YOU A 10X-IMPACT FOR TODAY ONLY. All you have to do is donate ANY AMOUNT and you'll automatically receive a 10X-IMPACT on your gift. Please contribute $35 or more IMMEDIATELY to stand with me and claim your Trump Cash Blitz 10X-IMPACT. > Claim Your Trump Cash Blitz 10X-Impact Now CONTRIBUTE $250 = $2750 CONTRIBUTE $100 = $1100 CONTRIBUTE $50 = $550 CONTRIBUTE $35 = $385 I am ONLY doing this for my very best supporters, so please do not forward this email. My team is letting me know who claimed their offer and who didn't. Make sure you take action before it's too late. Contribute IMMEDIATELY to claim your Trump Cash Blitz 10X-IMPACT and get on the donor list. Thank you, President Donald J. Trump Signature Headshot Donald J. Trump
9 people like this
• Staten Island, New York
Sometimes it seems like Joe Biden doesn't know that he is our president because he refers to Harris as President Harris often enough. Cash Blitz Day makes me think of the casino slots for some reason. Don't these idiots ever stop with these junk emails? And by that I mean those who actually write these emails and sent them out. Trump obviously doesn't write them.
4 people like this
• United States
I was going to ask pony about Biden calling Harris President Harris... Why the heck is he doing that? (I mean, I know he acts senile, but is he putting on a show for some reason?) I don't think Trump can spell "immediately" or "contribute".
• Boise, Idaho
His cousin, Mary Trump is even emailing me on what has become nearly a daily routine. She is on the other side. I am trying very hard not to post about Trump. I know that Biden is doing all he can and I tend to agree with his ethics. Trump, on the other hand, is a putz pure and simple. I hope that at some point he gets what he deserves.
• Walnut Creek, California
I am a Moderate, leaning toward Conservative, in spite of (or because of) my decades of work helping the poor. I would like to see Trump in prison sooner than later so Republicans/Conservatives can get their act(s) together.