Poking fun at Donald Trump and Joe Biden? I'll start with Trump.

@TheHorse (146541)
Walnut Creek, California
January 13, 2022 1:52pm CST
Joe Biden is our president right now. He's trying to raise money for the democratic party. He's an old fart, and I question some of what he's done as president. Donald Trump was president for four years, and is trying to raise money for his defense fund and perhaps for the republican party. Today, I received "spam" emails from both, so I am in a position to compare them. I'll start with Trump's email. What strikes me is that the two seem to be using different means of "persuasion," and to be appealing to people at different "intellectual" levels. I "promise" to post Biden's BS after I get back from my hike today. I do not want to be cereal poster. Here's what I got from Trump: ----- Friend, I told you I had a BIG LEAGUE announcement for you and I was NOT lying. We are SO CLOSE to OUTRAISING the dirty Democrats and CRUSHING them in fundraising, so I wanted to do a little something to put us OVER THE TOP. But, I am only cluing in my TOP supporters, like YOU, on this, so I need you to promise me that you WILL NOT share this with ANYONE. IT'S TRUMP CASH BLITZ DAY AND I'VE BEEN AUTHORIZED TO GIVE YOU A 10X-IMPACT FOR TODAY ONLY. All you have to do is donate ANY AMOUNT and you'll automatically receive a 10X-IMPACT on your gift. Please contribute $35 or more IMMEDIATELY to stand with me and claim your Trump Cash Blitz 10X-IMPACT. > Claim Your Trump Cash Blitz 10X-Impact Now CONTRIBUTE $250 = $2750 CONTRIBUTE $100 = $1100 CONTRIBUTE $50 = $550 CONTRIBUTE $35 = $385 I am ONLY doing this for my very best supporters, so please do not forward this email. My team is letting me know who claimed their offer and who didn't. Make sure you take action before it's too late. Contribute IMMEDIATELY to claim your Trump Cash Blitz 10X-IMPACT and get on the donor list. Thank you, President Donald J. Trump Signature Headshot Donald J. Trump
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@lovebuglena (36854)
• Staten Island, New York
13 Jan
Sometimes it seems like Joe Biden doesn't know that he is our president because he refers to Harris as President Harris often enough. Cash Blitz Day makes me think of the casino slots for some reason. Don't these idiots ever stop with these junk emails? And by that I mean those who actually write these emails and sent them out. Trump obviously doesn't write them.
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@DaddyEvil (68564)
• United States
13 Jan
I was going to ask pony about Biden calling Harris President Harris... Why the heck is he doing that? (I mean, I know he acts senile, but is he putting on a show for some reason?) I don't think Trump can spell "immediately" or "contribute".
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@lovebuglena (36854)
• Staten Island, New York
13 Jan
@DaddyEvil When he calls her President Harris he doesn't even correct himself. And it's happened many times. At times it seems like he is sort of "acting" as president rather than actually being one.
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@DaddyEvil (68564)
• United States
13 Jan
@lovebuglena I think he does that because he no longer realizes his "handler" isn't really the President. He's a figurehead and that's it. Kamala is, in effect, really the US President. Which is fine with me.
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@Aquitaine24 (9989)
• San Jose, California
13 Jan
That’s really from Trump?
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@Namelesss (3374)
• United States
14 Jan
Of course not or Biden either. It's scammers just trying to cash in on another big idea. What losers.
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• San Jose, California
14 Jan
@Namelesss Some people think this is real I think?
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@TheHorse (146541)
• Walnut Creek, California
14 Jan
It's from his lackeys. He just needs money right now.
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@RasmaSandra (50748)
• Daytona Beach, Florida
14 Jan
SIGH they should take away all of Trump's money and make him live in total poverty but I guess even that would not teach him anything he would be like an old mule still angry and kicking
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@TheHorse (146541)
• Walnut Creek, California
15 Jan
No, he will go to his grave kicking and screaming. The toddlers I work with are more mature and less tantrum-prone than he is.
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15 Jan
@TheHorse He literally makes me sick. I can't help it.
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@TheHorse (146541)
• Walnut Creek, California
15 Jan
@MarieCoyle He is one of the most evil humans in recent history. But I am glad I read his niece's book. It helped me understand.
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@RubyHawk (50088)
• Atlanta, Georgia
13 Jan
Trump will never get a penny of my money.
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@TheHorse (146541)
• Walnut Creek, California
14 Jan
Of course not. Mine neither. But it IS interesting and informative to see how Republicans and Democrats try to appeal to their...whatever they're called.
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@RubyHawk (50088)
• Atlanta, Georgia
14 Jan
@TheHorse It is. I delete them all.
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@TheHorse (146541)
• Walnut Creek, California
15 Jan
@RubyHawk I don't want to be cynical. But I am. Trump's BS appeals to a "lower brow" segment of our society. What does that mean?
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@jstory07 (114487)
• Roseburg, Oregon
13 Jan
I am not giving my money to either one of them. I can use it more.
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@TheHorse (146541)
• Walnut Creek, California
14 Jan
I just had some Lipton chicken noodle soup with leeks and hot peppers added. It was DELICIOUS! I'd say my $1.08 was better spent than it could have been on a political candidate.
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@xander6464 (31103)
• Wapello, Iowa
13 Jan
#TRUMP2024 You should feel honored for being given the opportunity to give him money.
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@TheHorse (146541)
• Walnut Creek, California
14 Jan
You are right. I will send you the recipe for the post-hike soup I made tonight. It was awesome. You can pass it on to Donny, and we will make millions for his defense fund.
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@xander6464 (31103)
• Wapello, Iowa
14 Jan
@TheHorse What's in it?
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@TheHorse (146541)
• Walnut Creek, California
15 Jan
@xander6464 The soup? I forget. It's tomorrow now.
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@wolfgirl569 (48255)
• Marion, Ohio
14 Jan
He needs you
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@TheHorse (146541)
• Walnut Creek, California
14 Jan
I know I'm a jerk, but when Trump is finally indicted, I hope he burns millions of his daddy's dollars defending himself. Does that make me...a...bad man?
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@wolfgirl569 (48255)
• Marion, Ohio
14 Jan
@TheHorse I think it makes you normal. Except I think he has already run through a lot of that money.
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@TheHorse (146541)
• Walnut Creek, California
15 Jan
@wolfgirl569 I wonder about that. He's selling off some of his assets. It would be hilarious to see him "broke."
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@celticeagle (126978)
• Boise, Idaho
13 Jan
His cousin, Mary Trump is even emailing me on what has become nearly a daily routine. She is on the other side. I am trying very hard not to post about Trump. I know that Biden is doing all he can and I tend to agree with his ethics. Trump, on the other hand, is a putz pure and simple. I hope that at some point he gets what he deserves.
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@TheHorse (146541)
• Walnut Creek, California
14 Jan
I am a Moderate, leaning toward Conservative, in spite of (or because of) my decades of work helping the poor. I would like to see Trump in prison sooner than later so Republicans/Conservatives can get their act(s) together.
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@celticeagle (126978)
• Boise, Idaho
14 Jan
@TheHorse .......Would be nice to get him behind bars. Really need the Republicans to get their act together.
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@TheHorse (146541)
• Walnut Creek, California
15 Jan
@celticeagle Why is it so hard for them to do so? I think some Democrat stuff (e.g, Defund the Police) is silly. Where are the common sense Republicans?
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@LindaOHio (82421)
• United States
14 Jan
Dirty Democrats? You actually don't even know for sure that these aren't scammers. The money could be going to an individual trying to get $$$.
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@TheHorse (146541)
• Walnut Creek, California
15 Jan
No. These are PACs.
@LindaOHio (82421)
• United States
15 Jan
@TheHorse Political Action Committees?
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@TheHorse (146541)
• Walnut Creek, California
15 Jan
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