One of Scar’s Assistants is Enslaving Me
By Four Walls
@FourWalls (74495)
United States
August 13, 2023 6:55pm CST
We all know that Scar has this plan to take over the world. He has many assistants out there, helping him in his nefarious plan.
One of his assistants showed up in my neighborhood, and is now in the process of enslaving me.
This is Rebel. It’s a stray (has a clipped ear, indicative of being trapped and fixed by the local humane society) gray cat, friendly as all get-out. That’s how they work, y’know: they cozy up to you, getting on your “good side,” before they unleash their evil eye on you.
That’s okay with me.
It meows a lot, and loves to be petted. I even hung a piece of string on my deck so it can play.
And, of course, it’s a food snob. Everything I have, it doesn’t like. Typical cat.
But isn’t it cute!!!!!! 
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14 responses
@FourWalls (74495)
• United States
14 Aug 23
I understand completely. I know my place in the world.
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@jstory07 (143868)
• Roseburg, Oregon
14 Aug 23
@FourWalls Have you named the pretty cat yet?
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@FourWalls (74495)
• United States
14 Aug 23
@jstory07 — Rebel, because of the gray coat. 
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@AmbiePam (97999)
• United States
14 Aug 23
@FourWalls That’s a good idea, and I am glad you care like you do. It really isn’t right for an animal lover to be allergic to something so precious and sweet.
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@FourWalls (74495)
• United States
14 Aug 23
@AmbiePam — oh, well. Now if I can just keep it away from the back fence, where the birds and squirrels eat….
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@FourWalls (74495)
• United States
14 Aug 23
Free to come and go, with plenty of food and water here anytime it needs it. (I’m horribly allergic to cats.)
I’m going to ask my brother about building a little shelter for it under the deck for the winter.
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@BarBaraPrz (49573)
• St. Catharines, Ontario
14 Aug 23
Looks like a youngun... And you know kids don't wanna eat their veggies. Try some tuna.
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@FourWalls (74495)
• United States
14 Aug 23
Oh, she’s going to town on the can of Nine Lives I put out. Bratty cat.
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@FourWalls (74495)
• United States
14 Aug 23
All the better to hypnotize me with!
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@LadyDuck (473958)
• Switzerland
14 Aug 23
Rebel is cute, I know she would easily enslave me, I cannot resist cats.
Scar has an assistant here, the cat of my neighbors. When he wants a treat he meows in front of my window until I go down and "serve him".
She is too cute, I wonder why cats never like what we offer to them.
She is too cute, I wonder why cats never like what we offer to them.2 people like this
@FourWalls (74495)
• United States
14 Aug 23
Because they’re cats and we know we’ll keep shoving stuff at them to see what they like. Brats. 
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@LadyDuck (473958)
• Switzerland
14 Aug 23
@FourWalls And the cat of the neighbors did not want food, he wanted that I pour water from a bottle so he could drink while I was pouring.
And the cat of the neighbors did not want food, he wanted that I pour water from a bottle so he could drink while I was pouring.2 people like this
@DaddyEvil (147670)
• United States
14 Aug 23
He didn't even have to work very hard to enslave you! OMG! The whole planet is doomed! 
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@FourWalls (74495)
• United States
14 Aug 23
Like the song that I know you don’t know says, “just one look, that’s all it took.” 
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Okay... 
@GardenGerty (163406)
• United States
14 Aug 23
Will you train Rebel to ride in the car and take wonderful vacations with you?
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@FourWalls (74495)
• United States
15 Aug 23
LOL, I wish. Unfortunately, I have a terrible cat allergy. I have to run in and scrub my hands after petting her.
@FourWalls (74495)
• United States
14 Aug 23
I’m a troublemaker, so we’re a set.
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@FourWalls (74495)
• United States
14 Aug 23
“Will”? He already HAS gotten me trained!
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@wolfgirl569 (115782)
• Marion, Ohio
14 Aug 23
@FourWalls He is not in the house yet
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@RasmaSandra (84752)
• Daytona Beach, Florida
15 Aug 23
Rebel is just adorable. SIGH you are in big trouble. You know its great to have a cat around just that what to do when you start wandering again, Those green eyes really get to me,
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@FourWalls (74495)
• United States
15 Aug 23
I think that’s on page 27 of the Cat Domination Manual: “Have great eyes to lure your human victim in.”
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@FourWalls (74495)
• United States
14 Aug 23
I’ve never been helpful for “our side.” I see a squirrel running up the driveway and I stop the car, get out, and get it a peanut.
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Thanks!@JudyEv (352854)
• Rockingham, Australia
15 Aug 23
@FourWalls Oh well, we need a few more of 'your sort' in the world. 
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@FourWalls (74495)
• United States
14 Aug 23
Isn’t he/she/it gorgeous?! I’m thinking it’s a female, but I don’t know.
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@spiderdust (14756)
• San Jose, California
14 Aug 23
@FourWalls It's a lovely coat color, that's for sure. It makes Rebel a quite fitting name.
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@LindaOHio (188216)
• United States
14 Aug 23
That's a beautiful cat. Don't get all caught up in it. You have travelin' to do! Enjoy the new week.
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@FourWalls (74495)
• United States
14 Aug 23
Like the song says, the cat came back. I was gone for two weeks.
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@Starmaiden (9310)
• Canada
14 Aug 23
Rebel looks like a Simba. So cute...and cuddly too I bet.
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@FourWalls (74495)
• United States
14 Aug 23
After all the rain we had this morning she was bone dry. She can’t fool me.
