Why, That Little...

@porwest (112876)
United States
August 3, 2024 8:50am CST
When it comes to food, our cat Cal is the one you have to literally watch like a hawk. Last night we made a meatloaf for dinner, and we knew Cal was eyeballing it on the counter while we ate. "Don't even think of it," we told him, sternly. When it comes to cats you always like to tell yourself the message is received. But of course, they're cats. They don't receive messages. They deliver ultimatums and demands. We hadn't put the meatloaf away yet and my wife was dozing off in her chair. I suddenly saw Cal come around the corner, plop down on the living room rug and began licking his chops and cleaning his paws. "Wait a minute," I said and got up to inspect the meatloaf. Yep. He'd gotten into it. Why, that little... Tonight's meal will be Chinese. Ahem.
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@NJChicaa (127140)
• United States
3 Aug 24
I had a cat who would steal food from the counter while my ex and I were in the same room eating dinner. He'd also go through the garbage when we were at work. I'd get home and find like a pork chop bone in the bedroom.
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@TheHorse (238306)
• Walnut Creek, California
3 Aug 24
Not in your bed, I hope.
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@NJChicaa (127140)
• United States
3 Aug 24
@TheHorse ha no on the floor next to it
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@porwest (112876)
• United States
3 Aug 24
Luckily the cats can't get into the garbage. We have one of those with the closed lid and foot pedal. I'd kill him if he did. lol
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@TheHorse (238306)
• Walnut Creek, California
3 Aug 24
With a special "added spice" bowl for Cal?
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@TheHorse (238306)
• Walnut Creek, California
3 Aug 24
@porwest Ah, THAT kind of Chinese.
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@porwest (112876)
• United States
3 Aug 24
@TheHorse Yes. Indeed. THAT kind. lol
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@porwest (112876)
• United States
3 Aug 24
Cal will be the main course, of course. lol He doesn't know it yet, though. But I am sharpening the knives as we speak. lol
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@rebelann (117233)
• El Paso, Texas
3 Aug 24
Yeah, cats don't like to follow rules and when you try to get them off a counter or something they attack, blasted felines
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@porwest (112876)
• United States
3 Aug 24
Cats and rules go together like gasoline and open flames. lol
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@JudyEv (382104)
• Rockingham, Australia
4 Aug 24
Naughty Cal but you can't really blame him. You shouldn't have left it out, should you?
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@porwest (112876)
• United States
4 Aug 24
I think that was the message he successfully conveyed. lol
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@Dena91 (17039)
• United States
3 Aug 24
Cal said you didn't put it away, so it is fair game
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@porwest (112876)
• United States
3 Aug
I guess fair is fair, right? He told us. lol
@LindaOHio (222417)
• United States
4 Aug 24
Cats definitely rule the roost. Have a good day.
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@porwest (112876)
• United States
3 Aug
Without a doubt, they are the boss, and this little sh*t enjoyed some meatloaf. Vagabonds. lol
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