The Score is Bison 1 - Human 0
By LooeyVille
@LooeyVille (48)
United States
May 9, 2025 8:42am CST
People are stupid. But you already know that, right?
Take the story of the Florida man who was gored by a Bison in Yellowstone National Park on Wednesday. He got too close. Duh! They're wild animals, not pets.
Bison can weight 1,000 to 2,000 pounds and there are between 3500 and 6000 bison in Yellowstone.
Over the years, 25 people have been by injured by Bison at Yellowstone, including two that died.
It's unfathomable that the Park Rangers have to warn visitors to stay more than 25 yards away from bison and other large animals and at least 100 yards from bears or wolves. Wouldn't common sense tell you that?
10 people like this
10 responses
@FourWalls (74465)
• United States
9 May
“Don’t pet the fluffy cows.” Listen, I was in a car and scared of what they might be able to do to the automobile if they decided they didn’t like my car in their national park. 

2 people like this
@Marilynda1225 (84614)
• United States
9 May
As Forest Gump said "stupid is as stupid does".
It boggles my mind how little common sense some people have these days.
2 people like this
@BACONSTRIPSXXX (14976)
• Torrington, Connecticut
9 May
The moment I read "Florida Man" I knew right away lol
1 person likes this
@LindaOHio (188136)
• United States
14h
Bison are such COOL animals; and I'm glad they've recovered somewhat from the slaughter of past decades. We've seen bison up close; but they were on the other side of a fence. I would NEVER approach one in the wild. I"m sorry the man was gored but.....
1 person likes this
@Dreamerby (7992)
• Calcutta, India
9 May
Its really sad when humans (supposed to be the intellectual species) lose their lives because of their preposterous stupidity.
1 person likes this
