Tuck and Roll Time

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Well, as short-lived bachelor times always do when you are married, the wife will be home later today, and all will come to an end and life will return to normal. But that means unbacheloring the house, of course. Not that I am necessarily a slob or anything, but when there's no one around to help direct traffic and light fires in heinies, things aren't necessarily acceptable to certain "standards," which, through the years, have been made more than abundantly clear to me. That means it is "tuck and roll time." I'll be flitting about the house like a madman in flames for at least the next hour or so. Wish me luck.