Why the @!&%# Aren't These Cooking?

@porwest (100904)
United States
June 13, 2025 6:22am CST
Last night was the first night in the last few nights where I had a "real meal," after the wife had been gone for a few days gambling in Oak Grove, Kentucky with her cousin Lorie, and I was mainly engaged in a little bachelor time. I decided to throw some chicken thighs on the grill with some barbecue sauce, and plopped a couple of potatoes on wrapped in tin foil as well. When it comes to certain foods, I generally cook "to temperature," and so at one point it looked like the thighs were becoming done, I went out and checked the temperature and they were really low even though they'd been cooking for a while. I checked a couple more times but the temperature wasn't getting anywhere near where they needed to be. What the literal !@%&*? What's going on? Finally it dawned on me. Somehow I had changed my thermometer to Celsius. Ugh. Luckily, I realized my error before cooking my chicken to the desired 165 degrees which would have turned out to be 329 degrees in Fahrenheit. I'd have had briquettes.
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@lovebuglena (46748)
• Staten Island, New York
13 Jun
Look on the bright side. At least you didn’t forget to turn on the grill. That would have been worse probably.
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@lovebuglena (46748)
• Staten Island, New York
14h
@porwest Hahaha. Imagine you’re standing there for a while and your chicken isn’t cooking and you can’t figure out why. And turns out your grill isn’t on.
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@lovebuglena (46748)
• Staten Island, New York
2h
@porwest Men have bikini underwear? Why didn’t you ask your wife to help?
@porwest (100904)
• United States
3h
@lovebuglena I have done some pretty silly things in my time, I must admit. Like brewing a pot of hot water after forgetting to put the grounds in the basket. Or the time I bought some bikini underwear and couldn't figure out what went where and wound up putting my waist and left leg through the legs and my right leg through the waist. Things kept falling out and I couldn't figure out why until it dawned on me I had my underwear on wrong. I threw those out. They were just too confusing. lol
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@LadyDuck (476353)
• Italy
13 Jun
Good that you found out the reason why they were not cooking.
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@porwest (100904)
• United States
14 Jun
It was baffling me terribly in the meantime. Ugh. Some days I have to wonder. lol
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@LadyDuck (476353)
• Italy
14 Jun
@porwest - It happens, this morning I was wandering why the coffee machine was not brewing, the plug was not in.
@JudyEv (355950)
• Rockingham, Australia
13 Jun
Lucky you spotted your error!
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@porwest (100904)
• United States
13 Jun
In the meantime, I felt like a complete idiot. lol
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@LindaOHio (191210)
• United States
23h
I'm glad you figured it out early enough!!!
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@porwest (100904)
• United States
2h
Yeah, otherwise this meal would have turned into an utter disaster. lol
@BabeSays (8716)
• Mauritius
14 Jun
That would have made me so mad. You are lucky you found out what was wrong.
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