After your sixth beer, maybe order a pizza
By Judy Evans
@JudyEv (357178)
Rockingham, Australia
June 30, 2025 7:20pm CST
It’s time for another funny sign and this is one which we saw recently.
Vince does almost all our cooking and he is not a big fan of barbecuing saying it’s been the ruination of many a good piece of meat. He will mostly cook marinated chicken or pork in foil parcels if we go to a barbecue. I know it’s a popular way to cook in America.
In Australia, it’s almost always the men who do the barbecuing and there is usually alcohol involved. According to the sign, if you have time to drink one beer, the meat should be rare; two beers, the meat will be medium, etc. But if six beers are drunk, then it would probably be best to order in a pizza. This seems pretty good advice to me.
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12 responses
@DaddyEvil (152087)
• United States
13h
I gave away a propane grill and a charcoal grill... I always burned myself, no matter how careful I was working around them... It's easier to just put whatever meat into a foil pan, pour barbecue sauce over it and put it into a timed oven and it tastes delicious.
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@DaddyEvil (152087)
• United States
7h
@JudyEv I really like barbecued foods, as long as I don't have to cook it.
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@Traceyjayne (2603)
• United Kingdom
1h
@xFiacre oh dear, sad to hear that people think we all like our meat burnt to a crisp in England ....that's not the case.
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@BACONSTRIPSXXX (15289)
• Torrington, Connecticut
4h
Jejejej another great sign! Love it
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@Traceyjayne (2603)
• United Kingdom
1h
It's the men who cook on the bbq in the UK too.
I love the sign and it does sound about right to me too.
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@JudyEv (357178)
• Rockingham, Australia
4m
There are jokes about the women getting everything ready, doing all the salads etc and the men just doing the actual cooking.
@LooeyVille (50)
• United States
2h
Hubby says he used to determine doneness of bbq that way.
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