Oh, that ONE single fly!

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We've all heard the saying ''the fly on the wall'' which means listening or observing someone without being noticed. But this is not what I mean, even though the fly IS actually on the wall some of the time--it's a real fly. For the record, I hate flies with a passion. I don't want them in my home at all. They are gross and filthy little creatures, they eat anything and everything, and of course (sorry) they swarm animal/creature/pet poop and eat it. The idea of something doing this and then making its way into my home uninvited is not something I can handle. If a fly comes in here, it's going to die--just as soon as I can swat it, it's gone. We had a fly get in last night. It didn't live long and it was dead and in the trash. We have had another fly get in today, and this is the fastest fly I have ever seen! It's like it's on speed or something...I see it, chase it, and it's gone--I can't find it anywhere. I have chased it off and on for several hours and it eludes me every time. There is no trash lying around, no animal feces outside or inside, nothing I can see that attracts flies. It's like this every July. It's hot outside, I guess they want inside to cool off? How daring! Did you know that flies carry more diseases and germs than cockroaches? Yep. He/she is an uninvited guest. He will die tonight before I go to sleep.