The world has too many weirdos in it.

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Is the world spawning an increased amount of weirdos or did I just never notice them before? Yesterday, in this quiet suburb in Manchester where I currently am, a terrible kerfuffle erupted while I was waiting for a tram. A man in his late 20s started to berate a woman most violently and at full volume. He accused the woman of having had carnal knowledge of his father although that’s not how he expressed it. He walked up and down the platform squealing about this and terrifying everyone. The woman retorted, at full volume, that neither her accuser nor his father was suitable equipped to have pleasured her, and this continued a while. The tram arrived and we boarded it. The man also tried to get on but got caught in the doors then fell out of the tram and the tram departed. When we returned four hours later we saw the same man and woman lying asleep in each other’s arms on the grass in the sunshine, and judging by the state of their rearranged attire the woman had discovered that the man was indeed suitably equipped for a bit of rumpy pumpy and all was well again. Weirdos.