About my Charlie

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He is a 6 year old orange tabby cat. I must have been out at the former usual hangout with a friend when the bartender asked me if I wanted a cat. Me--being me--couldn't say no. I already had a cat and a parrot here at the apartment so I couldn't technically have another pet. So of course I said yes. Charlie was 8 months old when I took him in. He was already neutered, vaccinated, microchipped, etc. He is a big boy. He isn't fat at all. I feed my cats a premium high-protein and grain-free food. He just has a big frame. He is an escape artist as if he gets tortured here. He is like a ninja. I have to always look to see where he is when I open up the door. Sometimes he just sits and sometimes he bolts out as if he is about to be killed. I'm on the 3rd floor so he bolts down to the bottom. He doesn't know where he is going but I'll tell you he gets there really fast. He just hides in the bushes. That's always fun to try to extract him from. I'm lucky he hasn't ventured into the parking lot or the woods thus far. Charlie is extremely friendly. He is always out and wanting to be pet by me and by visitors. He LOVES the cleaning lady. She is his girlfriend. He can always be counted on to greet visitors and is often obnoxious when he is wanting attention. I call him my "transgender cat" which MAGA bigots will think is some terrible thing. After like 2 years with me he blocked which means he had urinary crystals that wouldn't allow him to pee. He tried and tried and then I was like "here we go to the ER vet". They unblocked him and kept him on pain meds and fluids for 3 days. They discharged him without seeing if he could pee on his own. ($3000) Next morning. . . blocked. I had to take him to a different ER hospital and they said "he's blocked". I was like "no $hit". The vet said that it would keep happening so suggested a PU surgery (perineal urethtrostomy) which I agreed to. They removed his penis and basically gave him a vagina so he would have a larger opening for crystals to go through. That was another $3000. Charlie urinates inappropriately. When he first came here it was in the bathroom sink. It has gotten worse since his surgery. Half of the time he pees on the tile in the bathroom or by the door. I'd rather he does that than pee on carpet or my bed. I still have to keep up with cleaning the carpet. He is petrified of actual vacuums. I can run the Roomba all day long and he doesn't care but when the cleaning lady busts out the vacuum he is OUT. He will hide in a cabinet, under the comforter, on top of the laundry machine, etc. Charlie is funny because he doesn't want to be given treats. He wants to CHASE them! He won't just eat one he is given. You have to throw it down the hall. Nut. He isn't into human food. He is also a wimp. My other cat Adso is a bully and smaller than him but he submits to his crap. He could destroy Adso but doesn't. I come home to tufts of Charlie's fur everywhere. Not sure what his issue is. He's much larger than Adso. If something happens to me he will be the most difficult cat to rehome due to the peeing issues. But he is my $6000 cat so I hope that someone finds a good place for him.