Complaints to travel agents.
By Gary Marsh
@garymarsh6 (23747)
United Kingdom
July 29, 2025 3:43am CST
As if the complaints to councils were bad enough spare a thought for these poor travel agents. Honestly some people should not be in possession of a passport.
Complaints:
A tourist at a top African game lodge overlooking a waterhole, who spotted a visibly aroused elephant, complained that the sight of this rampant beast ruined his honeymoon by making him feel "inadequate".
A woman threatened to call police after claiming that she’d been locked in by staff. When in fact, she had mistaken the “do not disturb” sign on the back of the door as a warning to remain in the room.
"The beach was too sandy."
A guest at a Novotel in Australia complained his soup was too thick and strong. He was inadvertently slurping the gravy at the time.
"Topless sunbathing on the beach should be banned. The holiday was ruined as my husband spent all day looking at other women."
"We bought 'Ray-Ban' sunglasses for five euros (£4.50/US$6.50) from a street trader, only to find out they were fake."
"No-one told us there would be fish in the sea. The children were startled."
"It took us nine hours to fly home from Jamaica to England it only took the Americans three hours to get home."
"My fiancé and I booked a twin-bedded room but we were placed in a double-bedded room. We now hold you responsible for the fact that I find myself pregnant. This would not have happened if you had put us in the room that we booked."
"I compared the size of our one-bedroom apartment to our friends' three-bedroom apartment and ours was significantly smaller."
"The brochure stated: 'No hairdressers at the accommodation'. We're trainee hairdressers - will we be OK staying here?"
"There are too many Spanish people. The receptionist speaks Spanish. The food is Spanish. Too many foreigners."
"We found the sand was not like the sand in the brochure. Your brochure shows the sand as yellow but it was white."
"We had to queue outside with no air conditioning."
"It is your duty as a tour operator to advise us of noisy or unruly guests before we travel."
"I was bitten by a mosquito - no-one said they could bite."
"I think it should be explained in the brochure that the local store does not sell proper biscuits like custard creams or ginger nuts."
"It's lazy of the local shopkeepers to close in the afternoons. I often needed to buy things during 'siesta' time - this should be banned."
"On my holiday to Goa in India, I was disgusted to find that almost every restaurant served curry. I don't like spicy food at all."
"We booked an excursion to a water park but no-one told us we had to bring our swimming costumes and towels."
“We went on holiday to Spain and had a problem with the taxi drivers as they were all Spanish.”
“The beach was too sandy. We had to clean everything when we returned to our room.”
“Although the brochure said that there was a fully equipped kitchen, there was no egg-slicer in the drawers.”
“The roads were uneven and bumpy, so we could not read the local guide book during the bus ride to the resort. Because of this, we were unaware of many things that would have made our holiday more fun.”
Do you think this type of person deserves to be thrust on host countries.
I have a personal one.
Arriving at a hotel in the middle of the night we just collected the key to our room & headed off to bed. In the morning l went to reception to pay for the safe. A fellow Brit asked if l had just arrived I told him yes. He said its a disgusting hotel we have only had sausages once in two weeks we are going home today thank god.
It wasn't a disgusting hotel at all it was great & we had a super holiday. Why not immerse yourself in local culture trying lovely local dishes. Why would you want to eat foods you eat at home? You might as well stay home & eat sausages until they come out of your ears!
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15 responses
@DaddyEvil (155771)
• United States
29 Jul
The first complaint on your list was my favorite... but the rest were funny, too. 
And, I agree, foreign foods are part of the fun. 



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@DaddyEvil (155771)
• United States
29 Jul
@garymarsh6 We get crazy tourists here. too.
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@garymarsh6 (23747)
• United Kingdom
29 Jul
Poor man left feeling inadequate. What a silly trivial complaint. I think the complaints about the locals only speaking Spanish or only serving Spanish food are hilarious. I don't think this is exclusively just in the realm of Brits I have seen appalling disrespectful behaviour of other nationalities too ignoring local customs or just acting like morons. I wish they stayed at home.
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@allknowing (150900)
• India
30 Jul
Hats off to you tha tyou had the patience to put all these complaints dow, here
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@garymarsh6 (23747)
• United Kingdom
31 Jul
@allknowing I question their intelligence!

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@snowy22315 (193900)
• United States
29 Jul


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@garymarsh6 (23747)
• United Kingdom
29 Jul
Yes poor devils & usually trivial complaints such as the bedding was blue but in the pictures in your brochure it was yellow!!!!





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@garymarsh6 (23747)
• United Kingdom
29 Jul
@snowy22315 Oh yes there are definitely some crazy people around & sadly they reproduce! 

@cherigucchi (15735)
• Philippines
29 Jul
Some times its really a bad service or there are just customers who are not easy to please
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@garymarsh6 (23747)
• United Kingdom
29 Jul
No not bad service just idiots who should not be allowed to travel abroad!
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@xFiacre (14038)
• Ireland
29 Jul
@garymarsh6 I’m sure the wife of the man complaining about the size of the elephant’s willie was mightily pleased that her husband didn’t measure up. All these complaints I can believe after having stood in many an airport queue with expert complainers. I heard an airhead with six inch finger nails ask at the door as she boarded “Where should I sit?” The flight attendant (is that what we have to call them now?) looked at her boarding card and told her she was in row 17. “Where’s that?” She asked, turning round and round, banging people’s heads with her bags. Attendant tried explaining numbering system, as in row 1, then row two … but eventually took her to row 17 and told her to sit, put on her belt and stay seated.
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@xFiacre (14038)
• Ireland
29 Jul
@garymarsh6 That’s my kind of flight attendant. I saw one deal quite effectively with a woman who refused to use the child seat belt for the two year old on her lap. The woman insisted that the child didn’t like being restrained (a story in itself). She got quite stroppy about it and kept refusing so the attendant said firmly and loudly “This is a mandatory safety issue Madame if you don’t use the belt right now the pilot will call the airport police, they will arrest you and you will be billed for the plane missing its take off slot”. The belt went on. The kid didn’t have any problem with it.
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@garymarsh6 (23747)
• United Kingdom
29 Jul
@xFiacre I'd remind her who the parent was supposed to be. Comply with regulations or off load her with her little brat! I bet the seat belt is on without any protests from the child!
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@garymarsh6 (23747)
• United Kingdom
29 Jul
My daughter was cabin crew for BA & some of the stories she told me you could not make it up. A lot of entitled people saying do you know who I am. The little sod got on the PA and asked Ladies & Gentleman the passenger in seat 4A has forgotten who he is. If you know this gentleman could you let a member of the cabin crew know! She said he never uttered a word for the rest of the flight. Yet she has the cheek to tell me my tolerence level is Zero.


@Deepizzaguy (112646)
• Lake Charles, Louisiana
30 Jul
You have a good point that we should eat food that we like at home and learn to adjust to the customs of the town that we visit and enjoy.
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@GardenGerty (165177)
• United States
29 Jul
Your samplings are almost as bad as American tourists I have heard about. I hope to never be that ignorant.
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@garymarsh6 (23747)
• United Kingdom
30 Jul
When we did a World Cruise in 2023 after passing the International date line going to bed on Thursday night & waking up in the morning on Saturday there was a long queue at the pursers desk complaining they had lost a day & demanded a refund for that day.
It was really frustrating to the staff trying to explain that by passing through 24 time zones they do not lose a day at all. It was only Americans in the queue! 

@garymarsh6 (23747)
• United Kingdom
29 Jul
Bordering on the ridiculous! The sand was not yellow it was white! 





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@BarBaraPrz (50139)
• St. Catharines, Ontario
29 Jul
Yes, some people should never be let out of their safe little boxes.
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@LadyDuck (480720)
• Italy
29 Jul
The beach was too sandy made me laugh, what that person suppose a beach should be? So the hotel was disgusting because of no sausages. I remember the Italians we met at the New York airport who told us they were happy to come home because they missed spaghetti. I asked for how long they were in the US, one week!



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@garymarsh6 (23747)
• United Kingdom
29 Jul
Yes we met an Italian couple in Japan they said the same thing to me! 

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@LadyDuck (480720)
• Italy
29 Jul
@garymarsh6 - I think it's so ridiculous. I go for weeks without making spaghetti, it's true that we are not southerns! 

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@garymarsh6 (23747)
• United Kingdom
29 Jul
It is silly you travel to broaden your mind but some of these idiots just want burgers drink excessively & spoil it for others.
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@JudyEv (359951)
• Rockingham, Australia
30 Jul
@garymarsh6 So true. Why travel at all if you want everything as it is at home?
@Traceyjayne (3870)
• United Kingdom
29 Jul
Oh I do love these ….you just can’t work out the way some people think can you !
I honestly don’t think that some folk should be allowed to breed let alone travel !
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