Putting Bologna Back on the List

@porwest (107631)
United States
August 2, 2025 8:04pm CST
Now, I will say this. Bologna is not everyone's cup of tea. But I remember as a kid, this being one of my favorite sandwiches. And in my early adult years there was a way to eat it that might turn your stomach, so tread lightly through this post. It was a bologna sandwich with Miracle Whip, cheese, onions, sliced pickles and...bologna. Almost kinda like a shrunken down, poor man's Dagwood from the famous Dagwood Bumstead cartoons by cartoonist Chic Young. Man, I tell you. It's definitely probably a heart attack between two slices of bread, but I can't tell you how much I enjoyed these. It has been a long time since I have had one of these, and it's been a long time since I have even had bologna in the house. But it's going back on the list, and one of these sandwiches sure in the hell is too. I'm actually looking quite forward to it. Is there a way you like to eat bologna, and when it comes to a bologna sandwich, what's your favorite way to eat one?
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• United States
3 Aug
I prefer beef bologna. I do not want to watch how it's made. I like a toasted bologna with summer sausage, cheddar cheese, lettuce, Miracle Whip, yellow mustard on an onion bun. I prefer one sandwich with 2x meat and cheese over 2 sandwiches. One winter, my family drove from Minneapolis to Danbury, Wisconsin to check on the cabin. There had been heavy snowfalls and what was supposed to be a quick turnaround trip, turned into hours of snow removal and clearing of fallen branches. We weren't able to drive up the driveway because the snow made it impassable. While my Dad and the rest of us kids were clearing the roof of the cabin and digging out, Mom drove into town for food. The shelves were nearly empty because the locals had stripped them clean before the storm. She returned with bread, bologna and mustard. She got a 12 pack of Shasta cola and some Oreos. That was the best sandwich that I've ever had. We built a fire and dug out the picnic table and had lunch. It may sound stupid to some, but that bologna sandwich is a big part of one of my fondest memories. I had a toasted sandwich like I mentioned just a few days ago.
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@Fleura (32620)
• United Kingdom
3 Aug
Events like that really stick in your mind! I remember a holiday in southern France with a group of friends. One day we returned from an outing planning to buy supplies for dinner on the way home. We hadn't realised that in France the shops didn't open on Sundays, so there was really nowhere to buy anything, and all we had in the cupboard was some rice. We managed to find a petrol station that was open and had a few groceries so we bought some chicken, then on the way back I noticed a hillside we were driving past was covered in juniper bushes and wild thyme. I jumped out and gathered some thyme and then pan-fried the chicken with butter and thyme and ate it with rice, it was absolutely delicious and I still remember it!
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@porwest (107631)
• United States
3 Aug
I have to say, having worked in a past life for many years in the food industry, most people don't want to know how anything is made. Trust me on that one. lol. Not only that, but I worked in pest control, and I can say this, it's a 5-star restaurant, but take a walk back into the kitchen and you will be horrified. No. Really. The 5-star restaurants I did pest control for had some of the worst kitchens I have ever seen and trust me when I tell you, "You DON'T want to go back there. Just enjoy your $100 piece of filet mignon and DON'T GO BACK THERE." lol Cockroaches. Rats. Mice. You name it. One 5-star Indian restaurant I did services for in Milwaukee, I swear, tap the walls and THOUSANDS of German cockroaches would come pouring out. It was one of the most disgusting things I'd ever seen. Anyway, I got a bit sidetracked there. One of my absolute favorite buns are onion buns, and on a bologna sandwich? Man. That's just good eats. We used to get onion buns from a place in Milwaukee called Grebe's. Man, they had the best of everything. Something about bologna anyway. Sure, it's lips and a$$holes. But very good lips and a$$holes. lol Funny though, that something as simple as bologna can be part of some of our best memories. But then, so much of our lives and the things we do as humans are surrounded by food. Eating is definitely a part of life and a big part of what we remember when we get together.
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• United States
4 Aug
@porwest I did several years of commercial HVAC installation and servicing. I was in a Hormel plant a dairy plant and ugh, a Purina plant. No one should see how things are made. That Purina plant though, it was on another level. I had to wear a mask caked with Vicks. The smell was SO incredibly awful, my clothes stunk after I got home.
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@DaddyEvil (159934)
• United States
3 Aug
I don't eat bologna anymore but mom used to fry it and we'd make sandwiches with it when I was a kid. I'm glad you're enjoying it.
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@DaddyEvil (159934)
• United States
3 Aug
@porwest Don't forget to slice into it a little way so it doesn't balloon up on you in the fry pan. Mom did that to keep it laying mostly flat in the pan.
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@porwest (107631)
• United States
3 Aug
@DaddyEvil I forgot about that. lol. But you're right. If you don't, they do get that little "air pocket" under them.
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@porwest (107631)
• United States
3 Aug
Fried bologna is good eats. I rarely fry it when I have it, but if I get a pack (which is almost a given), I'm definitely going to fry some.
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• Defuniak Springs, Florida
3 Aug
I got bologna in the last shopping trip. I need to make some fried bologna. BAR S makes garlic bologna and its amazing.
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• Defuniak Springs, Florida
3 Aug
@porwest Espeially for how cheap it is. LOL.
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@porwest (107631)
• United States
3 Aug
@thislittlepennyearns That's a big factor. And hey, Bar S is good. I eat their hot dogs too. They actually have a good line of products.
@porwest (107631)
• United States
3 Aug
I have had the Bar S garlic one and I agree with you. That's good eats!
@Mshafeeq (2744)
• Kuwait, Kuwait
3 Aug
Wow I wonder how one can eat such big bologna.
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@Mshafeeq (2744)
• Kuwait, Kuwait
4 Aug
@porwest of course ??
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@porwest (107631)
• United States
4 Aug
@Mshafeeq I mean, who could fit that in their mouth? lol
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@porwest (107631)
• United States
3 Aug
Well, I think most people don't eat a sandwich like that in real life. You'd definitely need a fork, though. lol
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@2ndchances24 (10946)
• Cloverdale, Indiana
3 Aug
I have never liked the stuff my self but use to fry it for the better 1/2 when he'd come in off the road a few days & make him a few for on the road to eat, but since I've been home from the hosp he has changed what he eats now, cause he goes with me to my dr appts to get what they say with my sugar & all I have to keep on top of.
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@porwest (107631)
• United States
3 Aug
I will say, bologna is good, but not very good for you.
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@porwest (107631)
• United States
3 Aug
@2ndchances24 All in moderation. But of course, for some, even moderation is a bad option. I get it.
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• Cloverdale, Indiana
3 Aug
@porwest your right, Neither is hotdogs Or any meat that is mixed with other meats like that.
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3 Aug
Omg that's baloney you are talking about. I had that in Indiana. With bread and ketchup. And pasta in a tomato dauce It was all the guy had in the house but we were all really stoned so it was just what the doctor ordered.
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@porwest (107631)
• United States
3 Aug
Yep, and that's pretty much how we pronounce it too. "Baloney." I have heard that in the UK it's called polony, but I don't know that for sure. I usually prefer mustard or Miracle Whip on my bologna. I don't think I've ever used ketchup. But I can see where a red sauce of some sort might be used if one is using bigger chunks, say, from a ring bologna and incorporating it into a dish like that.
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4 Aug
@porwest I have to say Polony here is not what it used to be Red tomato ketchup That's the way to do it
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@porwest (107631)
• United States
4 Aug
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@id_peace (16666)
• Singapore
3 Aug
For sandwich, I have no prefer way of eating them but if the sandwich layer is too much, i will eat them parts by parts.
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@id_peace (16666)
• Singapore
4 Aug
@porwest Even with a fork, I cannot do it either.
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@porwest (107631)
• United States
4 Aug
@id_peace It would be a challenge. 'Nuff said. lol
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@porwest (107631)
• United States
3 Aug
I have to say, I have never made a sandwich like the one in the picture. I'd definitely need a fork for that. lol
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@LadyDuck (483627)
• Italy
3 Aug
I think that what you call Bologna and what in Italy we call Bologna (the name comes from the city where it was first created) are not the same thing. This is our Bologna, it's big and it's always served finely sliced.
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@LadyDuck (483627)
• Italy
3 Aug
@porwest Ours is very large, the diameter of the Bologna is usually at least 12 inches.
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@porwest (107631)
• United States
3 Aug
That looks very similar to what we have here that we call bologna, although it's commonly sold in individual packs here. But if you go to the deli, it comes like that, and you can have it sliced to whatever thickness you want.
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@porwest (107631)
• United States
3 Aug
@LadyDuck A lot of stuff in the United States is packaged for consumer convenience. So, we have more options it seems like.
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@RasmaSandra (88997)
• Daytona Beach, Florida
3 Aug
I used to love balogna but have not had any in a long time and have not even eaten bread, I am going to order some ham and some kaiser rolls with my next grocery order, I suddenly feel like a sandwich,
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@RasmaSandra (88997)
• Daytona Beach, Florida
4 Aug
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@porwest (107631)
• United States
4 Aug
Ham on a kaiser roll sounds AWESOME. Good choice, and a good way to get back into sandwiches. I am a fan of this.
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@1creekgirl (44164)
• United States
4 Aug
We eat a fried baloney sandwich once in a while. I like a "raw" cold one if I have a fresh tomato from the garden. Our tomatoes and peppers didn't do well this year.
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@1creekgirl (44164)
• United States
5 Aug
@porwest Some things are better left as a mystery.
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@porwest (107631)
• United States
5 Aug
@1creekgirl On that we wholeheartedly agree. lol
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@porwest (107631)
• United States
5 Aug
Yeah. I could eat bologna either way. It's just good, especially if I don't think about what's in it. lol Then again, it tastes good, so what do I care what's in it? lol
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@Fleura (32620)
• United Kingdom
3 Aug
I don't even know what bologna is! (obviously some kind of meat product, but what?) and isn't miracle whip a sort of pretend cream?
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@porwest (107631)
• United States
3 Aug
I think there they call it paloney. As for Miracle Whip, it's mayonnaise, but with actual flavor. lol
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• Torrington, Connecticut
27 Aug
I never liked bologna as a kid, but now I can eat it
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• Torrington, Connecticut
2 Sep
@porwest Same miracle whip is my fav
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@porwest (107631)
• United States
5 Sep
@BACONSTRIPSXXX The Miracle Whip vs. mayonnaise thing is a massive area of hot debate. Like ketchup or not on scrambled eggs. There's really no in between on these things.
@porwest (107631)
• United States
27 Aug
I always liked bologna. Just not when my mom put real mayonnaise on it. I never liked the taste of real mayonnaise, and I used to accuse her of putting butter on my sandwich. I later realized it was the real mayonnaise. I prefer the Miracle Whip variety.
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@Traceyjayne (5298)
• United Kingdom
3 Aug
I’ve never heard of it ….we don’t have it in the UK. but the photo looks amazing …..
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• United Kingdom
27 Aug
@porwest no it’s not common …I have heard of it but not widely available in main stores ….
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@porwest (107631)
• United States
27 Aug
@Traceyjayne I wonder if it's the same thing, though, although based on what I read of it, it is.
@porwest (107631)
• United States
27 Aug
I believe in the UK they call it polony. I have heard it's actually quite common there.
@LindaOHio (201017)
• United States
3 Aug
I used to like it fried. I also enjoyed a veal bologna sandwich; but I no longer eat veal. Haven't had bologna in decades. Your sandwich sounds OK except for the onions of course.
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@LindaOHio (201017)
• United States
11 Aug
@porwest Bologna and pork.
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@porwest (107631)
• United States
10 Aug
Fried is also good. Bologna is just good eats, and now that I am buying it again, I am sure it will be an ongoing trend for at least a little while.
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@porwest (107631)
• United States
11 Aug
@LindaOHio I don't think pork will ever not be a trend in our house. lol
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@snowy22315 (196230)
• United States
3 Aug
I was thinking Dagwood sandwich when I saw that . I rarely eat it, but I like it fried.
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@LeaPea2417 (38425)
• Toccoa, Georgia
3 Aug
I ate a lot of bologna and American cheese sandwiches as a kid. I also remember frying bologna in a skillet as a kid. I thought that was so cool to do.
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@LeaPea2417 (38425)
• Toccoa, Georgia
4 Aug
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@porwest (107631)
• United States
3 Aug
Fried bologna is just good eats. Hands down. Horribly unhealthy, but damn, so good. lol
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