A raccoon gets drunk in a Virginia liquor store

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I saw this story on the news this morning and found it funny even though I shouldn't have. An employee at the store found a ceiling tile broken and bottles of scotch and whiskey smashed all along an aisle with the alcohol in puddles all over. The raccoon aka "trash panda" (I love that term) was found passed out on the floor in the bathroom. Animal control was called, the animal was picked up and it was taken to the local animal shelter. It was fine after it slept it off except for possibly having a massive hangover. It was then released back into the wild. I am about to start teaching about cellular respiration (breaking down sugar to produce energy for cells) and that includes fermentation. . . which always involves talking about the production of ethyl alcohol. I tell the students about the story of the moose in *I think* Minnesota that ate fermented apples that had fallen off of the tree and were broken and pecked/nibbled by animals. Bacteria and yeast got into them and the alcohol built up. The moose got drunk and went on a rampage throughout the town to the point where the police told everyone to go on lockdown. If you get bored there are all sorts of videos on YouTube of drunk wild animals. I'm sure there are of drunk domesticated pets too but I don't think it is funny to intentionally get your pet hammered.